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1. The One With The Fake Relationship by AsbestosMouth

   Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin  

   • Mature
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, Gen, M/M, F/F
   • Complete Work

   16 Aug 2016

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Sandor Clegane/Sansa Stark
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Oberyn Martell/Willas Tyrell
   • Renly Baratheon/Loras Tyrell
   • Tywin Lannister/Olenna Tyrell
   • Catelyn Stark/Ned Stark
   • Stannis Baratheon/Davos Seaworth
   • Shireen Baratheon/Rickon Stark
   • Theon Greyjoy/Robb Stark
   • Arya/Gendry Waters/Podrick Payne
   • Ashara Dayne/Barristan Selmy
   • Beric Dondarrion/Ramsay Bolton (sort of)
   • Irri/Daenerys Targaryen
   • Bronn/Margaery Tyrell
   • Lyanna Stark/Rhaegar Targaryen
   • Sandor Clegane
   • Sansa Stark
   • Oberyn Martell
   • Willas Tyrell
   • Beric Dondarrion
   • Ramsay Bolton
   • Renly Baratheon
   • Loras Tyrell
   • Jon Snow
   • Areo Hotah
   • Ned Stark
   • Catelyn Tully Stark
   • Theon Greyjoy
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Weddings
   • Sandor and his filthy mouth
   • Misunderstandings
   • Baking
   • Profligate kilt wearing
   • Fluff and Humor

   Summary

   When Sansa Stark, who has no interest in dating due to horrible and thankfully jailed past boyfriend, is invited to the wedding of the year, she desperately needs a plus one to accompany her. After all, Cat Stark is determined to get her set up with an eligible boy, so weddings and babies happen to the Starks rather than anyone else. The best way to stop that? Pretend that Detective Inspector Sandor Clegane, her dependable (if angry and foul-mouthed) lemon-cake providing work colleague is her boyfriend. Simple, right? Apart from the obvious; Sandor's been in love with her for a year, in like with her for longer, and knows that this might really really hurt. But, bloody hell, it's only a wedding, right?

   It's all fluffy, and a bit angsty, and a lot sweary, and a whole load of gay marriage-y. And kilt-y. Of course.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Tropes: SanSan

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