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Summary:

TO: Sawamura
Miyuki actually agreed to date you? Miyuki Kazuya, the catcher and captain of Seidou? That Miyuki Kazuya?

FROM: Sawamura
yes!!!!!
chris-senpai why are u so disbelieving ill have u know that im a catch!!!!!
get it?????? CATCH???????
(/_^)/       ● \(^_\)

the inbox of chris-senpai's phone during the events of only fools rush in.

Notes:

this side-fic is literally called 'poor chris-senpai' in my files. chris will never be free.

all of this happens during the events of my fic only fools rush in. there aren't any dates for the texts bc i didnt want to have to figure it out, but if you've read the fic you should be able to get an idea of when stuff is happening.

all typos are intentional! all the kaomoji came from japaneseemoticons.me. some of them may or may not show up on different browsers.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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FROM: Sawamura

MIYUKI KAZUYA AND I ARE OFFICIALLY DATING
(*)

TO: Sawamura

That's not a very funny joke, Sawamura.

FROM: Sawamura

(((( ;°Д°))))
im not jokin!!!! i confessed to MIYUKI KAZUYA and he accepted me!!!! he's my bf now!!!!
ヽ(´ω`○)ノ.+゚*。:゚+

TO: Sawamura

Miyuki actually agreed to date you? Miyuki Kazuya, the catcher and captain of Seidou? That Miyuki Kazuya?

FROM: Sawamura

yes!!!!!
chris-senpai why are u so disbelieving ill have u know that im a catch!!!!! 
get it?????? CATCH???????
(_^)        \(^_)

TO: Sawamura

Yes. I got it.
I just never thought Miyuki dated boys too, that's all. 

FROM: Sawamura

well, he tried to say no, but i pointed ou how unfair that was so
(◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)ノ”

TO: Sawamura

Ah. 
Are you really sure you want to date him?  

FROM: Sawamura

(pдq)
well, yeah. he's a nasty guy but he also looks out for everyone and he's helped me a lot and (DONT TELL HIM THIS) really look up to him!!!!! 
and his…. face is nice too…

TO: Sawamura

As long as you're happy, I'm happy, I guess.

FROM: Sawamura

CHRIS-SENPAI!!!!!!!!!!!!
\(--)/   

FROM: Isashiki

MIYUKI AND SAWAMURA ARE DATING HAVE U HEARD ABOUT THIS

FROM: Kominato

My poor little brother is having a hard time accepting it…

FROM: Tetsu

They'd better still work hard for victory.

TO: Tetsu, Kominato, Isashiki

Did Sawamura tell all of you, or are you all still seriously involved in the gossip at Seidou?

FROM: Isashiki

I WILL ALWAYS CARE 4 MY KOUHAI!!!!

FROM: Kominato

Don't you find their struggles amusing...?

FROM: Tetsu

Zono keeps me updated.

FROM: Sawamura

CHRIS-SENPAI. MIYUKI. HE.
⁄(⁄ ⁄ˊૢ⁄ ⌑ ⁄ˋૢ⁄ ⁄)⁄
HE!!!!!!

TO: Sawamura

it sonly 3 pls be quiet

FROM: Sawamura

m(。≧Д≦。)m
I'M SO SORRY CHRIS-SENPAI I WILL LET YOU SLEEP!!!!!!

are you awake now???? bc MIYUKI KAZUYA did something UNSPEAKABLE

TO: Maezono

Did Miyuki do something to Sawamura yesterday?

FROM: Maezono

Blew his chopsticks when Sawamura tried to feed him. 

TO: Maezono

.......
I see.

TO: Sawamura

Why were you even trying to feed Miyuki?

FROM: Sawamura

・□・;)
how did you find out????!!!
ー(°◇°〃)
THATS WHAT COUPLES DO CHRIS-SENPAI
THEY FEED EACH OTHER AND ACT LOVEY-DOVEY AND MIYUKI KAZUYA RUINED IT

TO: Sawamura

It's Miyuki. You couldn't have expected him to just take it.

FROM: Sawamura

( ・◇・)?
but why NOT were bfs now arent we????

TO: Sawamura

He's Miyuki, Sawamura. 

FROM: Sawamura

but hes been just fine with the kissing and he doesnt say no when i drag him out to get breakfast together!!!

