Fics That Keep Me Up At Night
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“...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”
“Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.
“That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”
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Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and chat emotes.
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Umino Iruka is less than pleased to learn that Konoha regulations have placed him in a Heat House until he finds an alpha with whom to break his five-year heat-free streak.
Meanwhile, Hatake Kakashi is resigned to the fact that he's been ordered back to the Heat House for this year's agonizing round of small talk leading to the bedroom and a week-long rut.
Things don't quite go as either of them expect.
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Camboy Kenma who's still a gamer...just a slutty one. His streams start out with him playing GTA or COD. Dressed seemingly normally, apart from the cat ears on his head. As the stream goes on, his clothes come off.
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It rubbed his inner-alpha the wrong way. Having to apologise to the alpha that’s sleeping with his potential fated mate.
If this were three hundred years ago, Kiyoomi likely would have challenged Meian in a fight for Atsumu.
But today, he couldn’t do anything. It was Atsumu’s choice who he wanted, and that was Meian.
Written for HQ Omegaverse Week day 4: scenting, "your scent is killing me"
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“Okay,” said Naruto once Sasuke was sitting on the mat, pulling his own arms over his head in exhaustion. “Can you turn over for me? On your hands and knees?”
Could he. Sasuke tried to brace himself as he assumed the position. Naruto put a hand on the small of his back and one on his calf, then started pushing his leg forward, stretching the muscles in his upper thigh. Sasuke breathed in and out slowly. It felt really good, and Naruto’s hands were warm and firm and deliberate, manipulating his body easily like he knew they would. He tried not to imagine them all over him, sliding up his leg and into the hem of his shorts, caressing his ass, moving between his legs to touch his—
If Naruto hadn’t realized by now that Sasuke wanted his dick, he was the dumbest dumb jock who ever lived. Which, of course, was still a very real possibility.
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Sasuke's afternoon at the gym turns into a different kind of workout when his usual trainer cancels on him last-minute.
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"I should make him jealous," Wooyoung announces. "That always works, right?"
Felix can't help but huff a laugh. “You know that might just hurt his feelings, right? You don’t think he’ll sulk if he suspects you’d rather do something with someone else?”
“Honey, he’s a fucking alpha,” Wooyoung emphasizes, waving his emptied shot glass around like he was giving a free-of-charge Alpha Behavior 101 lecture. “They’re territorial as fuck. What do you think he’s gonna wanna do if our bond gets threatened? Establish it harder! All he’s gotta do is claim me at that point, then he’ll know it can never happen again!”
Felix fights the urge to scoff. This party, in his humble opinion, could not get any wilder.. right?
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Felix's best friend, a fellow omega, hatches a plan to seduce his alpha into claiming him via jealousy, because.. pissing off an alpha is a totally sensible idea. It gets worse when Felix realizes he has to be complicit.
Worse yet, the plan actually works.
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Ending up with the attention of the millionaire heartthrob playboy doesn’t mean the rules change for you.
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“I have more,” Naruto shrugs, and turns around. His back is ninety percent scar tissue, Sasuke realises with a start. There are criss-crossing lines, holes, a burn mark, and several other lacerations from various fights. “The long scar on my chest? You gave me that,” and he laughs awkwardly. “A side glance of chidori got me good.”
Sasuke feels his world slow down until it’s just his slow heart thumping and Naruto, a sheepish smile on his face. “I did that to you?”
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Gen freezes for a fraction of a second, settling back beside Senku, eyes narrowing.
What?
"What?" He asks.
Gen's lips twitch, raising his hand, his purple sleeves hiding his mouth, but Senku can see the amusement on his face.
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- Part 2 of SenGen Week 2020
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More than a year before the petrification incident, Gen gets a text from a stranger.
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- Part 1 of quantum entanglements