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    About a year after the survivors of the Hephaestus mission returned to earth, Kepler returned as well. Except Kepler doesn't seem to exactly agree with that.

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    The age-old struggle of trying to balance extracurriculars like marching band and one's academic life is a struggle known well to our friends at Goddard High School. Through the trials of everything from Weird Ass Engineering Electives to calculus teachers to glittery competition uniforms, they might stand to learn a thing or two- and it's only through their relationships with eachother that they have a chance of getting through it at all.

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    Doug Eiffel is a single dad, doing his best to enjoy the normal life he leads with his daughter. His life is thrown for a loop, however, when he meets a girl named Hera... And somehow keeps running into her. Doug might just learn that taking a risk, and spilling some Chinese food, might be the best thing he's ever done. Just a self-indulgent Eiffel/Hera AU fanfic.

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    Marcus Cutter takes Warren Kepler to an elementary school for deaf students to meet a the daughter of one of their silliest astronauts. Meanwhile, years after the accident, Anne Garcia has never stopped wondering whether her father misses her as much as she misses him and whether he regrets what he did.

    Plus: sign language, school presentations, and Star Wars parallels

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    Doug dies, and four days later a man with a too wide smile and a voice sweet like antifreeze comes to Kate’s door and tells her Goddard fuckin’ Futuristics has selected Anne to be the recipient of their Goddard Futuristics’ Charitable Grant For Children Disabled Due to Addiction that, should they accept it, would pay any and all bills attached to Anne’s injuries, disabilities, and/or trauma from the Drunk Driving Car Accident.

    Kate’s first thought is: damn, Doug, you went and sold all your organs or some shit as a stupid apology, didn't you?

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    “This sounds like a bad fan fiction plot. He’s gonna, like, ask you to suck his dick or something.”

    Jacobi laughed, “If that’s all I gotta do, then by God, I’ll do it.”

    Or: Jacobi's desperate for a good grade, Kepler's playing mind games, and Eiffel has a crush.

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    Hera is doing just fine, thank you very much, no matter what her annoying not-daemon Dodona might think. So what if everyone is moving on and leaving her behind? If she's struggling alone with what it means to be a person?

    But when she finally finds a support group for people-who-aren't-people, for others that don't fit into a world built solely for human-daemon pairs, she finds that maybe being not-fine is okay, actually. And maybe she has a lot more friends than she thought.

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    When the Christian God rose from His grave, it took Him three days.
    When Miranda Pryce rose from Hers, it took Her five years, three months and two days.
    As she accomplished her personal miracle without Heaven by her side, she considers it a draw.

    [Or: Four years after her return on Earth, Miranda Pryce makes a decision. And then another. And another.]

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    'There is one anomaly, however, one parcel that does not take the shape of a plane or radio kit, or a diverse pack of socks. It is long, flat, rectangular and suspiciously similar in shape to a book. Heart sinking, he tears with significantly less enthusiasm at its disguise, hands retracting at the object beneath.

     

    His mother’s voice ricochets off his eardrums like a gymnast on the trampoline. “It’s one of those colour by number books, since you seemed to love the one they had at school so much. Maybe this’ll be the thing that finally keeps you quiet, hm?”'

    ⤷ five times communications officer doug eiffel does a colour by number picture, and one time he doesn’t.

    (plus: coffee mugs that do not contain coffee, parking your car in harvard yard, laughable laminating jobs, particularly-antagonistic measuring tape, all-expense-paid trips to undisclosed tropical islands and starting again).

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    AU. The SI-5 have had a change of heart (which is really remarkable, considering the majority of them thought they didn't have one) and are now determined to throw a monkey wrench in Goddard Futuristics' plans to infect, "improve," and take over the human race using the Decima virus. It's already going to be tough for a team of five to take down the most powerful corporation on Earth when Doug Eiffel's past come back to haunt him...or rather, he comes back to haunt his past. Now, everyone involved is in danger, including Anne and her mother! Can our vaguely-horrific wouldbe heroes get out of their very first attack on Goddard alive? Or is it all over before it even started?

    Plus: Kepler agent of SMERSH, Rachel goddamn Young, Project Arngrim, ambitious water, free falling toward the highway, the worst babysitters, and camping nuns.

     

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    This is part of a much larger AU. I have a handful of fics from it written and recently reedited. More in the notes. The most important thing to know about the AU is Lovelace and Eiffel are part of the SI-5 and nobody is going to Hephaestus. The SI-5 eventually turn against GF. This is that eventually.

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    The monster-plant the Hephaestus crew started "growing" at their arrival at Night Vale has now a complete formed concience and witness a sweet heart-to-heart between the kids of likely two of the most big-mouthed podcast leads ever (aka Cecil and Doug).

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    While Eiffel is trying to make sense of his head, the recently "settled" Hephaestus crew recieves the visit of someone they thought dead...looking for someone who is, most definitively, DEAD
    Another Tuesday

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    Kids were never part of Jacobi's plan. Not by a long shot. (Then again, neither was the charismatic blunder that is Douglas Eiffel, and we all know how that turned out.)

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    After the end of Wolf359, our surviving crew arrives on Earth...and things won't be smooth and simple.
    But, when have they been for them?

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    A year or so after what's left of the Hephaestus crew get back to earth, they decide to take a road trip together to meet Eiffel's daughter. What could go wrong? A lot.

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    “And Hera,” Eiffel said. He swallowed thickly, and he knows he’s crying. “Hera, I—“

    The rising nausea made him pause, and the room began to swim around him, faster than before. Eiffel tried to speak, to tell Hera what he needed to tell her, but no words came out of his mouth. His head felt faint, and his vision quickly filled with black, and then he was falling, falling—

    Doug Eiffel wakes up at his house.

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    Small vignettes into the Crew of the USS Hephaestus and their ghosts.

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    "Mission."

    Punishment.

    "Spaceship."

    Jail.

    //Wolf 359 episode 11, "Am I alone now?"

    (doug eiffel character study bc i have feelings for him)

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    Group projects proves continue to be the worst, especially when new students mess with the way things are supposed to work.
    Plus, unrequited feelings, toddlers, and gratuitous amounts of Dave Malloy.

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    (title from Saturn by Sleeping At Last)
    Renee Minkowski and Dominik Koudelka knew that at that moment, children were out of the question.  They traveled around for their jobs too much, and they both worked odd hours that were not conducive to raising a child. But that doesn't mean they can't help their neighbor who's a single mother take care of her child.

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