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    Nine year old Anakin recognizes Palpatine at Qui-Gon's funeral, having seen him at the slave markets on Tatooine and witnessed him using Force lightning. He of course relays this information to Obi-Wan, who, after having a panic attack, comes up with a plan that involves Padme, copious amounts of lying, several failed poisoning attempts (by Palpatine), cringeworthy codenames, a ridiculous sign language made up to humor his drama queen padawan, a secret wedding, at least one faked death, and the performance of a lifetime come Revenge of the Sith.

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    Tony Stark was a simple man. Despite the vast media coverage on his ex-teammates and the worrying by his best friend and girlfriend, he was fine. Peachy. He never slept before, so what were a few more nightmares? He was a Stark. And Stark men were made of Iron.

    Peter Parker knew he worried his Aunt. He knew he was missing sleep and eating less, but what was a teenaged superhero supposed to do? High School already kicked his ass, and now he had a double life to juggle on top of it.

    What happens when the two text each other accidentally and find out that maybe their problems can be solved- with the help of the other.

    Throw in some secret identites, a revisal of the Accords, the Avengers coming back and a splash of angst. What do you get? A little bit of give and take.

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    Tony stopped short as the intern shot a thin, white gooey substance out at the wall.

    It stuck.

    The kid tugged on it experimentally.

    It continued to stick.

    “Hmph,” the kid said.

    And then he dropped the white sticky thread, which Tony's sleep-deprived mind was completely one hundred percent certain was a web just like Spider-Man’s, and went back to work.

    Who knew such things could be hiding in Tony’s own internship labs?

    OR: Tony Stark has been looking for Spider-Man for a long time. He has very, very little success in this search, despite Peter Parker working in his labs. Just some fun identity shenanigans >:)

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    “Sir, there seems to have been a major payment made on your credit card.” JARVIS broke the silence in his lab.

    “Say what?”

    “There has been a payment of $4,206.90 spent on your credit card.”

    “Okay, that’s not a lot of money. Wait. Where?”

    “At IKEA sir.”

    Or: Peter Parker, Shuri and Harley Keener decide to steal Tony's credit card and go try not to get arrested for vandalism or destruction of public property. Because that would be bad on Spider-Man's resume (rez-ah-may)

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    Miles glitches in Universe 42 and opens his eyes only to find himself falling.

    Why is he falling?

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    Deception has gotten the best of Miles Morales for a good couple years now. Its tracked him down and resurfaced like weeds between his feet at every moment he’d least expected it. He’ll admit, he has a long way to go when it comes to knowing who to trust and who might be secretly trying to kill you and/or lie to you about your very existence.

    But hey, everybody’s gotta learn somewhere right?

    (or,

    Miles Morales, recently landed in Earth 42, has had enough of everyone’s shit and he’s going to save his dad or so help him he’ll lose his mind.

    Miles Morales 42, just wants to know what the /hell/ is up with his doppelgänger.)

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    When Ansari said, “Your father is Tony Stark,” Tony prepared himself for his son’s disappointment and anger but all he saw on Peter’s face was confusion.

    He opened and closed his mouth several times, inhaling through his nose then slowly releasing the breath through his mouth. His eyebrows were furrowed and his nose was scrunched in a facial expression that read “okay, what the fuck.”

    “Okay, what the fuck,” Peter said.

     

    aka my take on biodad au where peter is kidnapped as a child and they're reunited years later by chance. featuring peter breaking out of a police interrogation room to get iced coffee, tony stark's childhood trauma, and a healthy dose of found family

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    Peter gets kidnapped.

    God Tony feels bad for them.

    Or

    Peter annoys the hell out of his kidnappers. They do not have a good time

    PURE CRACK AND COMPLETE NONSENSE!!

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    After Peter messes up on a mission and causes the adults in his life to get mad at him, Parker luck strikes again and pulls him into an alternate universe. With the help of Gwen Stacy and Miles Morales, he has to find a way to get back home... if he even has anything to go back to.

     

    Alternatively: How would Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse be different if MCU Peter was pulled in?

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    The only thing he noticed was that he was falling and hitting the cement floor.
    He was bleeding out and dying. And he was fine. Peter Parker spent over half of his time saving lives, but this time no one would save him. It was too late.
    “I’m sorry, Mr. Stark” he whispered, thinking he must have disappointed his mentor.
    All of the sudden there was a voice in his head.

     

    Would you change something, if you got to live your life again?

