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Artemis is receiving recognition for his sacrifices in The Last Guardian. His family isn't exactly there to support him, but the Fowls aren't his only family.
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Aggressive Positivity by CureIcy
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Mar 2019
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“I’m simply stating the facts. The moment you met Midoriya Izuku, your fate was sealed. You will have friends. Your life will improve, whether you want it to or not.”
Shinsou Hitoshi thinks he can get away with meeting the cinnamon roll and not befriending him.
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It's been months. Months of lonely days and lonelier nights.
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Ladybug groans and links her hands behind her head, but she doesn't stop him from darting into yet another alley. "Chat Noir, what are we looking for again, exactly?"
"Uh." Adrien hesitates, tail curling around one leg. "I'm actually hoping we won't find them?"
"Find them?" Ladybug's eyebrows go up and she motions him closer. He goes to her without hesitation. "Kitty, really. What are we looking for?"
He can't exactly say 'my bodyguard drove past someone leaving kittens in an alley earlier and Nathalie wouldn't listen long enough to stop.' There are, in fact, several reasons he can't say that.
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- Part 10 of Week One: Oblivious
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stay on the line by silver jackdaw (cizzi)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Dec 2020
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Shinsou Hitoshi hadn't been expecting to be put through when he called Put Your Hands Up Radio. Present Mic was his favorite hero, and he was constantly inundated with calls- too many to answer them all. Shinsou had been calling once a week for the past two years. But tonight, he got through. On the night he was sitting on the ledge of a building getting ready to jump.
"Welcome to PUT YOUR HANDS UP RADIO! You're live on air! What can I do for you tonight, listener?"
"...um...I...uh..."
"Is everything all right?"Series
- Part 3 of miscellaneous bnha
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In which a waiter at the Ritz talks to his boyfriend about the couple at work.
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30 Sep 2019
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ok but like i think they’re gay but i think they’re…. showing affection in dribs and drabs? not that they’re super old, but they’re not under 30, so they might be of the generation where kissing in public is a lot. i mean they’re posh if they eat here so they probably have that posh attitude as well. super conservative upbringing maybe??19:20:
But one of them wore a dress that once?19:22:
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Dick Grayson didn't want to leave, but after dying, after the Spyral, after Bruce went too far and his family wouldn't even let him explain, he left anyway. He just wasn't able to stay.
Years later he was happy at While Collar as Neal Caffrey, or as happy as he could be without his family. His brothers, on the other hand, have learned exactly what happened to their oldest and have been searching since he left. Lucky for them, Tim has a meeting scheduled with Peter Burke. There might also a plan that involves hugs, brotherly backup, and a secret assassin-trained weapon.
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- Part 1 of Batfamily Feels
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"Dick narrowed his eyes and watched Tim resist the urge to step back.
“Is there a giant cork board somewhere with all the details of my disappearance and the events leading up to it decked out in coloured string and cards?”
“No!”
“Not anymore,” Jason muttered, and deflected Tim’s betrayed look by stepping away from Dick and officially ending the hug."
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"Jason hummed, jacket creaking as he leaned back. “I like lady cop. She acted like she was going to physically throw me out of the building.”“I can still make that happen,” Diana pointed out."
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"As the FBI agent’s considered Peter’s words, clearly trying to think back through Neal’s list of alleged crimes, Peter held up his phone. “Do we also need El?”“Absolutely,” Dick agreed. As if they could function without El."
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The Family Name: Arctic Incident by Elbereth in April
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
02 Feb 2024
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Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Friendship - Draco M., Artemis F. - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1,066 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 317 - Updated: Jul 12, 2004 - Published: Sep 21, 2003 - Status: Complete - id: 1529689
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02 Feb 2024
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has..... 5 years currently up and 6 is incomplete (although, 14K words). Honestly I'm not ever expecting this to finish but i really love my niche little Artemis to Hogwarts fanfic.net stories so I have no qualms either way. Excellent series, high praises from me, honestly super fucking cool and I have no regrets!
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Toph grew up in the Earth Rumble, and Zuko went through adolescence at sea. Neither of them are shy about using profanity.
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- Part 1 of The Sparring Ring
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02 Jul 2020
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Perched high above the lower terrace, Sokka watched the pair head back inside. He wished he had his moustache and beard - or even just the moustache - to give weight to his best evil cackle. People forgot about Sokka, but he was the Idea Guy, and sometimes he could also be the Plan Guy who didn’t tell anyone about his plans. Such as this beauty, which really was so easy, just a few suggestions in the right ears and a good read on his companions. Now Zuko had a friend, Katara had a cathartic shouting session that should keep her from ranting about Zuko to Sokka for at least a day or two, Operation Aang Meets World had progressed (a bit too far, Sokka would admit; even he hadn’t imagined the types of profanities the highborns were capable of) and, best of all, Sokka wouldn’t have to help around the kitchen for an entire week!
Sokka gave his imaginary moustache one last twirl and leaped off his ledge; this was going to be a good week.
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“Your heart’s racing,” Steve noted, quietly.
Eddie laughed. It was more of a shaky exhale, lashes fluttering as he struggled to keep his composure. “Stevie,” he whispered, fingers cradling Steve’s side like he was precious. “Yeah, no fucking shit.”
OR: Ma Henderson & Wayne Munson get cosy, Dustin makes an off-hand remark, and Steve spirals. It works out in the end.
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- Part 6 of masterlist of my stranger things works
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“”You could marry into it. The family.” Eddie wet his lips. “I heard they have a really gorgeous son, about your age, clever, a total rockstar—”
“Handsome,” Steve interrupted. “Prettiest doe eyes you’ve ever seen. Compassionate. Amazing storyteller. I hear he’s a total sweetheart.”
Eddie’s throat bobbed. He was very close. His breath tickled Steve’s lips; his bangs brushed Steve’s forehead. “Heard he’s a good kisser too,” he breathed.
Steve rose above Eddie, tilted Eddie’s face up and murmured, voice syrup-thick, “Yeah? Guess I better see if the rumours are true.” “