TO: Sawamura

I'm not going to ask about the kissing.
Just give him some time to get adjusted, Sawamura. He's never really actively dated someone before. He's not used to it. 

FROM: Sawamura

Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
do you think it would help if i asked him out on a real date?

TO: Sawamura

A real date?

FROM: Sawamura

yes!!!! outside of seidou i mean. we could go to the park or the movies or!!!! 
(๏д๏)
oh no, none of that would work
i dont even know what kind of movies MIYUKI KAZUYA likes
probably HORROR MOVIES bc he's that twisted
OH NO
( ;゚д゚)

TO: Sawamura

A date might be a little advanced for Miyuki.
And he does like horror movies. 

FROM: Sawamura

(O∆O)
I KNEW IT. 
I DEFINITELY CANT GO TO THE MOVIES WITH HIM.
‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚
but i do want to go on a date with him…

TO: Sawamura

Well, Miyuki's never really been on a date before, so I don't think he'll care much.

FROM: Sawamura

(*〇□〇)……!
!!!!!!!!!!!
HE'S NEVER BEEN ON A DATE BEFORE???!
THEN I NEED TO MAKE IT REALLY SPECIAL

TO: Sawamura 

I'm sure he'll be happy with whatever you choose to do, Sawamura.
Also, can you please stop texting me, I'm in class. 

FROM: Sawamura 

m(。_。;))m
SORRY CHRIS-SENPAI

FROM: Isashiki

I CANT BELIEVE U TOLD SAWAMURA MIYUKI'S NEVER BEEN ON A DATE, HE'S FREAKING OUT NOW

FROM: Maezono

Why is Sawamura asking for advice on the perfect date? 

FROM: Sawamura

CHRIS-SENPAI! I HAVE IT! THE PERFECT DATE! THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DATE!
(ω・。)

TO: Sawamura 

Oh?

FROM: Sawamura

of course, it's only going to be perfect if everything slots into place… 
and if MIYUKI KAZUYA doesnt make any kids cry…

TO: Sawamura

Kids?

FROM: Sawamura

thanks for your help chris-senpai!!!!! this is going to be the BEST
(。・◇・)ゞ

TO: Sawamura

Sawamura? Kids??

TO: Maezono

What exactly is Sawamura doing for this date?

FROM: Maezono

No clue.

TO: Isashiki

You didn't tell Sawamura to do something weird for his date, did you?

FROM: Isashiki

AS IF I WOULD RUIN SAWAMURA'S CHANCES IN LOVE!!! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER DO U TAKE ME FOR!!!!

TO: Kominato

Does your little brother know what Sawamura's doing for this date he's taking Miyuki on?

FROM: Kominato

Sawamura's taking them to the aquarium, out for some food, and then to work with a team of middle school baseball players. 
Also, I chipped in to help Sawamura with is outfit. Isn't he cute?
JPEG ATTACHED.

TO: Kominato

He...
Yes. He's cute.
Thank you for the information.

FROM: Kominato

Shouldn't us senpai help each other out when it comes to our dramatic, irresponsible kouhai?

FROM: Sawamura

DATE SUCCESS!!!!! MIYUKI KAZUYA SMILED AND IS AFRAID OF STINGRAYS AND KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
\\\\( ⁼̴̶̤̀ω⁼̴̶̤́ ) //// 

TO: Sawamura

Congratulations, Sawamura.

FROM: Sawamura

!(•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

hey chris-senpai is it normal to get... really weird and fluttery when you kiss someone you like?

TO: Sawamura

I'm probably not the best person to ask, Sawamura.

FROM: Sawamura

(๑•̌.•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣
but youre DEFINITELY the best person to ask chris-senpai
youre the samrtest person i know
except for harucchi i mean

TO: Sawamura

That's very kind, Sawamura.
What kind of weird feeling?

FROM: Sawamura

like... my stomach gets really squiggley. 

TO: Sawamura

Squiggley.

FROM: Sawamura

(ー_ーゞ
and its sort of like... i want him to keep going? but also to stop
and i get really overheated like ive been on the mound for a long time
and MIYUKI KAZUYA kisses really well and i get overwhelmed
it's really embarrassing chris-senpai

TO: Sawamura

I think that's normal, Sawamura.
People usually get like... that when they kiss someone they like.
But please don't talk to me about this again.

