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Life Sucks

Summary:

life does suck, so bennett made a fucking group chat

aka

bennett adopting the weirdos

Notes:

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Bennett has haded 6 people to the group chat.

 

bennett: guYS!! hello!!

 

razor: what is this 

 

bennett: its a group chat, like our messages but with more people

 

razor: 😨 

razor: razor does not want them to see our messages !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

chongyun: whut

 

fischl: wtf

 

bennett: HES SJOKING THATS Q JOKE, WE DONT HAVE ANYTHING WEIRD IN OUR PRIVATE MESSAGES

 

xingqiu: i dunnoooo mannnnn

 

razor: but what about the pictures of razor that you asked for, bennett? 

 

xiangling: CITAZENS ARREST, IM CALLING THE POLICE

 

bennett: MAN I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE KNEW HOW TO MAKE THESE KINDS OF JOKES BECAUSE THESE ARE JOKES IM TELLING YALL P L E A S S E E EE E E E E E 

 

razor: razor can send screenshots

 

fischl: no tbh if youre not lying keep the screenshots, i dont want it 

 

bennett: he is lyin g please

 

chongyun: anyways, did you guys do the homework? mr. kamisato's class is the worse, i hate science so much :(

 

xingqiu: you can copy mine, i have his class too~

 

chongyun: plEASE ANYONR ELSE 

 

xiangling: why 

 

xingqiu: he knows he'll owe me a kiss ♡

 

xiangling: CITIZENS ARRESSSTT YALL ARE ILLEGAL 

 

razor: im not illegal, im razor

 

chongyun: how can he say something so bold yet si controversial?

 

xingqiu:

 

fischl: feliz navidad 

 

bennett: aqui

 

xiangling: uhmmm leche

 

razor: what are you all talking about 

 

xingqiu: its hard not to say "your mom"

 

bennett: please i just want us to all be friends 😨

 

chongyun: i already know xiangling 

 

xiangling: too true king, talk your shit 😌🤝😌

xiangling: yeah benny we have ms. kokomi's class together

 

chongyun: yeah, she cant do math for shit to be clear

 

xiangling:  IM—!!!!!????

xiangling: CITIZENS ARREST U BITCH

 

fischl: he's rude your honor, 5 years in prison, no parole 

 

razor: razor sentences you to life 

 

chongyun: why are you mad, im right 

 

xiangling: i hope u flunk kamisatos class u mfer

 

chongyun: not u praying on my downfall...

 

bennett: TT guys 

bennet: we should sit toegther at lunch tomorrow, my bestest friends 

 

fischl: you are BOLD for thinking i would be seen with u outside of home old man zhongli's class, BOLD 

 

bennett: TT i thought we were homies

 

fischl: Im joking, geology is my favorite class because of you, id love to have lunch eith you and your friends

 

razor: thats very het sounding 

 

xiangling: razor surprises me a little bit every so often, im—

 

fischl: my feelings are platonic 

 

bennett: THATS SO CUTE AND SWEET FISCHL 😭

 

fischl: 🤢

fischl: im changing my mind 

 

chongyun: i wanna! 

 

xingqiu: it doesnt sound that bad i suppose 🤔

 

chongyun: 😦 go because you want to, not because of me 

 

xingqiu: DAMN 

xingqiu: take your head outta your ass, im going because i want to 

 

xiangling: SCREAMS

xiangling: anyways ofc im in! woo!! 

 

bennett: LETS GOOOO 

bennet: razor you'll come along too, right?

 

razor: potatoes 

 

fischl: so true, talk your shit

 

xiangling: how can he say something so brave, yet so controversial 

 

chongyun: thats my line-

 

razor: I will go to lunch with you all

razor: anyways, bye 

 

xingqiu: bye 💀💀

 

fischl: bye? why are we ending this conversation so abruptly 

 

xiangling: its razor's world, we're just living in it 

xiangling: ill see yall tomorrow 🤪 

 

bennett: Ew That Emoji-

 

xiangling: ew ur life, goodbye 

 

chongyun: goodnight guys 🧍

 

bennett: niiiiight