Chapter Text
#1 - Baseball Game (Gotham Knights)
#2 - "I just gave you a hug, what more do you want from me???"
#3 - Vacation
#4 - "He is like a vampire, but instead of blood, it's coffee."
#5 - "Yo mama so-" "My mama is dead" "Oh, yeah. Right..."
#6 - "-And that is exactly why Wonder Woman is the only valid member of the Justice League."
#7 - Magic AU
#8 - "I am a luxury *dramatic pause* few can afford."
#9 - Uncle Superman
#10 - Platonic Soulmate AU
#11 - Road Trip
#12 - Halloween
#13 - "Rise, my Satanic Furby!"
#14 - "Hey there, Demons. It's me, ya boi."
#15 - Wings AU
#16 - Assassin AU
#17 - Haunted House
#18 - Character A and Character B, sworn enemies, are in charge of preparing the annual Christmas party
#19 - "Due to the fact that Bruce Wayne is almost never spotted in public when Batman is injured, one can conclude that they are in fact... dating. In this essay, I will-"
#20 - Villain AU
#21 - Fake Family AU (Like Fake Dating, but instead it's platonic)
#22 - Civilian AU
#23 - "I disrespect your city, Superman! Look at me!! I'm dancing on your streets. This is my city now!"
#24 - "Cool motive, still murder."
#25 - "Omg, you're hurt!" "It's okay, pain is temporary and we're all gonna die one day."
#26 - "You're not a bad person. You deserve to be saved."
#27 - "I just wanted to be like you." "And I wanted you to be better."
#28 - Royalty AU
#29 - "I am your brother, I think I'm perfectly entitled to be protective!"
#30 - "I had the same teacher you did two years ago, so now you are legally required to give me all your homework."
#31 - "I know you think I'm a horrible person, but please, just let me keep you safe. Just this once."
#32 - "You have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner!" "Yes, I'm 18, I'm allowed to date." "No, no you're not. I just made it illegal."
#33 - "I know you want to stab me, but please, not the butterknife. Let me have some dignity."
#34 - "No one cares" "I care" "No one important cares"
#35 - "Why are you drinking vodka at 2 in the afternoon?"
#36 - *sarcastically* "How tragic."
#37 - "Fun story, but in which chapter do you shut up?"
#38 - IKEA
#39 - Twitter AU
#40 - Prison AU
#41 - Vampire & Werewolf AU
#42 - Celebrity AU
#43 - "If you make one more pun, I will shove your head through the wall."
#44 - *sarcastically* "Here's a fun idea for bonding time! Leave me alone."
#45 - High School AU
#46 - Rival Sports Teams AU