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Bennett has haded 6 people to the group chat.
bennett: guYS!! hello!!
razor: what is this
bennett: its a group chat, like our messages but with more people
razor: 😨
razor: razor does not want them to see our messages !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chongyun: whut
fischl: wtf
bennett: HES SJOKING THATS Q JOKE, WE DONT HAVE ANYTHING WEIRD IN OUR PRIVATE MESSAGES
xingqiu: i dunnoooo mannnnn
razor: but what about the pictures of razor that you asked for, bennett?
xiangling: CITAZENS ARREST, IM CALLING THE POLICE
bennett: MAN I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE KNEW HOW TO MAKE THESE KINDS OF JOKES BECAUSE THESE ARE JOKES IM TELLING YALL P L E A S S E E EE E E E E E
razor: razor can send screenshots
fischl: no tbh if youre not lying keep the screenshots, i dont want it
bennett: he is lyin g please
chongyun: anyways, did you guys do the homework? mr. kamisato's class is the worse, i hate science so much :(
xingqiu: you can copy mine, i have his class too~
chongyun: plEASE ANYONR ELSE
xiangling: why
xingqiu: he knows he'll owe me a kiss ♡
xiangling: CITIZENS ARRESSSTT YALL ARE ILLEGAL
razor: im not illegal, im razor
chongyun: how can he say something so bold yet si controversial?
xingqiu: sí
fischl: feliz navidad
bennett: aqui
xiangling: uhmmm leche
razor: what are you all talking about
xingqiu: its hard not to say "your mom"
bennett: please i just want us to all be friends 😨
chongyun: i already know xiangling
xiangling: too true king, talk your shit 😌🤝😌
xiangling: yeah benny we have ms. kokomi's class together
chongyun: yeah, she cant do math for shit to be clear
xiangling: IM—!!!!!????
xiangling: CITIZENS ARREST U BITCH
fischl: he's rude your honor, 5 years in prison, no parole
razor: razor sentences you to life
chongyun: why are you mad, im right
xiangling: i hope u flunk kamisatos class u mfer
chongyun: not u praying on my downfall...
bennett: TT guys
bennet: we should sit toegther at lunch tomorrow, my bestest friends
fischl: you are BOLD for thinking i would be seen with u outside of home old man zhongli's class, BOLD
bennett: TT i thought we were homies
fischl: Im joking, geology is my favorite class because of you, id love to have lunch eith you and your friends
razor: thats very het sounding
xiangling: razor surprises me a little bit every so often, im—
fischl: my feelings are platonic
bennett: THATS SO CUTE AND SWEET FISCHL 😭
fischl: 🤢
fischl: im changing my mind
chongyun: i wanna!
xingqiu: it doesnt sound that bad i suppose 🤔
chongyun: 😦 go because you want to, not because of me
xingqiu: DAMN
xingqiu: take your head outta your ass, im going because i want to
xiangling: SCREAMS
xiangling: anyways ofc im in! woo!!
bennett: LETS GOOOO
bennet: razor you'll come along too, right?
razor: potatoes
fischl: so true, talk your shit
xiangling: how can he say something so brave, yet so controversial
chongyun: thats my line-
razor: I will go to lunch with you all
razor: anyways, bye
xingqiu: bye 💀💀
fischl: bye? why are we ending this conversation so abruptly
xiangling: its razor's world, we're just living in it
xiangling: ill see yall tomorrow 🤪
bennett: Ew That Emoji-
xiangling: ew ur life, goodbye
chongyun: goodnight guys 🧍
bennett: niiiiight