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  1. Dispatch One-Shots by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    12 Nov 2025

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    [one-shots about dispatch!]

    "You gonna eat that twink?" Sonar, one of the reformed-villains on his team, questioned from his position by the coffee maker. 

    "What?" Robert exclaimed, panicking as he wondered how Sonar knew--was he that obvious? Was there gossip around the office about how hot and bothered Robert couldn't help but get whenever he laid eyes on Water Boy? He needed to kill himself, and he needed to do it quickly.

    "The twink you just crushed in your hand," Sonar replied flatly. "Are you gonna eat that?"

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