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SEKAI DE ICHIBAN NO STRIKER 🔥🔥🔥 (a very silly bllk chatfic)

Chapter 30: Mera Juta Hai Japani

Summary:

princess: LIKE WDYM U ASSASSINS USE KATANAS IN OUR YEAR OF 2025

princess: sakamoto days ahh

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slursagi: THEYRE SO STUPID LIKE KEEP YOUR EGO ASIDE FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR SON? ITS NOT THAT HARD COME ON

scrooge mcduck: hearing that from someone who's traumatized every single person in this chat because of his own ego is wild

Notes:

when I said 'it's only a matter of time before they put Uchida Yuma in project sekai' I did not mean for it to happen this soon, that too with Enstars.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

princess: watashi boss

 

princess: THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING UNSERIOUS

 

princess: LIKE WDYM U ASSASSINS USE KATANAS IN OUR YEAR OF 2025

 

princess: nihon no weather wa ii

 

princess: ITS TENKI NOT WEATHER

 

princess: THIS IS KILLING ME

 

hiori: LMAOOO REO ALREADY DIED

 

princess: HE DIDNT EVEN FINISH HIS TEA

 

princess: sakamoto days ahh

 

scrooge mcduck: Pushpa 2 CAN NOT measure up to the masterpiece that is sakamoto days

 

otoya: so true king reo

 

scrooge mcduck: LIKE BRO REALLY LEARNT JAPANESE IN 42 DAYS INSIDE A CARGO BOX 😂😂

 

scrooge mcduck: AND THE BEST HE CAN DO IS 'ZOTTO METAKATTANDA'

 

scrooge mcdcuk: THE SUBTITLES SAID 'I WANTED TO SEE THE COUNTRY MY GOODS WERE BEING EXPORTED TO'

 

niko: bro thinks hes zantetsu (what are we talking about)

 

NOT kuroo: bro is NOT zantetsu (no idea kid)

 

hiori: WHAT IS 'METAKATTANDA' 😂

 

princess: ACTUALLYY

 

hiori: YO NIHON TOMOYO

 

princess: THE ACCENT JUST MAKES IT FUNNIER

 

nanase: why are we making fun of japanese 🙁

 

princess: we're not making fun of our own language dawg

 

scrooge mcduck: we're making fun of the accent used 😭

 

nanase: ohhh 

 

hiori: wanna join?

 

nanase: sure!

 

scrooge mcduck: mera juta hai japani

 

scrooge mcduck: phir bi dil hai hindustani

 

kunigami: never thought id live to see a kishore kumar reference in our year of 2025

 

princess: THE ACTION SEQUENCES 💀🙏🏼

 

hiori: this is not fast and furious what is up with that fancy ahh car

 

nanase: why did it take them so long to pull out the guns 😭

 

scrooge mcduck: THEY HAVE FUCKING LARGE ASS GUNS WITH LIKE UNLIMITED BULLETS

 

scrooge mcduck: HOW ARE THEY MISSING

 

princess: DID THEY NOT GO TO ASSASSIN SCHOOL OR SUM

 

niko: i need context

 

slursagi: how desperate do you have to be to make a song about BANGLES

 

slursagi: A SONG ABOUT SHIT YOU WEAR ON YOUR WRISTS 💀🙏🏼

 

slursagi: I DONT CARE IF YOUR BANGLES BANGLE??? 

 

slursagi: BOLE CHUDIYAN BOLE KANGANA AHH

 

niko: still waiting for context

 

slursagi: keep waiting

 

niko: fuck u 😐

 

yuki: isagi a hater fr

 

NOT kuroo: when is he not

 

yuki: why do you hate k3g sm 😭

 

slursagi: THEYRE SO STUPID LIKE KEEP YOUR EGO ASIDE FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR SON? ITS NOT THAT HARD COME ON

 

scrooge mcduck: hearing that from someone who's traumatized every single person in this chat because of his own ego is wild

 

slursagi: THAT is soccer THIS is a movie about family

 

slursagi: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE

 

hiori: this man is RICH and can have everything he wants

 

hiori: but decides to become a lord of the underworld 💀🙏🏼

 

hiori: top 10 worst life decisions made

 

nanase: he could've been ruling the world in a 'lets not murder everyone' way but noooo 😭

 

princess: I CANT GET OVER THE 'SUPER SUGOI' 😭😭

 

slursagi: KABHI KUSHI KABHI GUM MY ASS

 

slursagi: YOU NEED TO WRITE A 10PAGE APOLOGY ESSAY TO YOUR FUCKING SON

 

rin: never took Kaiser to be the emotional type

 

rin: he's crying in my arms what do i do

 

alexander hamilton ripoff: he does that sometimes when we watch emotional movies

 

alexander hamilton ripoff: just hug him idk

 

rin: aren't you his mom

 

alexander hamilton ripoff: i disowned him.

 

rin: oh

 

rin: ok well im hugging him now?

 

NOT kuroo: did this entire chat decide to diss indian movies or what

 

hiori: pretty much 

 

hiori: but pushpa 2 is actually really cool ngl

 

scrooge mcduck: the action scenes are crazy

 

scrooge mcduck: not baahubali level crazy but still crazy

 

princess: they didnt fuck up the plot

 

scrooge mcduck: you havent even seen pushpa 1

 

princess: 😶

 

slursagi: k3g made me ugly cry i hate it

 

kunigami: watch swades after you're done with k3g, you won't regret it trust 👍🏼

 

yuki: thats what he said when he told me to read tgcf after mdzs and now im constantly haunted by hualian

 

kunigami: youre welcome

Notes:

my reaction to the first ten minutes of Pushpa 2 was literally "does bro think he's Zantetsu"