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1. Private Pankratz Reporting For Booty! by LuckyPanda13 for EvanescentDreamer

   Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   14 Sep 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Eskel/Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Side Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher)
   • Side Triss Merigold/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
   • Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Eskel (The Witcher)
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
   • Triss Merigold
   • Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon
   • Lambert (The Witcher)
   • Aiden (The Witcher)
   • Jaskier | Dandelion's Father
   • Alternate Universe - Military
   • Alternate Universe - No Monsters
   • POV Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Anal Sex
   • Gay Sex
   • Voice Kink
   • Phone Sex
   • Hair-pulling
   • Consensual Sex
   • Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg Ships It
   • Triss Merigold Ships It
   • Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon Ships It
   • Idiots in Love
   • Misuse of Military Ranks
   • I don't know anything about the military
   • Past Abuse
   • Jaskier's Dad Sucks
   • Light Angst
   • Minor Violence
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort
   • Shameless Smut
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Smut
   • no beta we die like calanthe
   • Coming In Pants
   • Coming Untouched

   Summary

   Jaskier is the one who pushed Geralt and Eskel together, and he takes great pride in this accomplishment. Now, he gets the pleasure of watching not one, but TWO beautiful men. He adores them both and will do NOTHING to jeopardize their happiness together. Not even if the two idiots decide to have phone sex when Jaskier can hear them, on purpose even!

   Jaskier is going to die from embarrassment. Or horniness. Either one.

   Series

   • Part 4 of Signal Corps
   • Part 2 of Call Me For Some Overtime

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   30,724

   Chapters:

   8/8

   Comments:

   71

   Kudos:

   477

   Bookmarks:

   45

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   6,371