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Kai uses a pick-up line on Zane.
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love like spring by Anonymous
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
06 Oct 2025
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liking sakura is similar to spring. it brings fresh flowers and warmer weather, but the cold can still nip at you occasionally. though, in the end, spring is still lovely to behold.
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Wik’s gaze flicks up briefly before his mouth closes around the straw. Normally, Porsche would watch for Wik’s reaction, the surprise and grudging approval for Porsche’s bartending skills. He’d smile when the second taste of the drink lingered longer than the first.
Unfortunately for Porsche, his mind plays through Wik’s potentially orgasmic response to his cocktail in high-definition, and he’s not patient enough to wait for the real thing to disappoint him.
“You know,” Porsche says, without any filter from his brain to his mouth, “you could be sucking on something else right now.”
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Justin encourages his boyfriend to attend a Star Trek meet up at their local comic con. It seems like a great idea… until Clementine walks in looking like sex-on-an- intergalactic- stick and he isn’t the only one who notices.
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Sungjin and Younghyun bond over being freshly discharged from the military and try to live as your ordinary uni student civilians
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do you have a bandaid? ('cause i scraped my knee falling for you) by wolfinink
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
29 Sep 2025
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"No, I need a bandaid," Kiryu says calmly, pointing one finger at his cheek. "Right here. Could you put it on for me, Sakura-chan?"
Sakura blinks again, like a cat squinting suspiciously at a toy mouse. "But you just hit yourself—"
"I didn't," Kiryu says, like the bald-faced liar he is. "I got hurt and I need a band-aid, please."
"But you—"
"I have no clue what you're talking about, Sakura-chan."
"But—"
"I'm awfully wounded and need immediate medical attention, Sakura-chan."
(5 times Kiryu tried to flirt with Sakura + 1 time he didn't)
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Emergency Transport to Her Heart by thegreenfox
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Sep 2025
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“Ah excuse me for my forwardness. Are you comfortable with me touching the ankle? I need to check the damage.” The paramedic smiled an awkward smile, as if she made some sort of mistake, but Sara could only think of the fact that she smiled. At her. She nodded. Trust me, I am very comfortable.
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A Beatles fanfic
Even tho John has been friends with Paul for so long he’s been getting a new feeling for him but why now?
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“Jinko.” Akutagawa’s voice was sharp at his shoulder, sleeve tugging him back toward the cart. “Focus. We have things to get.”
“Right, right,” Atsushi said quickly, though his eyes had already snagged on a sign above a stack of long green vegetables. Zucchini, it said. On sale. Four dollars per kilo.
Atsushi blinked at the pile. Picked one up. Stared at its curve for a moment too long.
Which was exactly when Akutagawa finally tracked him down again, face set in irritation. “What are you–”
Atsushi held up the zucchini, eyes wide with earnest innocence.
“It kind of looks like yours.”
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atsushi and akutagawa go on a simple grocery run, nothing that could possibly go wrong. except everything goes wrong: accidental PDA, inappropriate jokes in the most public of places, and one too many moments that make akutagawa wish he could crawl into the floor… or throttle his boyfriend.
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They were getting married tomorrow.
And Smitty felt like a giddy little kid counting down the hours until their birthday or Christmas morning. But this was far more special. Far more nerve-wracking too.
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John and Smitty enjoy each other's company the night before their wedding.
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- Part 20 of Don't's and Do's💍
- Part 5 of the Fiancés (Krii7y)
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Celine returns home from her latest tour, ready to take a well deserved break, when she's approached by a rizzless, unconfident tourist. Surely, she's not actually desperate enough to humor his bad attempts at flirting, right?~
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Geralt isn't a fucking stalker.
He's not!
It isn't Geralt's fault that the livestreamer he's been watching online for four years(and maybe has a small celebrity-crush on) approached him in a bar!
JaskierTheBard, online musician and video-game streamer, might not know who Geralt is IRL, but he's clearly interested, and is it really so wrong if Geralt doesn't let on how much he already knows about the other man?~~~
A not-nearly-as-dark-as-it-might-sound tale about parasocial relationships, and the inherent problems therein.
Angst, smut, lies of omission, and a whole lot of references that probably won't make much sense if you don't know how Twitch and livestreaming work.Series
- Part 1 of Gamer Boy Bath Witcher
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Wukong goes to see one of Macaque's shadow plays for the first time.
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- Part 5 of Watch the Stars
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Cody has always looked up to the famous Cyber Hunter ChrisMcLean, and when he gets chosen along with 21 other teens to participate in a personal training camp he can’t help his excitement.
Drama, teens, and action get combined all together as one, but something more serious lingers behind the lines…
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This AU I’ve made has taken over me,,, just listening to the songs that inspired it make me explode so please enjoy this as I very slowly work on it :D
Thank you to my Beta reader pookie wookie @sabrine_bree !!! :3
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Complimentary colors go well together by Snek_you_fool
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
22 Sep 2025
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"I'm very sure I don't work here! All I want is to see you finally smile."
"It's not that I don't smile. I just need a reason to do so."
"Maybe I'll be that reason then!"
"That was a real good joke...", Shiho chuckled now having a pretty big grin on her face.
"I wasn't joking."
"Huh?"
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#SHEHERFORMIZUKI
Moving forward Mizuki will be referred to as a girl. SHE/HER ONLY. Adjustments have been made.
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When Stanley wanted a normal day, he really wanted a normal day. He enjoyed the normalcy.
Yet unfortunately, once again, his normalcy was broken by a certain someone wanting to spend time with him (*cough* Jeremy *cough*). This time for a Restaurant meeting (NOT A DATE. surely not.).Series
- Part 14 of Microwave Narrator!!
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Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses
(pride & prejudice-esque komugi x meruem au)//
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all the times jisung uses a pick up line on chenle, and the one chenle gives him one back.
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Silver Linings and Second Chances by LaceKyoko1138 for minispice
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
15 Sep 2025
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An otherwise unassuming girl catches the eye of Sylvain. As she heads to choir practice, he claims he will sing praises to her as he would the goddess. Turns out he can't sing, but Wren finds him endearing anyway and hopes to get to know him despite the womanizing reputation. For once, someone sees right through Sylvain and he's not quite sure how to handle that.
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He knew he should have spoken about his feelings and how he felt like he wasn’t giving Danny as much as he deserves, but he didn’t have the heart to go back in front of the crowd and say it out loud. Duke was lucky enough that it was during the afternoon, so he didn’t have to take anymore classes during that time. ‘I’m sorry, I promise I’ll make something better.’ Duke thought as he wiped a few tears from his face and finally made it back to the manor.
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