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Sometimes Family Is Just the Guy Who Shows Up by AWarriorAtHeart1
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
26 May 2025
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Tim Drake knows his parents don't love him, and he's fine with that, really. He doesn't expect anything from them anymore. But for crying out loud, do they really have to send him to another country halfway across the world just to get rid of him? And what's this? A storm? Why does the world hate him?
Jason Todd knows exactly what he is doing when he runs away from his pod. He's going to prove that not only can he survive on his own just fine, but in fact, will THRIVE. He's going to NAIL this survival thing so hard, Dickhead will never make fun of him again. He's not a guppy anymore and he'll prove it!
Or. Or. Two idiots meet on the ocean and realize that two idiots working together are way more likely to survive than two idiots alone.