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    Crowley sat on his bed watching Pride and Prejudice for the 5th time. This bed was his new home. His life raft. "Oh Darcy, you idiot!" He barked at the tv, "Can't you see you're in love?!"

    The phone rang. He considered it might be any number of Dukes, minions, or underlings of hell, and eventually settled on answering it as a phone call was still better than a visit.

    "Crowley here, in service of the dark lord Shax and Satan our master, how may I help you?"

    "Crowley, It's me." He was sure his heart skipped a beat at the sound of Aziraphale's voice.

    No answer. "Crowley, are you there? I need to see you."

    "...yes. How did you know I'd be here?"

    "There are only so many places you'd be."

    "There are plenty of places I could be. Loads. Oodles of places."

    "...will you come to the bookshop?"

    "Yes, I'm coming..."

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