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Location: 𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝙲𝚊𝚏𝚎
Time: 𝟣𝟤:𝟥𝟢
"Whew! Thank goodness we took that short cut, eh? That traffic was utterly awful!" He joyfully exclaims as he gets out of the car.
'Was that REALLY a shortcut? He nearly ran over three kids, ran several red lights, and don't forget the number of TURNS.' You felt your stomach turn as you remembered that last part.
"I think I'm gonna be sick..." You murmur to the banana as you stagger out of the car.
"You'll be fineeeee we can get some water inside." He assured you as he patted you on your back.
You both enter the cafe as the smell of freshly baked goods begins to fill your nostrils. It smelled like heaven.
You sat down at a table next to a window while he ordered some food. After some time waiting, he came back with a tray full of food and some cups of water.
You began to drink your cup of water as you noticed a TV in the corner of the room playing the latest breaking news.
"BREAKING NEWS!!! MULTIPLE STRANGE "MONSTERS" SIGHTED!!! PLEASE REPORT TO THE AUTHORITIES IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY "MONSTERS" SHOWN BELOW."
The television screen flashed with pictures of strange-looking monsters with human-like features; it honestly creeped you out.
"Ya alright?" A voice snapped you back to reality.
"Yeah...I'm fine." You weakly responded.
He frowned, seeming concerned at your response. However, he didn't press for more, instead changing the topic.
"Those monsters look quite terrifying, don't they? They got me shaking in my boots and everything!"
"They really do..."
"Don't worry about it, 'kay? I've read somewhere that the reports are only coming from outside the districts."
"Is that so?"
"Yeah! so don't worry abou-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT'S A GIANT MONSTER!!!"
Our conversation was cut off by ungodly screaming from outside. We both quickly looked out the window and saw a huge monster that resembled a fridge with human-like legs heading towards the cafe.
The dancing banana sprang into action, attempting to assist the customers safely towards the exit; however, it would all be in vain.
Everyone in the cafe began to flood towards the exit while he tried and failed to guide the customers to safety.
'At this rate, we wouldn't be able to make it out in time! ' You began to panic as you try to make your way through the crowd towards the exit.
You noticed the huge monster getting closer and closer to the cafe as you soon realized this could be your end.
'Am I really going to die from getting squashed by a fridge with FUCKING FEET?!' You thought to yourself in shame.
"EVERYONE GET DOWN!!" The dancing banana commanded.
You attempted to take shelter at a nearby table, but unfortunately, you were too late.
*CRAAAAAASSSSSSSH!!!*
You were sure you were dead, deader than dead probably.
'Am I in hell? Heaven? Nah surely hell, I've bullied too many kids in royale high and in Brookhaven...'
You were terrified to open your eyes, but you knew you couldn't keep them closed forever, so you braced yourself for what you were going to see.
'Okay, okay, breathe; you are about to open your eyes to probably a blazing inferno, with ugly-looking demons or imps surrounding you... Maybe, if I'm lucky, I'll find myself in heaven instead...'
*Inhales* 'OKAY, HELL OR HEAVEN! HERE I COME!!!' You said to yourself confidently, as you braced yourself to open your eyes.
You opened your eyes to an unexpected sight: a barrier that appeared almost out of nowhere and seemed to be protecting everyone from the rubble.
But that wasn't the weirdest part, because through the dust and debris, you can see a silhouette of a human holding some sort of device that's glowing.
'I'm... alive? No way... I have to be seeing shit or something! Cause what the fuck is this?! A barrier?! Who the fuck is this guy?! Ugh, whatever, this whole day was a disaster. I'd rather go home and-'
"Argh-!" You suddenly felt a sharp pain in your body as you tried to get up.
You closed your eyes again due to the sheer pain; you didn't know what to do.
Suddenly out of nowhere, you hear a familiar voice...
"Are you okay?" The dancing banana says with worry.
"Ugh, barely! My whole body feels like it's going to explode!"
"Can you get up?"
"No..."
"Alright take my hand."
You opened your eyes to another bewildering sight. Instead of a regular old banana standing in front of you, it was a human.
Now you were definitely sure that you were dead, or at least hallucinating, maybe suffering from a heart attack with the amount of shock you experienced today.
"I'm actually seeing things holy shit..."
"Okay, first of all, please watch your language... Secondly, what are you talking about?"
"Haha... I've experienced it all today: nearly dying, meeting with a sentient banana for a job, and what now?! a human version of him?! I'm actually so done! This has gotta be a dream or something!"
"...What did you say?"
"H-huh...?"
"That last part, can you repeat that?"
"Uh..."A human version of him I'm actually so done this has gotta be a dream or something?" like that...?"
"Oh shit."
The random stranger quickly whips out his phone and opened the camera app showing his reflection.
"Fuck."