Chapter Text
min_hwang:
hyunjin where the fuck are you
jin_kim:
im skipping ;D
min_hwang:
why the fuck? are you stupid?
jin_kim:
yes i am, baby.
min_hwang:
dont call me that dumbass
jin_kim:
why not? you didnt mind it in your parents room, or the kitchen, or the living room couch, or the porch
min_hwang:
bro shutup
that was a one day thing. by the way, you taste like shit.
jin_kim:
did you just bro-zone me-
ow, my pride is hurt ): you taste amazing tho baby
min_hwang:
...
anyways get back here before you come up with another clever idea to get yourself killed. or worse, expelled.
jin_kim:
geez hermione, thanks for caring about my education more than my life.
min_hwang:
shut the fuck up
this is the most prestigious school here. i think you should care about your education.
jin_kim:
who said i dont? i just... want a change of scenery.
min_hwang:
actually,, wait for me at the gate.
jin_kim:
wait-
seriously? o-o
the oh so amazing kim seungmin skipping the first day of school?
min_hwang:
yes you shitface, now be a good sub and wait.
jin_kim:
i-
ok ok
seen
jin_kim:
min?
seen
jin_kim:
baby?
min_hwang:
bitch shutup-
park almost caught me
also call me that one more time and im biting your dick off
jin_kim:
sorry puppy
min_hwang:
i want kisses for lying to that crusty rat's face saying you felt sick and had to go home- im out here carrying all your shit for you.
jin_kim:
you can take all of them puppy <3
min_hwang:
still hate that i agreed to this username thing with you
jin_kim:
really? i love it ); it feels like you actually love me 🤩