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    There’s something living in the wood shed.

    With winter fast approaching it’s not surprising for animals to take shelter there. Last year he’d played host to a family of opossums nesting in the back corners.

    He isn’t sure what’s taken up residence this year, though. After noticing his new neighbor he left out food and water, both of which were untouched the next day. But whatever is in there is coming and going. Through the latched door, even. Which signals a level of intelligence beyond the usual woodland creature. A stray kobold? Or a goblin? He guesses and leaves food suitable for either. It remains untouched.

    That’s when his curiosity gets the better of him.

    Or, Local hermit druid finds a vampire in his shed and decides to adopt it as he would any other wounded animal. As one does.

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    "I'm not stupid, he wants to scream. He has feelings. He can think for himself. Please just try to understand me, he wants to beg. But all he can do is sob and whimper. Like some fucking dog."

    Astarion has always gone for the soft targets. Those who nobody would miss, those who are big and stupid enough to fall for his seductive words and follow him home. Bear seems like exactly that target: quiet, a bit dumb, and friendly. The fact he can't speak is a slight problem but in the face of illithid parasites, it's not much of a challenge. Bear will fall just like the rest.

    Or: Mute tav and shitty Astarion.

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    “Astarion, there is so much more to like about you than just the sex.” Lydia took his face in her hands and pressed her lips against him. “You’re charming… you’re intelligent… you’re funny… you’re thoughtful in your own strange way...” She punctuated each statement with another kiss until there were no more words, just the warmth of her lips against his over and over again like a declaration of the many thousands of little, nameless things that made Astarion worthy of love.

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    A loosely related and out of order collection of different intimate moments between my Tav: Lydia, and Astarion. As horrible and wonderful as it always is to grow to know another person.

    (smut's at chapter 4)

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    The longer he stands there the more his eyes adjust to the brightness, bringing the rest of the world into focus. He stands atop a rocky cliff face overlooking some wide body of water - river or ocean he can’t quite tell. Has water always been that blue? Have trees always been that green? For several long minutes he just stares at the sunlit world, taking in colors he forgot existed and letting the warmth seep into his bones.

    Voices coming from down the path jar Astarion back to the present. To the unpleasant reality of his situation. Sudden ability to walk in the sun notwithstanding, everything else is shit. A quick inventory of his person reveals no serious injuries from the crash - lucky - but also that he is bereft of everything save the clothes on his back. And the little knife at his belt. M’keon’s gift.

    Shit, M’keon.

    Scenes from an alternate ending of The Green Man and the Vampire that follows the game plot.

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    What happens when unworthy men fall in love?

    (Two drabbles that started as exercises and became mirrors to each other.)

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    Tav had a life before she was abducted and met everyone. She had a job, family, and a home. She had hoped to share at least some of that with Astarion, they’d been friends after all, but he disappeared after the Netherbrain had been dealt with. Even after Tav had found somewhere to settle, there was still no word.
    She had no intention of waiting for him.
    Tav has her own things to deal with. Her own past haunts her, and she does not have time to deal with Astarion and his drama.

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    playing in gay_corvid's sandbox a bit <3 Roland finds out that Halsin has been keeping a secret from him for a while now.

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    Tav never cared about sex. It was a thing that most people want, but she did not; it was that simple. She has much more important things to worry about between all her new friends(?) and their various issues, the tadpole set to turn her into a monster, a cult, and her own desire to go home.
    Astarion has a lot of trouble understanding this.

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    Astarion is confused about why he can’t seduce Tav. Tav is asexual. Tav likes Astarion but knows he can’t be what Astarion wants. Astarion doesn’t know what he wants.

    Or

    A retelling of events after the Tiefling party til the end. Two idiots that need to heal from their past. A vampire who is in desperate need of critical race theory and how not to be an asshole book. A Tiefling who has no self-preservation skills. Friends because what is life without the miracle of friendship. A story of cycles and how to break them.

    igydar by adrienne lenker

    Please read all the tags and the beginning summary of the first chapter for further explanation on tags.

    Follow me on twt or instagram for updates !! @ beelzebubmaycry.

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    It angered Astarion to no end. By all means, Wren would’ve been an easy mark. They had a bleeding heart, which was quite unbecoming for someone in their line of work. They had rescued him after seeing him hurt once. And yet he hadn’t so much as kissed them. By all accounts, he should have bedded them days ago. He should have felt their infernally hot flesh against his cold, dead, skin. It drove him mad. If not his body, what in the hells did Wren want him for?

