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    The tape recorder is clicked on.

    - Good morning, radio audience! Nobody's listening to this, no one human, at least. If you are human and you're hearing this... I regret to inform you that you're not. Human, that is. Sorry!

    - Honestly, I'm assuming that no one's there. I'm pretty much just talking into this thing for the sake of it, y'know? Not for long, though, I've got shit to do, but I'm going to make a guest appearance later! You'll see me in a little while, trust me. Or don't. Your opinion doesn't matter anymore, listener.

    The tape recorder is clicked off.

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