Satisfied Nook

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Physically, there was nothing special about her birth. If her brain– and the number of souls inside– had been similarly unremarkable, then she would have lived a relatively decent, if short, life. Instead Yamanaka Sakura, born 23K, finds herself positioned to do so much more.
Politics, innovation, lots of canon divergence. Initially focuses on the main character as she comes to know the world and place in it, then expands to Konoha as a whole.
Slow progression. Also posted on fanfiction.net. Weekly updates.
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Nobody Expects The Shinobi Inquisition by Azremodehar
Fandoms: Naruto, Dragon Age: Inquisition
09 Aug 2025
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In an act of classic Uchiha Melodrama, Uchiha Shisui leaps to his death... only to be thwarted when he wakes up, chained up and in a dungeon, with a splitting pain in his left hand.
Has a TVTropes page here sdlak;fjlkshgjl
Chapter 10 now with illustration!
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n. - the ambiguous intensity of looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable -- as if you were peering through a hole in the door of a house, able to tell that there's someone standing there, but unable to tell if you're looking in or looking out.---
Can he really be blamed for wanting to save the world? After all, once upon a time all this was just a story, but now he's here, living, breathing - this chakra thing is pretty cool, too. Being born an Uchiha was a simultaneous stroke of fortune and ambiguous doom, but everything seems to be going all right!(until it isn't)
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In another life, Orochimaru never leaves Konoha, opting to remain within the village that equally reveres and reviles him. Fighting a bitter battle against forces within the village that are more influential and well-positioned, he finds himself gifted with one last shining opportunity: three children, a team of genin, handed to him because Konoha has no better choice. Orochimaru agrees to become a jounin-sensei for the first and the last time, taking on the next generation's Team Seven: Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, and Uzumaki Naruto.
[ A gradual exploration of the author's very liberal Naruto headcanon, with a good!Orochimaru (well, sorta good) who eventually becomes the Godaime Hokage. Lots of chakra theory, cool jutsu, in-depth backstories, character development, political intrigue, and den mother Orochimaru feels! Also featuring: BAMF baby Team 7! Be prepared to suspend your disbelief; this will be another one of my long-running intense worldbuilding AUs. Let's go have fun! ]
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For a Constellation that Doesn't Exist by bluesdandelion
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto
14 Feb 2025
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Regulus Black awakens as Uchiha Sasuke on the night of the Massacre.
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Lex doesn't know what he finds more irritating; that his nemesis who he sometimes has casual sex with assumes he has every right to thoroughly interfere with a routine targeted assassination attempt against him, or that he would probably be just as invested if it happened to almost anyone else.
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- Part 2 of mutually beneficial arrangements
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One of the other boys at the orphanage remembers just enough of a past life to see Naruto as a cute kid in need of looking after. Growing up with a brother figure watching his back, Naruto isn't a desperate, love-starved, illiterate weapon ready-made for authority to wield. Some people in Konoha aren't very happy about that...
Others, though... well, it might just save their lives.
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Liquid Luck, the store on the outskirts of the shopping district, was like nothing Hiruzen had ever imagined.
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Harriet Potter was twelve years old when she uncovered the child's skull buried in her Aunt Petunia's garden in a sick twist of fate. It was safe to say her life hadn't been the same since when, upon closer inspection, Severus Snape discovered the skull belonged to Harriet Potter, who had died at age two.
Plots, purebloods, and prophecies abound in a world where, on a stroke of luck, a Potter isn't there to fight the good fight.
Only a misplaced Malfoy who, really, never suited red and gold as much as she did silver and green.
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Rhaenyra and Laenor both knew the backlash that would undoubtedly occur should they not have a trueborn heir of their own, likely courtesy of the Hightowers. So they get...creative. Harwin very much enjoys laughing at both of them.
(A cup and funnel, a turkey baster, they'd tried it all. Things finally worked out when Harwin offered to help them. Jacaerys is born with silver-blond hair and the same lilac eyes as his mother.
Alicent...still has feelings about Rhaenyra's sons that most certainly do not stem from jealousy, thank you very much.)