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    Exploring the idea of Astarion being in an asexual relationship with my Tav, Wren. (This idea has not left my mind for so long you have no idea)

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    In terms of love and loss, he believed in love. And Gale did love her, heart and soul...so was it really so selfish he wanted to relish it by her side in what few remaining days he had?

    In terms of love and loss, she knew of loss. But Nox'ani did love him, heart and soul...and yet, if she couldn't even protect him from himself, was it really so selfish she wanted to protect her own heart from the impending grief?

    A philosophical disagreement and rising tensions lead to a heated argument. Gale needs something to cling to in what could be his last few days...and Nox? Nox isn't a fan of pedestals.

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    Astarion attempts his tried-and-true seduction tactic on you at the tiefling party.
    He learns, and reckons with the idea, that you are asexual.
    -
    Title from We'll Never Have Sex by Leith Ross (obviously)

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    "They say that the only thing a vampire can feel is hunger." For the longest time, Astarion, a vampire spawn who has been tortured by hunger for centuries, believed that. But then, he meets Kalliope, a sweet-voiced bard who, as it turns out, has a lot of blood to give - and awakens feelings Astarion never knew were still possible.

    This is a roleplay log between tastylittletiny (Kalliope/Tav) and vorare (Astarion).

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    “I don't want you to ever say you love me like that again. Please,” Hemtael stated, and Astarion’s eyes widened slightly in shock before the mask magically re-shifted back into place.
    “Of course darling. I’ll save the “I love you”s for when we’re getting married at the end of this wonderful adventure we’re on,” he replied venomously, smiling and showing his sharp teeth.

    Hemtael can't get the comment Astarion made at the tiefling party out of his head, and finally decides to talk to him about it.

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    The tiefling straightens, lifts their visor with one hand and -

    "Oh, you've got to be kidding me."

    "Asty."

    "Tyiye." 

    ✿✿✿

    Out of all the hundreds and thousands of talents Astarion possesses, fixing his completely useless car isn't one of them. Possibly because it's manual labour and he's never been eager to chip a nail over something as drab as a broken headlight. But the damned thing needs fixing. Again. And again. And then again, again.

    And the mechanic who always repairs it is the worst thing to ever happen to him.

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    Tav loves Wyll. Does Wyll love Tav? And would he still love him even if he never wanted more than to touch without sexual intent?

    Or Wyll says “there will be a time for us” and Tav is confused on why he said that after they kissed.

    maps by yeah yeah yeahs

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    What if Tav was a smart dumbass? What if they were, at the same time, great and terrible at reading people? What if Astarion’s seduction didn’t work as planned? Or worse, what if it backfired?

    Updates on Monday

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    Astarion loops the hand around to sit under her chin, and her nerves scream.

    “What do you say, lover?”

    “I’m gay!” Hilaria shouts out, entirely not what she was planning, but perhaps what she was thinking.

     

    or:

    Astarion tries to ensure his safety in the group and Hilaria is oblivious, until she isn't. She’s frankly forgotten no one knows of what a crippling lesbian she is.

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    Wren walked to the stream, taking in the sound of the water gently rushing through. The soft sounds were calming, just what they needed after the fight from earlier. They took off their boots and peeled off their sweat-soaked socks. They took a moment to wash the socks in the river, before setting them on a tree branch to dry. They took off their trousers next, giving them a quick wash in the river before leaving them to dry as well.

    They continued the routine until they were completely nude, and their clothes were sopping wet and hanging on a tree branch. They waded into the river with the soap and comb in hand. Wren’s body was a tapestry of scars. A lot of scars from old fights that had long since been stitched together, including a pair of mastectomy scars on their chest. They sat down, the water now at their waist. Slowly, the tiefling worked the dirt, grime, and blood off their purple skin. They hummed a tune to themself as they did, and as the water began to be stained red, they properly sang to themself.

    (OR)

    A series of one-shots about my Tav (Wren) rediscovering their love for singing (because of one very poetic vampire) after repressing that love for many years.

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    Tav was a weird bard, but there was something endearing about their tangents and good heart. Even Astarion warmed up to their kindness. Love was contagious like that.

    Baldur's Gate 3, but the whole camp is a queer platonic polycule, and there's so much unconditional love.

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    3/?
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    2
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    38
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