Sawamura. Have you talked to Miyuki at all since your date?

FROM: Sawamura

Σ( ̄□ ̄;)
yes!!! I mean, we talked. and we did other... things?
but you said not to tell you about that again

TO: Sawamura

Yes. I stand by that. No details, please. 
But he's been acting normally? 

FROM: Sawamura

yes????
(・・?)
what's wrong chris-senpai?
(๑°⌓°๑)

TO: Sawamura

It's nothing.
I'm sure it's nothing.
Don't worry about it Sawamura.

Sawamura, I haven't heard from you for a while.
Is everything okay?
Sawamura? 

FROM: Sawamura

Miyuki broke up with me.

TO: Sawamura

Sawamura?
He did what?
When?
Are you all right?
Sawamura???? 

TO: Maezono

What happened?

FROM: Maezono

They just broke up. Neither of them will talk about it. 
No one's sure what happened, but I think Kuramochi knows more than he's letting on.

TO: Kuramochi

What. Happened.

FROM: Kuramochi

chris-senpai? how did you even get my number?
nvm 
miyuki is a dumbass and broke up with bakamura bc hes having feelings like an actual person for once

TO: Kuramochi 

Is Sawamura okay? 

FROM: Kuramochi

not really hes been overdoing it with the running
he keeps getting up really early and coming in really late

TO: Kuramochi

Are you trying to stop him? 
Remind him that he needs to pace himself if he wants to become a strong player. 
And it helps if you try and distract him with something else.
A new move, maybe, or even those books he likes.

TO: Sawamura

If you wear yourself out like this, I'll be deeply disappointed in you.

FROM: Kuramochi

hey ive been a bakamura-wrangler as long as you i know what i need to do
tho w/e you sent him mightve done the trick he went really pale
ouch chris-senpai that was harsh 

TO: Kuramochi

Stop reading Sawamura's texts.
Make sure he eats something.
He forgets to eat when he's stressed.

FROM: Kuramochi

im on it senpai

FROM: Sawamura

I'll do better, senpai.

TO: Kuramochi

Has he stopped overworking himself?
Kuramochi?

FROM: Kuramochi

the absolute MORON wont fucking STOP RUNNING
ive tried talking to him about it but he keeps sneaking out when im asleep
JPEG ATTACHED.
hes running himself ragged
i make sure he eats at breakfast but he keeps slipping me during dinner
and he cant eat more than a bowl of rice when he DOES eat

TO: Kuramochi

What about Miyuki?

FROM: Kuramochi

well, he's running himself ragged too just in a different way.
theyre just different breeds of moron
he wont tell me but i dont think hes sleeping either 

TO: Kominato

Are you aware of the situation with Miyuki and Sawamura?
Could you talk to your brother and see if he can't keep an eye on Sawamura?

FROM: Kominato

Of course I'm aware.
Haruichi keeps me well-informed.
But don't you think they'll work it out between themselves? 

TO: Kominato

JPEG ATTACHED.

FROM: Kominato

Is that Sawamura? My, my. 
But really, Chris, you worry too much. 
I'll ask Haruichi, I suppose, but it would be more interesting to see how it develops without our help...

FROM: Tetsu

You really shouldn't go to Ryousuke for help, Chris.
They'll be fine. Have faith in our kouhai.

FROM: Isashiki

THE POWER OF THERI LOVE WILL BRING THEM THRU

TO: Sawamura

Sawamura, remember that regular sleep and rest are essential for a player's growth.
And please call me back. I'm worried about you.

FROM: Sawamura

Sorry, Chris-senpai
I just… I try to sleep and I can't turn off my brain and stop thinking about
Well, about EVERYTHING and running is the only way to stop it
Sorry

TO: Sawamura

Don't apologize, Sawamura.
Just look after yourself.
For my sake, if not for yours. 

Sawamura? I tried calling, but I didn't get an answer.
Are you all right?

FROM: Kuramochi

dont freak out

TO: Kuramochi

Wht hapened???

FROM: Kuramochi

its NOT a big deal
really 
everythings fine

TO: Kuramochi

Kuramochi.

FROM: Kuramochi

so sawamura may have... collapsed on the field and he may have… a bit of a fever…

TO: Kuramochi

KURAMOCHI.

