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2025-05-08
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Pizzagun oneshots

Chapter 4: this was requested by my friend😞

Summary:

erm
cock CHOPPED off

Notes:

smut
i did NOT want to write this chat😞😞

“make elliot fuck jim but his dick gets stuck and they have to chop it off”
i didnt even intend to upload this until my friend said “yeah upload it boy!!!!” So here we are.
enjoy??
this is a joke and ive only ever written smut once before

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Elliot spoke to Jim softly, was a bit weird considering they are both currently naked.
“you sure you want to do this?” He asks, putting a hand on jimmy boys thigh
“nyaaa… yes.. nngnfhhrgbf..” (kys jim)
Elliot flipped Jim over onto his front, to get easier access to the mans asshole💚👅
The man squirts some lube onto his fingers, putting a finger right at Jims entrance, slowly inserting it inside. Jim moaned weakly, biting his lip to suppress it out of embarrassment “mmhffmm…”
“Can i put another?” Elliot asked, curling the finger that was already inside, jim nodded his head in response, too focused on trying not to be loud to actually mutter a response.
Elliot did just that, inserting a second finger into his anal holes. Jim couldnt contain the noise, letting out a soft groan at the mixture of pleasure and pain from his ass being STRETCHED

After a few more minutes elliot deemed jims hole ready for his cawk
he inserted his cock inside of the other mans rectal cavity slowly
“You alright?” Elliot asked the clearly flustered man below him
“yyeah..mmnnm..” jim moaned as elliot bottomed out inside him
elliot went to thrust but he couldnt move his hips back
“u alrigth?” Jim asked, lookjg ip at him
“uh.. yeah…”

It was NOT alright
they went to doctor and yeeouycb ouchier owwechch and they cut his dick off !!!! Ahhhh!!aaahhh owwieee

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yeouchc’n!!!!!