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2025-06-14
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Foolish Objects (Dumbass Group Chat)

Chapter 2: wgat do i name this idfk

Summary:

uhn stuff happens idk
flamepinion dont hurt me i'll be good

Chapter Text

12:34 PM

 

Eyepatch

guess who got detention 

the air is so cold in here i feel like im in a freezer

24 hour challenge dont freeze to death

at least my precious Bob is in here the teacher fell asleep and he's drawing dicks On the teachers fce

 

JuiceBox

Reply to "@Eyepatch: 24 hour challenge dont freeze to death"

Animatic looked over at my screen and started taking notes

he said he's gonna make a game in the future and thats gonna be a challenge

 

Animatic

whOEVER surVIVES GETS ONE CENT!!!

 

Eyepatch

oh my shivered timbers

 

Doorstopper

HELP WHAT.

imagine being in detention I could never

Actually nvm one time I got detention for kicking a kid in the balls

 

JuiceBox

WHAT HUH

 

Doorstopper 

tHEY WERE MESSING WITH THE GRASS THAT ME AND THE REST OF THE SCHOOL GARDENING CLUB TEND TO VERY CAREFULLY 

Hey wait one of the kids is at the table behind our lunch table

 

B Block

oOOH IMA SPY ON THEM

 

Eyepatch

oHH YEAH

TELL US EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS

🙏🙏

 

B Block

Okay so yk that one guy Mushroom

Yk has purple and white big ass hair

Quiet kid

The one who like

draws corpses in his notebook 

 

Eyepatch

Yuh

 

B Block

hes talking with that one loud kid who told animatic to khs

I think thier names Bioluminescenty or some shit

I think they're friends or somethiOH MY GOD

@everyone

OH MY GOD

 

G-Apple

what do you want worm

 

B Block

BIO AND MUSHROOM JUST KISSED

Wait

I'ma just 

Add them 🙏🙏🙏

 

Eyepatch

OH MY GOD

 

Popcorn

yAOURI

OHMIGOSN

OMGGGG

MINIDISKYIS

@Minidisky ITS USCORE

 

Minidisky

Holy shit

 

@Bio has joined the server! Welcome, @Bio!

@Mushroom has joined the server! Welcome, @Mushroom!

 

Bio

who invited me to this

Whoever did go die

 

Mushroom

my bonding time has been interrupted.

 

Bio

yeah what he said

 

B Block

we residentw of the table in front of y'all caught you doing some freaky shi

 

Danger

I just got online what. 😨..

 

Bio

OHH

uh

nuh uh

 

Mushroom

yeah what he said

 

B Block

chat you guys literally made out in front of us

shocked no one said anything from other tables

 

Animatic

im giggling so much right now 😭‼️‼️‼️

I CANT STOPD

I want to confiscate more hair

IM COMING

HDHEHAHAEEA

 

Bio

WHY IS YOUR FRIEND JUMPING ONTO OUR TABLE

WHAT DOES HE MEAN

WGAT

HE SDJ

 

Eyepatch

I WISH I WAS THERE OMFG

 

Bob

why does the fun stuff always happen

when we gays arent ther

is this a sign from that we just dont deserve to see cool stuff

 

Eyepatch

what kind of prophecy from starclan shit are you on about

 

Minidisky

YOU READ WARRIOR CATS..??..???

SICNE WHEN TF

 

Popcorn

sicne

 

Minidisky

.

shh

 

Eyepatch

i mean i had to read SOMETHING after going through every pirate book in the house

i think pirates may be a SMALL obsession for me not sure though

 

Bob

yeah not sure

 

Bio

HE STOPPED TRYING TO CUT MY HAIR

 

Mushroom

yay

 

B Block

Aw man

 

Popcorn

Reply to: "@Eyepatch: "i think pirates may be a SMALL obsession for me not sure though"

are you sure its not like a special interest or something

because youve been obsessed since you were like three years old according to what you've said

 

Bob

to be fair we've known eachother since kindergarten and he got me a little obsessed too

 

Eyepatch

YARRRR

AHOY MATIES

 

Bob

oh god not again

STOP IT YOU SCALLYWAG

oh shit

the disease

its spreading

 

Popcorn

the pirate brainrot goes hard ngl

tears in my yaoi eyes

 

B Block

hey the new guys havent left the chat yet

 

Bio

cuz lowkey this is fun to watch

dont comment on my choices

sybau kys

 

B Block

oh

No ty

 

Animatic

MY HAIR COLLECTION JOURNEY IS COMPLET

for now

 

JuiceBox

oh god

at least i wasnt a victim

 

Animatic

are you sure.

