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1. Please Be Rude by merizele

   Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   26 Sep 2025

   Tags

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   • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)/Bruce Wayne
   • Barry Allen/Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
   • Roy Harper/Jason Todd
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
   • Clark Kent
   • Oliver Queen
   • Barry Allen
   • Dick Grayson
   • Diana (Wonder Woman)
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Jason Todd
   • Damian Wayne
   • Tim Drake (DCU)
   • J'onn J'onzz
   • Dinah Lance
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Bittersweet Ending
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Space Politics
   • Homophobia
   • Break Up
   • Angst
   • Non-Linear Narrative
   • Good Parent Bruce Wayne
   • a brief little chat about Alfred's not-so-spectacular parenting
   • Dissociation
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • no beta we die like jason todd
   • Oliver Queen and Bruce Wayne Went to the Same School
   • Diana is a lesbian! It's more fun that way :)
   • Bruce Wayne Needs a Hug
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction
   • Medical Inaccuracies

   Summary

   Bruce Wayne and Hal Jordan have been wildly in love for the better part of a decade. Not that there's a soul in the Justice League who could vouch for this. Not that there's a soul outside of Bruce's veritable menagerie of a family who could vouch for this.

   Eight years in, Hal walks away.

   (There is a gaping hole in his Bruce's chest. He has no idea what to do about it.)

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