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"why is everybody just saying things?! Don't you guys have a PR manager???" - Bobby

Summary:

Ryu Rumi
@RumiHuntrix
I am living with monsters. #saveme


Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja
why is there always something happening with those huntrix girls??


OR
A KPDH social media crackfic.

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Featuring:

  • Celine
  • Bobby
  • Saja Boys and HUNTR/X being friends
  • (Probably almost) every ship

Notes:

This is a multiship fic—no one ship is set or is the main focus, everybody kind of flirts with one another.

The Do NOT

Please, for the love of whatever is out there, keep the creator style ON! If the creator's style is off, this'll look like a complete mess.


INFO

The first 5 chapters are pure fun and not meant to be taken seriously. Chapter 6-? is where plot (and angst) begins.

There might be some triggering/sensitive topics discussed in here because I like projecting onto random characters :)

There'll be a CW/TW warning with the potential triggering information.

Chapter 1: INTRO.

Summary:

Featuring:

  • Polytrix!
  • Saja Boys and HUNTR/X interactions!
  • Mystery being... Mystery!
  • Miromabby!
  • Celine being exasperated with Jinu, Mira (mentioned), and Zoey (mentioned)!
  • Bobby finding out important information regarding his job!

Chapter Text

Ryu Rumi
@RumiHuntrix

I am living with monsters. #saveme

❤ 921.7K 7:03 PM • Aug 23, 2025

921.5K people are talking about this

Mira | Make Rumi Relax
@mimimira

replying to @RumiHuntrix

We didn’t even say anything bad, Rumi. You’re being ridiculous.

❤ 927.5K 7:03 PM • Aug 23, 2025

919.7K people are talking about this

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @RumiHuntrix

Yeah Rumi! All we said was that we want you to use your fangs to rip our clothes off! 😇

❤ 100.9K 7:04 PM • Aug 23, 2025

121.2K people are talking about this


Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

why is there always something with those huntrix girls??

❤ 79.2K 7:10 PM • Aug 23, 2025

60.7K people are talking about this

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @AbbySaja

MIND UR BUSINESS DAVID!!

❤ 812.6K 7:11 PM • Ag 23, 2025

801.7K people are talking about this

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle

my name isnt david??

❤ 701.2K 7:13 PM • Aug 23, 2025

708.7K people are talking about this


Faceless
@MysterySaja

Who is David?

I LOVE TURTLES@Zoeyyy_turtle

MIND UR BUSINESS DAVID!!

❤ 812.6K 7:13 PM • Aug 23, 2025

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I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

@MysterySaja dude that’s barely been up 😭 what i have to deal with ladies an gentlemen (ps hes not actually possessive hes just really confused about the vine 😄)

❤ 509.1K 7:14 PM • Aug 23, 2025

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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

”Don’t you know that I bite when the sun set” I know what you are Ariana.

❤ 873.2K 8:21 PM • Aug 23, 2025

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Romance
@RomanceSaja

I volunteer as tribute to be bitten

❤ 552.5K 8:22 PM • Aug 23, 2025

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No.
@BabySaja

replying to @RomanceSaja

1.) You’re an idiot. She’s talking about that dumbass song
2.) You’re gross
3.) She’s never gonna bite you bro.

❤ 638.6K 8:24 PM • Aug 23, 2025

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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

replying to @BabySaja

Who said I wouldn’t?

❤ 100K 8:25 PM • Aug 23, 2025

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Romance
@RomanceSaja

replying to @mimimira

👀

❤ 703.2K 8:53 PM • Aug 23, 2025

708.6K people are talking about this


Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

why am i never told about anything happening? what am i chopped liver? 😞

❤ 902.6K 8:54 PM • Aug 23, 2025

901.3K people are talking about this

Romeo 🔒
@lover_boy_heart

replying to @AbbySaja

Dude, Mira sent you an invite in your DMs. Check it.

❤ 1 8:53 PM • Aug 23, 2025


Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

@RumiHuntrix Rumi sweetheart, I love you so very much. But please come and get your boyfriend (@JinuSaja) and your girlfriends (@mimimira, @Zoeyyy_turtle) from my house. They drank all my soju and are now crying on my couch because they miss you. I can not handle Jinu going through my entire tissue box again. I have one ONE box left. Please and thank you.

❤ 896.2K 9:02 PM • Aug 23, 2025

879.3K people are talking about this

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @CelineOfficial

set esopgrbe angrb im nt durv

❤ 928.6K 9:03 PM • Aug 23, 2025

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Ryu Rumi
@RumiHuntrix

replying to @CelineOfficial

I’ll be there in 30.

❤ 995.8K 9:05 PM • Aug 23, 2025

993.3K people are talking about this


Bobby

@ilovemygirls

Why is everybody just saying things?! Don’t you guys have a PR manager???

❤ 972 9:06 PM • Aug 23, 2025

926 people are talking about this


Bobby

@ilovemygirls

UPDATE: I have just been told by Celine (@CelineOfficial) that I am in fact the girls’ PR manager and for six entire years I didn’t know.

Bobby

@ilovemygirls

Why is everybody just saying things?! Don’t you guys have a PR manager???

❤ 1,289 9:17 PM • Aug 23, 2025

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