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Get off Ya Phone (18:42)
SmallMight: I would like to apologize to those who know me. I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize.
Copier: YOU BROKE MY ARM
Copier: I’M NOT GOING TO FORGIVE YOU
Sonic: You made me think about you having sexual relations.
Sonic: You will not be forgiven.
SmallMight: THAT WAS THREE WEEKS AGO
Sonic: I NEVER FORGET A TRANSGRESSION
Midnight: I SURE AS HELL WON’T
Midnight: HIGH FIVE
SmallMight has muted Midnight for (1 hour) Reason: Horny Jail
Mochi: You have done nothing wrong to me at all :)
SmallMight: Don’t make me pull out the mute hammer
Mochi: Yes daddy
SmallMight: THAT’S IT
Mochi: FUCKING SHIT NOT AGAIN
SmallMight has muted Mochi for (3 hours) Reason: Super Horny Jail
SmallMight: I am so sorry you all had to see that
Xenomorph: We forgive you daddy
Discount Spiderman: We forgive you daddy
Rock Solid: We forgive you daddy
Pikachu: We forgive you daddy
Zuko: We forgive you daddy
Sonic: I do not forgive you
SmallMight has muted five members of the group for (1 hour) Reason: Horny Jail
SmallMight: Please, I beg of you
SmallMight: Do not make this any weirder than it has to be
Private Message: Izuku Kayama - Shoto Todoroki
Izuku: Also, Shoto please do not repeat whatever four people say, even if you want to fit in
Izuku: I know that you haven’t had many friends but sometimes you need to think before joining in on the shitposting
Shoto: You just don’t want me to get any friends who aren’t you
Izuku: I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO HAVE OTHER FRIENDS
Izuku: BUT PLEASE
Shoto: I will consider this
Get off Ya Phone (02:27)
Pikachu: Can Koda talk to bugs? Or fish?
Pikachu: Can he command Nezu?
God: He has tried at my behest and I felt compelled to follow his orders, but unlike regular animals, I could resist the urge.
Pikachu: Super scary that you can just join a group whenever, but cool thanks!
Pikachu: No but fr though about the bugs n fish
Get off Ya Phone (06:30)
Dr. Doolittle: I can talk to bugs, but I don’t like to.
Pikachu: Why not?
Dr. Doolittle: They all talk at once and its freaky
Pikachu: makes sense
Pikachu: Fish?
Dr. Doolittle: Nope, just terrestrial animals and birds
Pikachu: What about Tsu?
Pepe: I am like Nezu, ribbit
Pikachu: lit
Get off Ya Phone (13:10)
Mochi: I would like to apologize to those who know me. I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize.
Bassist: YOU KEEP SUBJECTING US TO YOUR THIRST
Bassist: NOT JUST HERE BUT ALSO IN THE GIRL’S CHAT
Bassist: I GET UR BOYFRIEND’S HOT AND STUFF BUT JFC
Mochi: I’M SORRY
Mochi: I HAVE A FLIP PHONE
Mochi: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO CHANGE GROUP CHATS WITH A FLIP PHONE
Bassist: NO EXCUSES
SmallMight: I will get her a new phone so that this never happens again
Mochi: NO HANDOUTS
SmallMight: WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS
SmallMight: I AM GIVING YOU MY CURRENT PHONE AND GETTING A NEW ONE
Mochi: THANK YOU
Mochi: I LOVE YOU
SmallMight: I LOVE YOU TOO
1-A Girl’s Chat (13:45)
Sandra Bullock: I’m really sorry that I keep getting my groups mixed up
Ripley: It’s ok b
Punk: It’s ok
Punk: But please double check which chat you are in before you get all thirsty
Sandra Bullock: I will!
Froggy Chair: I think its pretty hot ngl
Sandra Bullock: What?
Froggy Chair: Oops
Froggy Chair: Ribbit