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    Kaeya Alberich, 23, is in a tight spot. The life of a Dancer really does not pay the bills, and since the Big Disastrous Fight with his brother - if he still can call Diluc that - Kaeya can't exactly rely on the family money to get by.

    It's one ridiculously hot summer day, when Kaeya is lying on the floor of his dingy apartment, melting into the floorboards because of course his AC is broken (what isn't?), that he receives a phone call asking if he's interested in becoming a surrogate for quite an affluential couple haling from Liyue.

    Desperate and a bit delirious, Kaeya agrees to a meeting with the couple.

    And, oh, he could really never have guessed the change that had been set in motion. Whether he will survive it or not is entirely up to the Stars.

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