FROM: Kuramochi

its fine! hes fine! the doc just said hes been overworking himself! she said with some bed rest and fluids hes going to be recover just fine! 
JPEG ATTACHED.
see?
hes sleeping alright and everything!
his temp's already gone down!

TO: Kuramochi

This is because of his running, isn't it?
He's been working himself into the ground and now he's sick. 

FROM: Kuramochi

well… yes.

TO: Kuramochi

He's going to give me a heart attack

FROM: Kuramochi

join the club

TO: Sawamura

When you recover, we're going to have a very long conversation about the correct way to use training to overcome personal trauma, Sawamura.

FROM: Sawamura

yes chris-senpai
(๑-﹏-๑)

FROM: Kuramochi

JPEG ATTACHED
arent they cute?

TO: Kuramochi

Miyuki came to see him?

FROM: Kuramochi

came to apologize
i smell character growth
or the coming apocalypse 

TO: Kuramochi

Did Sawamura accept?

FROM: Kuramochi

yah
miyuki asked him to get back together but sawamura is still too weak to answer so i kicked him out

TO: Kuramochi

Good work.

FROM: Kuramochi

!!!!!!
i mean uh no problem.

FROM: Sawamura

(`◎△◎)!?
MIYUKI KAZUYA WANTS TO DATE ME AGAIN?

TO: Sawamura

Are you going to accept?

FROM: Sawamura

i refused him

TO: Sawamura

Are you sure about that?

FROM: Sawamura

(.﹒︠₋﹒︡.)
you know…
i dont know about much, chris-senpai, and i really like miyuki
but i cant trust him right now
and i think that if i just started up with him again that he wouldnt really get that what he did hurt me
(•̥́_•ૅू˳)
it's like a dog and a newspaper, you know?

TO: Sawamura

I have no idea what you mean by that.
But I think you've made a good decision, Sawamura.
Very mature. 

FROM: Sawamura

o(╥﹏╥)o
CHRIS-SENPAI!!!!!
youre so nice chris-senpai

✧*。٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*。
all better!
JPEG ATTACHED. 

TO: Sawamura

Congratulations, Sawamura. Don't get careless.

FROM: Kuramochi

miyuki actually showed up to BREAKFAST with sawamura
i think sawamura collapsing scared him into being a decent person

FROM: Sawamura 

(#゚ロ゚#)
MIYUKI KAZUYA IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST
HE!!!!!!! HE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

TO: Sawamura

Do I need to talk with him again?

FROM: Sawamura

NO! ITS OKAY CHRISSENAPI FNPF A
(๑・▱・๑)

TO: Sawamura

I can ask him to take a step back if he's making you uncomfortable, Sawamura.

FROM: Sawamura

ITS OKAY REALLY
PLS DONT
ITS FINE

i never knew about how you and miyuki met, chris-senpai

TO: Sawamura

He told you about that?

FROM: Sawamura

yeah. he really looks up to you, huh?

TO: Sawamura

I did my best to give him a good example. It was the same with you.

FROM: Sawamura

chris-senpai! I just want to say
you're a really great guy and I really respect you!!!!!! 
( *๑•̀ロ•́๑)」

TO: Sawamura

Thank you, Sawamura.
You've grown quite a bit as well. Keep up the good work.

FROM: Sawamura

(((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))
CHRIS-SENPAI!!!!
☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

FROM: Sawamura

JPEG ATTACHED.
so miyuki kazuya and I are dating again 
₍₍ ◝( ゚∀ ゚ )◟ ⁾⁾

TO: Sawamura

You are? Are you sure this is what you really want?
He hasn't been pressuring you, has he? 

FROM: Sawamura

no!!!! he took me to meet his dad
I think he means it, this time
and i really missed him, i guess
i really want this, chris-senpai 
ヽ(;▽;)ノ

TO: Sawamura

As long as you're both happy.
Congratulations, Sawamura. 

TO: Miyuki

Good work.

FROM: Sawamura

thanks chris-senpai!!!!!!!!!
ヾ(^▽^ヾ)
oh and miyuki told me about how you helped him so we've decided that when we get married you're going to be our best man!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO: Sawamura 

Your
Sawamura, wait

FROM: Miyuki

hahahahahahahaha

Notes:

once again - all your love and support for ofri means the world to me! i hope this little side-fic was amusing! leave kudos or comments if you like! :)

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