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MY BLUSHING ANGEL
'Let's spend some koala-ty time together'
'There's so mush-room in my heart for you'
'You must be a geologist because you rock my world'
A small giggle passed through Santa's lips when he read the last line. He was waiting for Perth so they could have dinner together. The boy was bored so he started surfing through his phone when he came across a site filled with love puns
Santa was surprised the site had so many love puns. There were food puns like..
I love you 'berry' much
We make a nice 'pear'
I 'do-nut' know what I would do without you
Santa scrolled the page down to find animal love puns
'Bee' mine
I 'whale-ly' love you
You're 'toad-lly' the one for me
Next it was time to read Perth's favourite kind of puns
I love you a 'latte'
I promise not to drunk call you. 'Alcohol' you later
Happy Octo-beer
Santa shook his head in amusement and heard the front door open. He smiled getting up from the couch "Hi"
Perth removed his shoes and greeted his boyfriend with a kiss "I didn't keep you waiting for too long did I?"
"No, I was going to get the table ready" Santa pulled back thinking about the lines he read. Maybe he could try it out on his boyfriend. He cleared his throat and tried to sound sexy "Perth I think you dropped something of mine"
Perth looked down "I don't see anything"
"My jaw" Santa replied with a smirk. He was going to complete his pun 'because you look so stunning' expecting to see a blush on Perth's face, instead his boyfriend looked lost and spoke before him "Santa your jaw is still intact"
Santa stared at him
"Are you okay?" Perth asked in concern.
Santa nodded. Maybe he should try something else "Are you a magnet? Because I..." and again before he could finish 'I'm always attracted to you', Perth narrowed his eyes in confusion "No I'm a manager in my company. Santa what's going on with you? Do you have a fever"
Santa pouted in frustration. How is that possible for someone who flirts 24/7 with him and not know these pick up lines "I'm fine. Let's go eat" he mumbled heading towards the kitchen
Perth smirked following Santa. He smiled when his boyfriend fumbled with dishes and glasses all the while muttering to himself. He cleared his throat "I have bad news"
Santa paused and looked at Perth with worried eyes "Bad news? Something happened at the meeting?"
Perth shook his head "No but heaven called today..." he saw Santa's expression turned from worry to clueless and Perth continued "They said they were missing an Angel but don't worry I didn't say I've him in my house"
Santa gaped at Perth "What are you talking about?"
Perth walked towards Santa and wrapped his arms around his waist "Sorry I couldn't hear you from all the noise"
"What Noise?"
"My heartbeats are louder every time you talk. I'm sure to miss a few words here and there" said Perth with a coy smile and then it happened...
Santa felt blush seared through his cheeks and for a second Perth thought his face was on fire. It was a really cute and adorable thing to witness, something he would give up the whole world to see Santa blush
"Perth!" Santa responded to Perth's sweet flirting which was the reason behind his flushed face. So Perth knew he was trying to flirt with him.
"Don't blame me. You started saying all those adorable lines, I'm just playing along" Perth saw Santa's blush deepened "Besides I would do anything to see you blush"
"Shut up" Santa gave a playfully hit on Perth's shoulder "I'm not blushing"
"If anyone asks, tell them I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated with your love"
Santa felt dizzy with an epic amount of blood rush on his face. Damn his face looked like he came out of the oven.
Perth went for more "You're like a dictionary, you bring meaning to my life"
Santa buried his head on Perth's shoulder to hide his face. He wondered if anyone could faint with blush.
"Words cannot 'expresso' how much you mean to me"
Santa pressed his face harder as a giggle passed through his lips "Stop!"
Perth laughed pulling Santa close to his body "Don't hide that face. I could go on and on all day to see my angel blushing"
Santa looked up still blushing "Roses are red, violets are blue.. all of my naughty thoughts involve you"
Perth leaned to whisper near Santa's ear "Wanna make that true?"
"Lead the way Mr Tanapon"
"Anything for my blushing Angel"
THE END :-)