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1. Why Are You Not Dead? by sequelseagull

   Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   05 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
   • Vesemir (The Witcher)
   • Lambert (The Witcher)
   • Eskel (The Witcher)
   • Undead
   • Immortal Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Curses
   • Non-Graphic Violence
   • Halloween
   • BDSM
   • Top Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Body Horror
   • Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg's Father Being an Asshole
   • Abusive Parents
   • Rough Sex
   • Accidental Voyeurism
   • Slut Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Bottom Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Dark Comedy

   Summary

   Geralt discovers what he thinks is a corpse in the Kaedweni woods, only for the young man, Julian “Jaskier” Pankratz, to revive screaming in the flames. Though Geralt kills him again, Jaskier rises once more, confused and oblivious. He latches onto the Witcher as his bard, unaware that he carries some strange curse that won’t let him stay dead.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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