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There’s a few rings, then the phone picks up.
“Wayne Residence.”
That’s funny, Tim thinks, Mrs. Mac doesn’t sound like herself.
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On a hot July evening while home alone, eight-year-old Tim gets a fever. He means to ask Mrs. Mac for help — but ends up accidentally calling Alfred Pennyworth. Somehow, even in sickness, he wins all the hearts of the Wayne family in one fell swoop.- Language:
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“Blessed Spirit, we thank you for the gift of this child’s life. We are forever in your debt.” The whole village is kneeling now, even the tiniest toddlers flopped down on their stomachs doing their best approximation of a bow. “Please, won’t you give us a name to call you? We would like to properly express our gratitude.”
Oh.
Well shit.
(Where Zuko saves a little Earth Kingdom girl from drowning, the villagers think he's a Spirit, build him a shrine, and long story short, a fake story about the Blue Spirit who dances with dragons suddenly becomes very real.)
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The W in Weasley stands for Werewolf by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jun 2023
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When a werewolf comes out of nowhere and attacks nineteen-year old Arthur Weasley, he thinks his life is over before it's even really begun. He's wrong, of course, and now all of forty years later the Weasley family is thriving, happy, and healthy- and every one of them is a werewolf.
Things are going really well for eleven-year old Ron... except for the part where he has to get through school without anyone finding out his family's secret while simultaneously keeping his new brother alive. Easy-peasy. Right?
(Pay no mind to the one-eyed beast that seems to be lurking in the shadows- it's almost certainly nothing to worry about.)
Features the entire Weasley family adopting Harry Potter practically the second they lay eyes on him (or before that, even); Ron Weasley finding himself being altogether far too nice too slimy gits who don't deserve it; Percy Weasley doing his best; Harry deciding that being enemies with this Malfoy kid is too much work actually; Hermione Granger being as smart and ruthless as ever; Severus Snape who did not, and I repeat, did NOT sign up for ANY of this; and much, much more
Currently on hiatus
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Harry Potter's Ever Growing Collection of Family by gonzoclock
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2025
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
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The Prince of Slytherin by TheSinister_Man
Fandom: Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Mar 2025
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Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the Boy Who Lived. This will not be the story you expect; follow Harry through a changed world as he learns of a world that was hidden from him, battles prophecies kept from him, and finds a place in it all despite adversity.
Year Four (Harry Black and the Resurrection Game) is currently ongoing. No romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys, with limited bashing (mainly of James). Eldritch magic, and occasional breaks from canon - always with a purpose.
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Harry Potter, Squatter by enterprise1701_d
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan
05 Mar 2025
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Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple... (crosspost from Fanfiction.net)
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Mystery Man by TheWitchBoy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
10 Apr 2021
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“Uncle Barry,” Wally said in a tight voice. His eyes betrayed his concern, in more ways than one, when they flicked over to the other occupant of his bed. The only thing visible of him was a halo of long dark hair and the top of his head. If Wally hadn’t looked at him, Barry might very well have missed it entirely, which would have given Wally time to come up with what he was going to say.
If. “If” was the operative word.
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- Part 7 of Secret ID Reveals
- Part 6 of Fluff and Happy Things
- Part 1 of Batman Has Kids, Apparently
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Left with only three other crew mates, it’s a ready expectation that Sanji will start fawning all over Robin in his usual obnoxious way. However, that’s not what happens. Instead, looking wild around the eyes in a way only someone who knows him well would recognize, the cook doesn’t break stride until he’s firmly within Zoro’s orbit and can wrap both hands around his upper arm, clinging tight.
“Hi, darling,” he chirps, his expression desperately conveying that Zoro needs to play along under pain of death. “Did you miss me?”
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Alternate Title: The Snake Goes Ara Ara
By cruel trick of the fates, intervention of stupid gods, or just the apathy of an uncaring universe I find myself woken up as Orochimaru just after he had possessed a woman for his new host. Now I need to find a way to turn this hoard of sycophants and psychos into something that will not only keep me from an early grave, but also how to change it to a force of change in this messed up world.
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The one where twelve-year-old Jason and nine-year-old Tim are kidnapped by a serial killer and later escape, and Dick wants to adopt Jason, and Jason has already adopted Tim.
And also Tim has already adopted Jason even harder than Jason has adopted him, and he will fight anyone who comes near. And Bruce wants to adopt them all but keeps getting stymied.
This will be dark in places. Please mind the tags. Specific trigger warnings will be in the chapters.
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- Part 1 of Through the Walls
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“I know,” Dick said, “But he cried when we said Clark wasn’t coming.”
Alfred sighed.
“Of course he did.”
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Steph, 3:29 PM:
need super tampons. it’s an emergency. can u please run to store? would owe you FOREVER- Language:
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smokin' in the boys' room by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Aug 2021
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Bruce Wayne -- billionaire playboy, owner of, at most, three brain cells -- beaten up at his own charity gala. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises out of nepotism and dumb luck, whose business wasn’t touched by corruption purely because of incompetence -- Bruce Wayne, airheaded and still generous, still kind, bloody in a stall and trying to hide it.
His hand clenched on the stall door, crumpling it between his fingers. His eyes weren’t burning yet, but barely.
“Who did this to you?”
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Baby bird by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU (Comics), DCU
23 Aug 2022
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Jason didn't know how to hold a baby. He was what, two years? Jason wasn't sure, the baby was so fucking small. Was he undernourished?
The only consolation was that even Goldie had no idea what he was doing.
“You're holding him badly,” Jason told him.
"Have you ever held a baby in your arms?" Dick asked, panicked.
“No, but sure you don't have to hold them under your arms. You will hurt him. "
"I'm sorry, but I'm doing my best to ..."
The baby sobbed. Dick and Jason froze, terrified. The little boy rubbed his eyes with his fists, but in addition to the noise from before, he was keeping the tears to himself. It wasn't normal.
" What do we do?" he asked him in a panic. The brat wasn't going into a rage but he was sick and Jason hated when kids were sick.
"Um ..."
"Dickhead, say something!"
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It was supposed to be Dick's first patrol with Bruce. Neither of them expected an intruder into the cave. A very small intruder ...
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5 Times Tim Spends the Night at Wayne Manor + 1 Time He Comes Home by motleyfam for batmoniker
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
29 Jan 2022
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Tim is good at galas.
No, scratch that—Tim is great at galas. He’s been attending them ever since the age of three, when his parents first stuffed him into his little Gymboree tuxedo and gave him a stern lecture about ‘sitting quietly’ and ‘speaking when spoken to.’ He knows all the rules: what to wear, how to stand, when to smile, what to say, what not to say. He knows how to come across as polite and intelligent and charming, and on absolutely any other day, he would be rocking this.
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Or, my take on a ‘Tim Joins the Family Early’ AU, told through a series of sleepovers, most of which are unplanned.
Featuring pre-teen Tim, Alive!Jason, and a whole lot of hurt/comfort.
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- Part 1 of Settle Our Bones
- Part 1 of 5+1 (expansion pack)
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Let Them Be Brothers by quotidian_void
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
10 Nov 2023
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Tim meets Jason while at school. He saved him from bullies, thinking that was it, but it turns out that it was not. Jason wanted to be near him. He chose to be his friend.
Cue epic found family adventure including comfort, hurt, death, torture, Lazarus Pits, abusive parents, isolation, people old and new.
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the weather outside is frightful by iselsis
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
25 Dec 2021
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A new dragon pack is formed in the Gotham mountains. It is decided that it will be named the bat pack.
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