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Published:
2016-01-10
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2016-01-10
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Excerpt from "Recreational Strategic Battle Scenario" by Peridot, Facet Five

Summary:

What kind of fanfic would Peridot write?

Notes:

Thanks to thingswithwings for the inspiration, and to revolutionaryjo for the beta.

Chapter 2 is the transcription of the intro included in the podfic version.

(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: Excerpt

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After the championship three-legged race, Percy registered Pierre with his vision spheres and approached him. "Congratulations on your victory. Your size and gravity connector coordination are exemplary," said Percy.

"Your anticipation of enemy tactics in the Ball Dodge is admirable and under-utilized," Pierre replied. "We should form an alliance and lay waste to this ineffectual training camp."

Percy clenched his touch stumps. "Your logic is sound, our compatibility is undeniable. I will join you. For the glory of the Yellow Team!"

Camp Pining Hearts damage report:
100% vehicles commandeered
15% base structures damaged or destroyed
2% troop casualties
MISSION SUCCESSFUL

Chapter 2: Podfic introduction transcript

Summary:

This additional text was recorded as an introduction to the podfic version of the story that was included in the Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology IX.

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Log date: 7162

I realized that during my attempt to educate Steven and Garnet about the obviously superior pair that is Percy and Pierre from the entertainment video, "Camp Pining Hearts", I may have inadvertently destroyed some physical copies of my evaluations, charts, and recreational strategic battle senarios due to my... enthusiasm. Thus, I wanted to record the pieces that still exist and save them in audio form for future reference. Here is one excerpt I recovered.