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  1. Eagles in Truro (Alt: That filthy one that snuck in a plot.) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    11 Aug 2021

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    Hermione Granger just wants to get laid and maybe someday become Supreme Mugwump.
    Ronald Weasley just wants to build a dubiously-criminal empire and hug everybody.
    Harry Potter just wants... he's not sure, but it might be Malfoy.
    Draco Malfoy just wants to survive the post-war world. And snuggles.

    A story about four lonely people in a mineshaft in Cornwall, and blasting a home in bedrock when nothing else quite fits.

    Hermione: Excuse me. This is a political thriller, but it's also how I ended up in a really complicated relationship.
    Ron: It's not that complicated. And it's a love story.
    Draco: He's right.
    Harry: You always side with Ron. It's an action story. I got stabbed.
    Draco: Sorry about that. But you're all wrong. This is art. And SMUT.
    All: Oh...

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