 

JuiceBox

...WHERES

YOU CUT MY ENTIRE PONYTAIL OFF WHAT

HELLO??

HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN TO MY PARENTS HELP ME

'yeah my friend went on a rampage after stealing the teachers coffee'

 

Bio

HELP WHAT

 

@Jej has joined the server! Welcome, @Jej!

 

JuiceBox

OH YO NEW PERSON NNN

 

Jej

HEH SUPPPPPP HEARD ABT THIS CHAT AND IT ACTUALLY EXISTS UNLIKE THE SANITY OF THE KID THAT KEEPS STEALING PEOPLES HAIR

 

Animatic

what the spiddy spoingle

is

that

name

your username fellow

what the fuck is that

 

JuiceBox

rare footage of animatic cussing </3

 

Jej

.

excuse me thats my actual name 

AND I IMMEDIATLY GET THIS TREATMENT💔💔💔

 

Animatic

your name is beautiful dont worry!!! 

just in a

er

in an ugly way

 

Jej

BRO STOP 

WAIT ARENT YOU THE PERSON

THE HAIR STEALER

IS THAT YOU

 

Weathery

oh 

i didn't realise this group chat resorted to bullying now

ohh

..noo

 

Jej

yeah dont bully me guys thats not very nice

everyone else already does that sighhhhhh

especially not in front of the hair stealing school celebrity!!1

raises eyebrows flirtaciously/JOKE

/JOKE

EW

EW

EW

EW

EW

 

@Jej  deleted one message.

 

Animatic

guys i just had a VISION

 

MiniDisky

Reply to: "@Eyepatch: what kind of prophecy from starclan shit are you on about"

Animatic was it like that ^

 

Animatic

yeah

a..user on a fanfiction website..

 

JuiceBox

why is fanfiction being brought up i screamed

dont remind me of the fact i used to write about my irl friend group and post it

irl friend group is straw gang bitches

we swaggy

trust

 

Doorstopper

didn't you write about me and weathery one time after the group project

 

JuiceBox

i totally don't still update that

 

Doorstopper

WHAT.

 

Animatic

Reply to: "@Animatic: a..user on a fanfiction website.."

users name is

Flamepinion

i thinkies

 

JuiceBox

im actually scared your making this up right

 

Animatic

comment said errhrhr 

hmm

 

Jej

Hurry up bruh my special person brain wont stand for this 👹👹👹👹👹👹

HURRY UP I SEE YOU TYPI

BRO

HURRY

THE

FUCK

 

Animatic

OH YEA

it said

"Jej is gonna be here 😼😼😼😼😼 pls don't mischaracterize him 😼😼😼😼😼😼"

 

Jej

,,??

juicebox are you sure this isnt a comment on a fic you made because

dawg why is there fanfic comments about me

 

JuiceBox

I I DONT KNOW YOU???

 

Jej

yes you do

heh..

im actually batman

 

Popcorn

what the helly why is this what i come back to

Who is this guy

disky hide me pookie

:(

 

Jej

i live in the shadows

like my autism diagnosis

neurodivergency episode one everyone hating your ass all the time

 

JuiceBox

Reply to: "@Jej: like my autism diagnosis"

not the thing animatic needs

 

Animatic

why is the lunch table a slightly different tone of blue then normal i think WHAT THE DHDSHSDHJSDHSDJ

why cant you bite mosquitos back

 

Jej

good point we should start the mosquito biting squad

a group that fights back against the opression of mosquitos!!

Nothing shall stand in our way 

 

Popcorn

what the fuck

 

Eyepatch

the teacher was yelling at us hwat did i miss

 

Bob

hes lying he spent 15 minutes making an origami boat

 

Eyepatch

HEY >:0

 

Doorstopper

i wasnt gone for any reason i was eating food like a normal person

tf is wrong with yall

also im pretty sure danger got sent to the councler for having a panic attack in the restroom again

 

JuiceBox

'again' is crazy what

 

@Eucerin has joined the server! Welcome, @Eucerin!

 

Animatic

.

...

 

@Eucerin was kicked from the server. [Reason: "..." ]

 

Animatic

im not hungry anymore who wants my food

 

Eyepatch

WEAKLING I'LL EAT IT

I JUST ESCAPED DETENTION WITH BOB

 

@Eucerin has joined the server! Welcome, @Eucerin!

 

Animatic

NO.

 

@Eucerin was kicked from the server. [Reason: "." ]

 

 

 

 

Notes:

I don't have discord but if this gets popular I might make a gc on gmail (on the gmail chat thingy dont worry), soo might give my email at some point (hoping I don't regret this)