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all heaven in a rage by justaddwriter
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham Knight Genesis (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Harley Quinn (Comics), Poison Ivy (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019)
04 Jun 2025
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Summary
Harley takes a deep breath, preparing to tell Ivy everything.
Instead, she starts crying. The ugly kind of crying, with snot running everywhere and her face getting all blotchy and red like her old makeup when she didn’t bother to take it off. Ivy retrieves a box of tissues and hands one over, looking bewildered, and Harley blows into it with a clown-nose honk. It would be funny if everything wasn’t so awful.
“I’m a terrible person, Pam!” she wails.
“If this is about the things the Joker made you do, you’re not responsible for all of that,” Ivy says firmly.
But Harley shakes her head. “It’s not! It’s what I did! I- I hurt the baby Robin, and then I left him all alone in the dark because it was the only way I could get out and he’s been down there forever and he might even be dead and if he is dead then it’s all my fault!”
“…okay,” Ivy says, sounding very confused and very concerned. “Harley, if you mean the baby bird in the yard, it’s okay. You didn’t hurt it, and it’s not dead.”
Harley shakes her head. “Not that robin! Robin robin!”
“What robin?” Ivy asks helplessly.
“Batman’s Robin!”
Or: Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy rescue Jason Todd from beneath Arkham Asylum.