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    They never get old. (that's the joke for the title AND part of the summary, how about that?)

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    "So... you're sure that you're not dead?" You didn't think it was possible for him to look angrier.

    "YES! WHY WOULDN'T I BE SURE?"

    You could tell he was insulted, and that you fucked up. Just a little.

    *cough_syrrup is my editor and beta reader <3*

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