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Part 2 of Midnight's Parenting-verse
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2022-07-08
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These Kids and Their DAMN PHONES

Chapter 4: Horny Jail

Chapter Text

Get off Ya Phone (18:42)

SmallMight: I would like to apologize to those who know me. I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize.

Copier: YOU BROKE MY ARM

Copier: I’M NOT GOING TO FORGIVE YOU

Sonic: You made me think about you having sexual relations.

Sonic: You will not be forgiven.

SmallMight: THAT WAS THREE WEEKS AGO

Sonic: I NEVER FORGET A TRANSGRESSION

Midnight: I SURE AS HELL WON’T

Midnight: HIGH FIVE

SmallMight has muted Midnight for (1 hour) Reason: Horny Jail

Mochi: You have done nothing wrong to me at all :)

SmallMight: Don’t make me pull out the mute hammer

Mochi: Yes daddy

SmallMight: THAT’S IT

Mochi: FUCKING SHIT NOT AGAIN

SmallMight has muted Mochi for (3 hours) Reason: Super Horny Jail

SmallMight: I am so sorry you all had to see that

Xenomorph: We forgive you daddy

Discount Spiderman:  We forgive you daddy

Rock Solid:  We forgive you daddy

Pikachu:  We forgive you daddy

Zuko:  We forgive you daddy

Sonic: I do not forgive you

SmallMight has muted five members of the group for (1 hour) Reason: Horny Jail

SmallMight: Please, I beg of you

SmallMight: Do not make this any weirder than it has to be

Private Message: Izuku Kayama - Shoto Todoroki

Izuku: Also, Shoto please do not repeat whatever four people say, even if you want to fit in

Izuku: I know that you haven’t had many friends but sometimes you need to think before joining in on the shitposting

Shoto: You just don’t want me to get any friends who aren’t you

Izuku: I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO HAVE OTHER FRIENDS

Izuku: BUT PLEASE

Shoto: I will consider this 

Get off Ya Phone (02:27)

Pikachu: Can Koda talk to bugs? Or fish? 

Pikachu: Can he command Nezu?

God: He has tried at my behest and I felt compelled to follow his orders, but unlike regular animals, I could resist the urge.

Pikachu: Super scary that you can just join a group whenever, but cool thanks!

Pikachu: No but fr though about the bugs n fish

Get off Ya Phone (06:30)

Dr. Doolittle: I can talk to bugs, but I don’t like to.

Pikachu: Why not?

Dr. Doolittle: They all talk at once and its freaky

Pikachu: makes sense

Pikachu: Fish?

Dr. Doolittle: Nope, just terrestrial animals and birds

Pikachu: What about Tsu?

Pepe: I am like Nezu, ribbit

Pikachu: lit

Get off Ya Phone (13:10)

Mochi: I would like to apologize to those who know me. I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize.

Bassist: YOU KEEP SUBJECTING US TO YOUR THIRST

Bassist: NOT JUST HERE BUT ALSO IN THE GIRL’S CHAT

Bassist: I GET UR BOYFRIEND’S HOT AND STUFF BUT JFC

Mochi: I’M SORRY

Mochi: I HAVE A FLIP PHONE

Mochi: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO CHANGE GROUP CHATS WITH A FLIP PHONE

Bassist: NO EXCUSES

SmallMight: I will get her a new phone so that this never happens again

Mochi: NO HANDOUTS

SmallMight: WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS

SmallMight: I AM GIVING YOU MY CURRENT PHONE AND GETTING A NEW ONE

Mochi: THANK YOU

Mochi: I LOVE YOU

SmallMight: I LOVE YOU TOO

1-A Girl’s Chat (13:45)

Sandra Bullock: I’m really sorry that I keep getting my groups mixed up

Ripley: It’s ok b

Punk: It’s ok

Punk: But please double check which chat you are in before you get all thirsty

Sandra Bullock: I will!

Froggy Chair: I think its pretty hot ngl

Sandra Bullock: What?

Froggy Chair: Oops

Froggy Chair: Ribbit