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1. The Art of the Tart by Rasborealis

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Nov 2019

   Tags

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Padma Patil
   • Gregory Goyle
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Ernie Macmillan
   • Molly Weasley
   • Kingsley Shacklebolt
   • Augusta Longbottom
   • Oliver Wood
   • Hogwarts Eighth Year
   • Romance
   • Humor
   • Getting Together
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Baking
   • so much baking
   • References to Depression
   • Inspired by The Great British Bake Off
   • Hermione fails at the culinary arts
   • Draco misunderstands house elf magic
   • Everyone has a hate-on for Zacharias Smith

   Summary

   Harry is only in this mess because the Slytherins are desperate to prove to the world that they're no longer muggle-hating bigots. He'd foolishly agreed to help before fully realizing what it meant, and suddenly Hermione is near tears, Greg Goyle triumphs over caramel, and Ron is shamed into doing his homework while Pansy Parkinson masters the art of deadpan commentary. Also, Draco Malfoy looks good with dough in his hair, and that's just not acceptable. For reasons.

   Harry is so doomed.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,549

   Chapters:

   6/?

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