Boys Being Idiots
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Harry, Draco and Ron put their collective marketable skills to good use and team up (poorly) to fight ghosts.
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For the longest time this fic was unofficially titled 'Kaner's not a hooker but Tazer probably wants him to be', and I really can't think of a better way to summarise it than that. Many words of Tazer fantasising, pining, jerking off, and paying for sex, because that's apparently how he rolls.
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Blaise Zabini's Non-Sensical Tale of Giants and Faeries by Sparcck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2012
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"Lesson one," Harry says, and Draco's put-upon sigh is cut short when Harry smacks Draco's left arse cheek with what feels like all of his force.
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Nothing gets to Oliver quite like Quidditch does.
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Found Out In-Between Sheets by alliterations
Fandoms: Subarashiki Kono Sekai | The World Ends With You
07 Jan 2013
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High School AU. Neku wants to talk. Not much talking gets done.
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- Part 3 of Bang The Doldrums
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“Stop picking at it,” Arthur says, because he doesn’t know how to deal with this suddenly sullen Merlin, quiet and thoughtful and upset. “You might aggravate it.”
“Won’t,” Merlin mutters, and clutches loosely at the wound, closing his eyes, teeth clenched. “You are such an utter pillock, Arthur, how could you put yourself at risk like that?”
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There’s a moment of silence but it’s not awkward or uncomfortable. Harry is oddly reassured just by the fact that Louis is on the other side of the phone. Everything still feels unbearable, but him, being there, it’s enough for now.
Harry’s never really come to terms with what goes on in his house when his mother isn’t home, has never admitted even to himself that this, this thing that’s happening to him, is real. Nearly nine years of sexual and physical abuse and he’s still trying to learn to grunt and bear it. He finds ways of coping, whether it be slicing his wrists or throwing up his dinner just because he needs control of something.
On the outside, he's a smiling, cheeky sixteen-year-old. On the inside though, Harry's broken, damaged goods tittering on the edge of hopelessness.
And then he meets Louis.
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- Part 1 of the one that saves me
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- Part 1 of Old FFNet Fics
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An adaption of the "fic a day" idea that is really just my excuse to write a wide range of pairings. Suggestions open.
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Roommate problems. AKA Rin walks in on Nitori masturbating, they have really good sex, and then they are both incredibly obnoxious about dealing with the aftermath.
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All that is gold does not glitter by JimmieJive for
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
21 Oct 2013
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Bilbo and Thorin really should have had this conversation before they got married.
Well at least they are having it now.In which both Thorin and Bilbo are ace but neither thought to mention this before they got married because they are a little emotionally stunted.
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- Part 1 of Asexual awareness week fics
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You should stay another night with me by Puppet_in_the_Corner
Fandoms: Pacific Rim (2013)
07 Jan 2014
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Chuck had thought he’d gotten over this crush years ago, but he hadn't thought that picking up a guy in a bar that his foggy, drunken brain identified as kind of looks like Raleigh Becket on his 21st birthday would backfire so spectacularly on him.
Not until after Operation Pitfall, when a woman looking for Raleigh Becket shows up with a 2 month old baby.
Oops.
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Four scenes.
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- Part 17 of Happy Household Club
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Kagami was never good with words.
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Tumblr prompt fic. Derek helps Stiles pack for college.
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Sound Track to Our Lives by Ryuuwriter
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
29 May 2016
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How do you recover from being so completely broken and unwanted, empty and alone? You wait for your Echo to come back to you.
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Meant To Crush Your World by alnima for just_in_cases
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Radio 1 RPF
11 Jul 2014
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When Nick gets home from his walk with Puppy there’s a note taped to his door, a sheet of paper with messy scrawl on it that reads, sorry for nothing. Nick growls, yanking the paper off the door and crumbling it up, throwing it across the hall towards Louis and Harry’s apartment before he disappears into his own, letting Puppy off her leash and getting to work.
Nick will be damned if he’s going to let an overgrown-monster of a child continue to ruin his life.
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Where Francis wakes up in the wrong house and Arthur is himself about it. A love/hate relationship ensues. Possible sexy-times later on.
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“Nice water pressure you have here, Tommo.”
“It figures you only love me for my amenities.”
Liam’s face went flushed for a moment but then he rolled his eyes.
OR: dumb boys being dumb
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- Part 30 of Wasted Youth// There Wasn't Much to Waste
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For the longest time this fic was unofficially titled 'Kaner's not a hooker but Tazer probably wants him to be', and I really can't think of a better way to summarise it than that. Many words of Tazer fantasising, pining, jerking off, and paying for sex, because that's apparently how he rolls.
