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1. Awfully Cursed Potter by anorc

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   21 Oct 2025

   Tags

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   • Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy
   • Daphne Greengrass/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Daphne Greengrass
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Lily Luna Potter
   • Albus Severus Potter
   • James Sirius Potter
   • Delphi (Harry Potter)
   • DMLE
   • Not Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Compliant
   • Past Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
   • Butchering Cursed Child
   • Found Family
   • Harry is good at his job
   • Harry Potter is Bad at Feelings
   • Her name is Delphini dammit
   • Harry lawyers up
   • Comedy
   • Divorced Harry Potter & Ginny Weasley
   • Innuendo
   • A bit of Harry/Hermione but there are problems
   • Parody

   Summary

   A Harry Potter fanfiction, by An Orc.

   Once upon a time there was a stage play where Harry Potter, at least, was out of character.
   This is my take on Harry Potter meets 'the plot' of Cursed Child.

   It is a satire. This is, a comedy that makes fun of something. In this case, Cursed child by making bits a little worse.
   Only, not for Harry or Delphini; they are both kids with terrible back-stories.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   68,172

   Chapters:

   12/?

   Comments:

   39

   Kudos:

   65

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