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1. Johnny Constantine: the Heckblazer by PuckishElf, silentsnowdrop

   Fandoms: The Mystery of the Meanest Teacher: A Johnny Constantine Graphic Novel, Hellblazer, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Young Justice (Cartoon), Batman (Comics), Justice League Dark (Comics), Teen Titans (Animated Series)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   11 Nov 2021

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • John Constantine/Zatanna Zatara
   • Diana (Wonder Woman)/Bruce Wayne
   • Dick Grayson/Koriand'r/Wally West
   • John Constantine & Dick Grayson
   • John Constantine
   • Zatanna Zatara
   • Dick Grayson
   • Wally West
   • Kaldur'ahm (DCU)
   • M'gann M'orzz
   • Kon-El | Conner Kent
   • Artemis Crock
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Diana (Wonder Woman)
   • Clark Kent
   • Jason Todd
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Original Non-Binary Character
   • NaNoWriMo 2021
   • as my favorite FMA fan author says
   • me writing this is just me running down the hall snorting cocaine off my wrist
   • screaming at the top of my lungs
   • no beta we die like Gary Lester
   • how badly can I fuck up a Liverpool accent and colloquialisms in text the home game
   • look listen he sounds like Matt Ryan in my head okay I can't get around it
   • and Matt Ryan is Welsh
   • I'll never reconcile the two
   • this fic is not M'Gann friendly
   • Underage Drinking
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent
   • Clark Kent is a good parent
   • BAMF Lois Lane

   Summary

   Yep. Not a living soul aboard the ship. And he’d finished off all those hundreds of undead with one spell. His work here was done--wait, was that Superman flying up from the bow deck, carrying a singed Batman in his arms?

   Oh, no.

   *****

   Johnny Constantine was doing just fine on his own in London. He didn't expect to get drafted into the Young Justice for community service. But then again, he didn't expect Batman and Superman to be on that ghoul-filled yacht he blew up, either.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Heckblazer

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,274

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

   24

   Kudos:

   137

   Bookmarks:

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