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Things did not go as planned.
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- Part 2 of A Bit of Whimsy
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Sequel to the Kraken & The Quill - Ed finally reopened The Kraken to be the type of place he always wanted it to be. Some place safe, a haven. He and Stede are newly engaged, about to move into together. Plus, he gets to be bonus dad to two amazing teens - Alma & Louis.
But his past is catching up with him. An self-proclaimed anonymous vigilante targeting Ed is seeking to undo all his and the crew's hard work. To undermine the safety they are trying to establish.
Ed, well, still in a fragile space left.
Now Stede, Izzy, and the crew are trying to figure out who Anonymous is. Is it a plot for revenge? Who is to say, all they know is that they are fighting for their home bar and its reputation. While Ed is struggling with the monster within having left them all, afraid he will drag them all down.
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- Part 2 of Kraken & Quill
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Sometimes friendships come in all different shapes and sizes. You also never know what, or who they may lead too.
A chance encounter at the park has more of an impact on Ed's life than he could ever truly imagine.
Inspired by the book and film, “About A Boy.” The title of this fic is also taken from the song “Something To Talk About,” by Badly Drawn Boy.
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Adopting a secret cat in a no-pets-allowed apartment building is one thing. Kissing the new property manager after he discovers your secret cat is another.
Learning the property manager thought he was straight until you kissed him and accidentally sent him into a tailspin—well, it's a weird twenty-four hours for Ed Teach.
So: friends. Friends, he can do. Friends, that's easy. Except there are mochas, and there are movies, and there's this whole queer discovery he's helping Stede navigate, and there are a hell of a lot of chocolate muffins.
Sometimes the journey is the most important part.
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Stede Bonnet is a famous romance author, recovering from the breakup of his marriage and suffering from writer's block. Through an incredible twist of fate, he changes his life and meets the man of his dreams, village librarian Ed Teach.
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Arts and crafts day goes extremely awry when Stede, Alma, Louis, and Lucius are somehow pulled from 2025 into the old oil seascape they embellished together. Unfortunately, what they added to the waves was a 1717 pirate battle surrounded by vicious hungry sea monsters.
Now Stede's the captive of a mouldy maniac, spared from threats of gruesome torture only as long as he keeps sharing all the Mozart and Bach he can remember from the future, while Lucius and the kids were saved from becoming sabre-toothed shark poo by the crew of the legendary Blackbeard, who is really nothing like the stories.
Sometimes you find your family in very unexpected places. And sometimes a mutiny and a velvety suit help.
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- Part 1 of A Bit of Whimsy
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Ed is Alma and Louis Bonnet’s first customer at their tattoo shop.
Yes, this is another Bluey AU. Written for OFMD TV AU Week!
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Professor Stede Bonnet has another idea for a fake date with Professor Ed Teach. But will one of them finally speak up about how he’s really feeling?
Cross-posting from Bluesky.
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- Part 5 of Sailing Over a Cardboard Sea
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Stede Bonnet, a divorced English teacher, attends a concert of one Blackbeard with his children. That concert, Blackbeard is going to marry rapper Calico Jack. Impulsively, after seeing Stede in the crowd holding up a sign saying “Marry Me Instead” Ed calls him up to the stage.
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In Every Generation by dimsimkitty, Writer_Hardly_Know_Her
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
26 Sep 2025
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Supposedly, in every generation there is a chosen one. One girl who alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness.
But sometimes… things don’t go as planned.
A OFMD/Buffy The Vampire Slayer AU Featuring:
- Rogue Demon Hunter/Trying his best to be an adequate parent Stede Bonnet
- Slayer/Definitely just a normal girl (seriously, don’t tell her dad about the slayer thing, she’s going through enough as it is) Alma Bonnet
- Watcher/Regular ol’ tweed-wearing guidance counselor Ed Teach
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South Jersey realtor Stede Bonnet goes to a NYC play and becomes smitten with actor Edward "Blackbeard" Teach. After sending him a fan letter, the two connect and become enamored with each other although both have issues to overcome.
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On a flight to Rome, Ed finds himself sat next to 8 year old Louis Bonnet who has managed to sneak onto the flight. When he helps the young boy reunite with his father, will more become of it?
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Podfic - Out of the Bag by MoniMeows, PoorCitrusManagement
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Sep 2025
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Adopting a secret cat in a no-pets-allowed apartment building is one thing. Kissing the new property manager after he discovers your secret cat is another.
Learning the property manager thought he was straight until you kissed him and accidentally sent him into a tailspin—well, it's a weird twenty-four hours for Ed Teach.
So: friends. Friends, he can do. Friends, that's easy. Except there are mochas, and there are movies, and there's this whole queer discovery he's helping Stede navigate, and there are a hell of a lot of chocolate muffins.
Sometimes the journey is the most important part.
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It is a podfic of the fic you know and love or have yet to be introduced to. We say the words out loud so you don't have to look at them
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Israel Hands decides that he is no longer anyones First-mate . Feeling lost , he leaves the Revenge in the dead of night and makes a pit stop in Barbados with half a mind to stowaway to the Republic when a chance encounter leads to him meeting a particular young girl . One who reminds him of a past he’s long buried .
Canon divergence , but will make more sense if you’ve read my other works “His Sea and Sky” and “And I Thought I Was So Smart”
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(PODFIC) - We Belong Awake by jeannimd for suchgreatheights
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Sep 2025
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This is a podfic for We Belong Awake by suchgreatheights - here is her summary :
When Ed gets stuck behind the same slow driver for a long stretch of his road trip through the Pacific Northwest, that's one thing. When he finds himself at the same rest stop as the offending driver, it's quite another.
This Stede guy is a bit of a lunatic. But when Ed crosses paths with him again several days later, this time stranded on the side of the highway and in need of some assistance, Ed winds up on a slightly different road trip than the one he'd planned to take—with a man he absolutely doesn't plan to fall in love with.
Clearly, plans change.
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Podfic of "Walking After You" by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado) by Judysoranges
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Sep 2025
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The realities of Stede’s single dad existence come crashing down on the holiday market, (formerly) fake dating boys.
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- Part 6 of A Festive Fuckery, the Series
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Stede, once house cat, leaves his home to become the leader of a clan of stray cats. As leader, he offers rogues Edward and Izzy a place in his clan, if only Izzy would accept.
This is a Warrior Cats-inspired AU, not a Warrior Cats AU (there is a difference).
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Edward Teach has been living as Blackbeard, a world famous DJ, for too long. He hides his face behind a mask and finds that he's losing himself further and further in the persona he's tired of dragging on. The only thing that's ever cheers him up are kitten videos, one especially, a man that goes by the Furry Gentleman.
When he sees their rescue is looking for fosters Ed sees a chance for him to step away from Blackbeard and see just who Ed is.
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- Part 9 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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Ed and Izzy are finally opening their very own coffee shop! What could go wrong?
(loose collection of slice-of-life ficlets from the baristaverse)Series
- Part 3 of Bittersweet Baristaverse
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Singapore, 1914.
Starting a new life in the Colony, royal engineer Stede Bonnet found himself involved with eccentric businessman Edward Teach and no-nonsense physician Israel Hands. But trouble was brewing on the island.
It might involve the supernatural.