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Chapter 2: Five Threesomes Mark Sloan wishes he’d had, and the one that he wishes he hadn’t.

Summary:

1.Mark wishes he’d had a threesome with Addison and Derek when they’d offered him to let him join. He didn’t because he didn’t want Derek to think that he was also into Men. 

Notes:

Don't we all want to think about Mark's threesome fantasies.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

  1. Five Threesomes Mark Sloan wishes he’d had, and the one that he wishes he hadn’t.

 

  1. Mark wishes he’d had a threesome with Addison and Derek when they’d offered him to let him join. He didn’t because he didn’t want Derek to think that he was also into Men. 
  2. Mark wishes he’d had a threesome with Callie Torres and Erica Hahn when they couldn’t stop teasing about him. He didn’t because Callie was in love with Erica, then she left her.
  3. Mark wishes he’d had a threesome with Reed Adamson and Teddy Altman when she’d walked in on the two of them. He didn’t because Teddy walked away from him.
  4. Mark wishes he’d had a threesome with Arizona and Callie to make it up to her after he'd gotten Callie pregnant. He didn’t because obviously Arizona would never want to. 
  5. Mark wishes he’d had a threesome with Lexie and Julia because he couldn’t decide which one of them he was in love with. He didn’t because he died after he’d decided.
  6. Mark wishes he’d never had that threesome between Addison and Meredith after he’d died and gone to heaven. Because both of them left him and then married each other.

 

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Notes:

To be clear, the last one happened post-plane crash. I know that's sort of weird but the alternative was to do an A/U where he survived, and that seemed weirder.