    Yes.

     

    Or

    Peter Parker dies and suddenly wakes up in his fourteen year old body, the morning after his spider bite.

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    Rhodey admittedly doesn't know a lot about this kid that Tony not-so-secretly loves, this kid that seems to spend more time at the Tower then not. He'd meant to, he'd wanted to, spend more time with Peter and learn what had made him so special that Tony, of all people, had gobbled him up.

    Not like this, though.

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    Tony escapes Afghanistan, goes home, has a burger, goes to sleep.
    When he wakes up, there’s a teenager he doesn’t know sleeping on top of him.

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    “Ok rule two-“

    2. DO NOT CHEAT, I HAVE SUPER-SENSES AND CAN TELL IF YOU ARE. I’M NOT LYING.

    Miles blinks because he’s really not sure what he’s reading and if it’s real.

    “And, uh, rule three-“

    3. NO… VIGILANTISM(?)

    Why there are three dots and a question mark in that rule, he’s not sure.

    ~
    Or, Peter’s life as the world’s most chaotic AP Chem teacher, from the eyes of his very confused — and very done — students

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    “Kid. Wake up. C’mon, Peter Venkman. Open those peepers.”

    Peter groaned, scrunching his eyebrows and grimacing as he opened an eye. The room was dark, all things considered, but the one light that swung above buzzed and flickered in a fluorescent headache-inducing haze.

    “I think I’m more of an Egon,” Peter said, blinking in the view of Tony sitting next to him with alarm in his eyes. Sat in a chair. Tied up. He quickly looked down and saw himself in the same boat. “Uh.”

    “We got knocked out,” Tony said bluntly. “Duh. Woke up next to you in a dark room that looks like a set in an indie horror.”

     

    or: Tony and Peter go on a very normal shopping trip to the mall.

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    The Rogues come back to the Compound.

    Peter isn’t happy about it.

    AKA the “call me son one more time” line from Meet Me Inside but it’s Peter yelling at Steve AKA self-indulgent Protective Peter Parker

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    Peter shuffled into the elevator, pouting.

    Today had been a bad day.

    It wasn't one of those terrible days where he felt like throwing stuff into the wall and crying his eyes out, but it was a more melancholic one, where he craved comfort and affection of any type.

    "Are you alright, Peter?" FRIDAY's soothing voice asked.

    "It's nothing, Fri," he sighed, "Just a bad day."

    "Would you like me to inform someone to come to you?" she asked worriedly.

    "No," Peter sighed again and stepped off the elevator.
    "You know what," he said, brightening up slightly, "I want hugs. Lots of them."

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    “What,” Tony’s voice broke and he coughed to clear his throat. “What are you- no, wait, maybe first just, who are you?”

    There was a long and awkward pause before Tony received a response from the lunatic stuck to the building. “I’m- I’m Spider-Man.”

    OR

    after Civil War, Tony aims to distract himself from the trauma by focusing on developing his nano tech, and somehow gets caught into a spider's web along the way.

    ***

    nominated for the “Best Homeless” and “Identity Reveal” fic in the 2022 Irondad Creator Awards!

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    “Can I get like 5 more minutes of sleep please?”

    “Kid, I just kidnapped you, tied you up in my lab- in my secret lair, and you're asking for 5 more minutes of sleep. Really?”

    Peter narrowed his eyes. “Is this a trick question or...”

    ~
    Or, Villain Tony meets and promptly decides to adopt a newly minted Spider-Man who might maybe definitely has no clue what he's doing

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    Their mission was relatively straightforward: retrieve some stolen data chips containing sensitive information regarding a few Republic’s senators, obliterate every machine that tried to stand in their way and get off the planet before Separatists reinforcements arrived to make a mess of everything. Easy, right?

    Ducking behind a smoking Super Battle droid, Morgan sent a silent prayer to Jetii’dral, asking it to protect Rex, who was currently trying to force his way into the building from the other side. If they were as lucky as they had been up until that moment, they would meet up with him in the middle.

    Little did he know that everybody’s luck had picked that exact moment to run out.

    In which a mission goes terribly wrong, Anakin almost dies and everyone has to pick up the pieces.

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    This started a game for them.

    Harley would use any and all pick-up lines he could think of on Peter, and he would shoot him down. They somehow seemed to have mutually agreed that as soon as Harley managed to find a pick-up line Peter did not have the answer to, Harley would win and take Peter on a date.

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