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1. WELCOME ABOARD – WE HAVE ENERGON COOKIES! by Satoru

   Fandoms: Transformers Generation One  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Aug 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hook/Scrapper (Transformers)
   • Bonecrusher/Scavenger (Transformers)
   • Established Relationships
   • Scrapper (Transformers)
   • Hook (Transformers)
   • Bonecrusher (Transformers)
   • Long Haul (Transformers)
   • Scavenger (Transformers)
   • Mixmaster (Transformers)
   • Devastator (Transformers)
   • Grapple (Transformers)
   • Omega Supreme (Transformers)
   • Starscream (Transformers)
   • Megatron (Transformers)
   • Octane (Transformers)
   • Thundercracker (Transformers)
   • Skywarp (Transformers)
   • Original Cybertronian Character(s)
   • assorted Decepticons
   • Assorted Autobots
   • Origin Story
   • Pre-War
   • Robo-smasher
   • Drama
   • Humor
   • Intoxication
   • Drug Use
   • Taking advantage of intoxicated partner
   • Mentions of enslavement
   • Mentions of Murder
   • Threats of Violence
   • Big Dev is a little shit-stirrer
   • Decepticons ain’t nice people
   • Dubious Ethics
   • Character Study
   • Mentions of past trauma & abuse
   • Long
   • Plug and Play Sexual Interfacing (Transformers)
   • Minor TWs for respective chapters
   • Worldbuilding

   Summary

   Soon after completing their work on Crystal City, the Constructicons decide that their foremech deserves a little vacation.
   What happens to him there changes his and his crew’s lives forever…

   (The title is taken from the meme "Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!")

   Series

   • Part 2 of Urban Legends

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   38,051

   Chapters:

   5/15

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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