Baggins and their Tookness
My favorit Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit fanfic, more often then not they feature a sassy Bilbo.
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A Rather Expected Journey by Morg47
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
15 Jun 2025
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There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.
The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.
The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even by Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.
The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.
And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what will happen if they truly piss him off.
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In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.
(indefinite hiatus)
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- Part 1 of Mabajbûn Series
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A Shot in the Dark by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Jan 2023
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When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
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- Part 1 of Take a Shot
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The Long Road Home by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Jun 2019
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In another lifetime, it is the Shire that is attacked and stolen by a dragon for reasons unknown. Years later, Bilbo Baggins embarks on a journey to Erebor in a desperate attempt to find aid in reclaiming his homeland. But once there, he finds that taking on a dragon will be the least of his concerns as he struggles through trials, his own identity, and the King Under the Mountain.
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Bilbo was born as Hobbits were in days forgotten and was treated as a monster because of it. He had come to peace with living out his days in an empty smial, hated by his family and ignored by his friends when an old friend drops a pile of loud, infuriating, personal space invading dwarrows into his lap. With them not knowing his secret, Bilbo hopes to get back what he has been missing for so long.
If only it was that easy.
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The Time for Home by Drenagon
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Dec 2019
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Bilbo Baggins doesn't fit in in the Shire. He's not a normal hobbit. That doesn't bother him.
Having his warnings ignored? Trying to help those who will not help themselves?
That bothers him.
Updated 6/12/19 with post-Epilogue 'one-shot' chapter.
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The Guardian Of Life by MissYuki1990
Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
03 Dec 2014
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After centuries of being alone, of yearning for a place he could call home, of loving and losing over and over again, he had given up and decided to spend the rest of eternity alone. But nothing had ever gone according to plan with him, so why should it work now?
Drawn into yet another war, into yet another battle with the fate of the world at stake, will he lose himself to darkness again, or will he find what he has been looking for in the midst of sorrow and pain? -
Changing Seasons by kdwalbring
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
13 Jun 2016
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The Dwarves of Ered Luin are struggling greatly, so they send out most of the craftsmen to find work. In a last ditch effort, Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thrain, leads his company to the Shire. He does not expect what he finds there. Will he find new allies to help him solve the terrible sicknesses that plague the dwarves? Can the hobbits learn to care about the outside world enough to help? Can dwarves learn trust to another race again? Can Thorin give his people the home they deserve?
This features the whole company and does have a great deal of peril related to starvation, sickness, and racism. I will try to tag anything potentially triggering. Also, Belladonna Took totally becomes shipper trash.
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The Stone Prince by harrypanther
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Dec 2021
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AU (Erebor never fell). The Kingdom of Erebor is rich and powerful but the dwarrow within are not happy. For an ancient curse has fallen on their Crown Prince and he had been turned to stone. Only the presence of his One will return him to normality-but if he does not meet the mate Mahal made for him before the Midwinter Festival, before midnight on the Yule Solstice, he will remain stone forever.
When a lowly Hobbit cleaner finds a statue incongruously in a hidden corridor, he of course has no idea who he is or what story lies behind his presence. Or who the grumpy dwarf Prince is who appeared when he returned to the corridor to perform an act of kindness. If only Bilbo Baggins knew why the Prince was desperate for him to return, perhaps he could help...and cure more than an ancient curse...