Cosas increíblemente alucinantes Unbelievably Awesome Things
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Harry expects nightmares when Madam Pomfrey refuses to give him any more Dreamless Sleep. What he doesn't expect is to have his first soulmate dream only days after Voldemort returned.
He would've preferred the nightmares.
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- Part 1 of I Can't Carry This
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My Soul, Your Heart by Seriously_awkward_amy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types
01 Jan 2023
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Harry loses almost everyone he loves and discovers he is unable to follow them into the after life.
He gets bored of moping in Grimmauld place so moves to the US, much to the thrill of MAUSA (who Harry firmly ignores). He settles in Forks, a quiet town that should give him the dull life he desires, though a Nicotine fuelled, long haired, leather wearing teen with a couldn’t care less attitude was bound to stick out a little.
What Harry didn’t expect was a coven of 7 bunny sucking vampires, a pack of wolf shifters and an annoying little muggle who couldn’t keep her big nose out of other peoples business. To make matters worse one of the Bunny munchers is under the impression that Harry is their destined soulmate and keeps trying to talk to him (Merlin forbid).
Rating and tags might change, who knows lmao
(this started out as shits and giggles and escalated from there)Series
- Part 1 of My Soul, Your Heart
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Harry Potter and the Immortal's Playground by May_May_0_0
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Jan 2022
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It starts slowly, the steady disconnect between who he is and who he should be. The man in the mirror becomes a stranger to him; he looks into the glass and wonders how everything became so distorted and backward and...wrong. He notices in bursts: when Teddy grows taller than him, when he’s kissing Ginny on her lips and looking at the subtle smile lines she’s starting to develop around her plush mouth. She’s got the cutest crinkles by her eyes.
His face is smooth as it was when he was seventeen. Which was 18 years ago. He hasn’t aged a day.
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Living forever isn't all it's cracked up to be. Harry Potter learns the meaning of immortality when everyone he loves dies again and again after becoming the master of death. After millennia of love lost, Death sends him to "Elsewhere" in order to give his master something new and different.Harry emerges from ash in New Asgard. What's a man like Thor to do but offer the traveler a home?
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The Cherished Child by beth9891
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Oct 2014
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Au: What if a deal was struck between the wizarding world and the Volturi during the Voldemort's first reign. The vampires help the light side in exchange for two wizards? How would this effect the boy-who-lived. Would he be able to survive, and even thrive amongst the vampires, and what woulld happen when you mix forks, cullens and the wolves into the mix? Slash pairing
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Jaw Droppers and Job Stoppers by ABirdWithoutFeathers
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
07 Nov 2022
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"10/10 fic, five stars on Yelp, I will go scream about this for the next hour /pos" -atryhardauthor
"one of my favorite Dreams ever. adore how he's just constantly on the verge of a panic attack for most of this and constantly just wants to kill everything and/or himself. delightful" -TheSnowyPlains
"Absolutely cannot wait to see how this is gonna turn out, I wish I could give a thousand more kudos. No story has me chasing for answers like this!" -fandom_closet
"Fantastic writing! You’re so creative and talented." -My mom
A story in which Dream gives half the city superpowers with nothing but the power of a tattoo gun, a little bit of mental illness, and a deep fear of needles. Yes, it’s ironic. Yes, he is aware.
Featuring: The villainous syndicate who can’t get their shit together, Ranboo as the Twitch version of Dr. Evil, gratuitous vigilantes Tommy and Tubbo, a genuinely insane Quackity, and more! Also, everything is on fire!
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- Part 1 of The Death of the Author
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Jack finds a wu that changes his life and gets him closer to his idol at the same time. Too bad the catch sucks.
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Jesus Fucking Christ by crispy_croissant
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
04 Mar 2024
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Harry's been around much longer than a normal human. Unfortunately, that means making connections that sometimes you just can't break, no matter how hard you try.
When one of Harry's old connections contacts him in need of help, Harry's forced to go to their aid.
Sadly, when he gets there, he has to deal a lot more than he signed up for.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Twilight, they belong to their rightful owners.
Ahloura, because I know you're likely to see this summary, I'm telling you this is an absolute shitshow that I will burn at a later date.
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Jacob confesses to Edward...