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Beebo: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT
Dildo: What Brendon
Beebo: I'm not gonna announce until EVERYONE answers
Dildo: jfc
Spooky Jim: What
Tyler Joseph: What
Beebo: I'm still waiting for everyone else
Tyler Joseph: What is so important that you need everyones attention
Beebo: You'll see once everyone answers
Pepe Wentz: And im the crazy one
Pepe Wentz: Actually don't answer that
So what I'm a crybaby: If your big announcement is a party I will drown you
Beebo: Please don't
Gerardyay: No one will save you
Milky Way: JUST SAY THE NEWS
Beebo: Patrick and Frank haven't answered
Dildo: Im gonna kms
Beebo: NO DONT
Beebo: MY NEWS IS TOO IMPORTANT
Dildo: Wow
So what I'm a crybaby: And you dare call him a friend
Dildo: We are no longer friends
So what I'm a crybaby: And you don't dare call him a friend
Beebo: NO DALLON PLEASE
Dildo: No this is goodbye your party is more important than me
Beebo: ITS NOT A PARTY AND ITS NOT MORE IMPORTANT
Dildo: Fine
Beebo: yAY
Tree Stump: What is happening
Beebo: Partick, do you happen to know where Frank is
Gerardyay: Hes over at my place
Beebo: Tell him to answer
Gerardyay: He doesn't want to
Beebo: WHY
Gerardyay: To annoy you
Beebo: Tell him I'll get him anything if he answers
Spooky Jim: I didn't want to answer once and you didn't offer me anything
Spooky Jim: Just silence for days
Beebo: This is different
Spooky Jim: Im offended
Franky Danky: You called
Beebo: NOW THAT EVERYONE HAS ANSWERED
Beebo: I will have to have everyone answer again to make sure
Beebo: Let's see attendance
Beebo: Joshua Dun
Spooky Jim: Here and call me Josh
Beebo: Frank Iero
Franky Danky: Ugh
Beebo: Tyler Joseph
Tyler Joseph: Unfortunately here
Beebo: Melanie Martinez
So what I'm a crybaby: surprise
Beebo: Patrick the tree Stump
Tree Stump: Don't bully me
Pepe Wentz: See what we mean
Pepe Wentz: Innocent child
Beebo: Anyway moving on
Beebo: Gerard Way
Gerardyay: HEYOOOOO
Beebo: ...
Beebo: Mikey Way
Milky Way: Milky Way*
Beebo: My bad
Beebo: Dallon Weekes
Dildo: Just get on with it
Beebo: And last and certainly least
Beebo: Pete Wentz
Pepe Wentz: Now your news was
Beebo: ALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Beebo: MY IMPORTANT NEWS WAS
Beebo: I WILL BE HAVING A PARTY AT MY HOUSE ON FRIDAY AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED
So what I'm a crybaby: Off to the nearest water source we go
Dildo: Yes, drown him, Melanie