Bookmarked by MontglaneChess
17 May 2012
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Awesomely hot, full of strange, possessive Jonny and eager Kaner, which is always a good thing.
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i should ink my skin with your name by tidesreach
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Radio 1 RPF
18 Sep 2012
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Harry bites his tongue and stops himself from saying something really, really stupid like, I love you. He could get away with it, he knows. Nick would probably laugh it off, but. But he doesn't feel up to taking the risk. Afraid to snap the very thin thread that's working incredibly hard to keep him from fucking this friendship up. Instead he pulls out his phone and texts Louis, We’re banned from Radio 1 Breakfast. :( x
or, the one where everyone but them knows they're dating
Bookmarked by MontglaneChess
16 Dec 2012
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Just the way I like my relationships. Dating/married without knowing it. :)
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As active as Danny's imagination was, however, as strong as all his fears could be at the thoughts of his little girl being taken away from him again, he'd forgotten to factor in one very important element: Steve.
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Stand Here At The Edge Of Something New by Chiomi for HalfFizzbin
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 May 2015
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This is Stiles’ last night of freedom before he’s married to a man he hasn’t seen in over a decade - not even photos, not even Facebook. He intends to make the most of it.
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- Part 2 of Hamster!
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Clint Barton is an Army sniper and sentinel whose tour is up. Phil Coulson is a guide working for SHIELD who brings in new sentinels.
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Bookmarked by Spectral_Aspen
23 Apr 2017
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actually kinda cute and fluffy
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“So let me get this straight, you’ve been in love with Lan Wangji for over half a year now, figured it out last night, had sex, and then just decided that you were meant to be?!”
“Yeah, pretty much.”
Jiang Cheng facepalmed. “And I defended you too…”
Alternatively:
In a world similar to the MDZS canon universe, people don’t experience romantic love until their heart beats.
Wei Wuxian has never experienced a heartbeat.Spanish translation by peoniesforLan: https://archiveofourown.to/works/29232711 or https://www.wattpad.com/story/257180492-right-hearted
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Josh is an emotional toddler. Helen is an evil genius. Matt is going to be president. Together, they have kinky sex. God help them all.
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Investment Banking For Beginners by thedevilchicken for beedekka
Fandoms: Assassins (1995), John Wick (2014)
26 Jul 2016
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He'd never meant to go back, but if Winston needed his help then retirement or no goddamn retirement, he was there. He owed him that.
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It's the Love of the Chase (That Created the Ride) by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Mar 2015
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Draco and Harry are new Auror partners. It's a bit dull. Until they finally see some spell action and things get a lot more interesting (in Draco's pants).
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"Goober?" Sam felt the air rush out of his lungs with a whoosh. All right, it was happening, it was really, actually happening--but it was still Josh who was asking him, and Josh was, rather comfortingly, still an asshole. "You're saying I'm a chocolate-covered peanut?"
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When Josh and Sam are caught kissing in a stairwell, their world will be turned upside down
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Josh is a submissive whose been hiding his preference by dating switches and avoiding questions for years until he goes on the campaign trail with Matt and Helen Santos. The unusually married dominants both fall for the bossy, aggravating sub that is Joshua Lyman to everyone except Donna's surprise. They must work out how to make a relationship like theirs work on the campaign trail and in the white house.
A story of clandestine dating, beds that are not steel reinforced and people who are bad at this whole relationship thing.
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A series that begins with Wrestlemania XIX, exploring the relationship between Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho and what it's like for someone who's not a part of the Clique to be adopted into their group.
Please note: These stories were written several years ago and several of them feature Chris Benoit. If that bothers you, don't read them. Thank you.
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Peter discovers Carter in the aftermath of an apparent suicide attempt, but all is not as it seems. (Complete warnings in Notes.)
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Families are like Fudge - mostly Sweet, with a few Nuts. by Vamillepudding for Hrafnsmal
Fandoms: Peaky Blinders (TV)
30 Nov 2019
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John meets Alfie in a bar, and promptly goes home with him.
Tommy meets Alfie the next morning, though he does not yet know the man’s name – he only sees him as Guy Who Is Standing Naked In My Kitchen.
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"You know," Toby said, pulling a cigar out of his inside coat pocket and regarding it thoughtfully, "I never found your relationship with Donna particularly baffling. I just figured you ran on sexual frustration like the rest of us."
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- Part 10 of Speranza Sampler
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You are a hardworking young actor that catches a big break, resulting in you attending your first big awards show. Among the famous faces you see that night, Tom Hiddleston. You only ever intended to admire him from afar, but he has different plans.
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- Part 1 of You've Only Just Arrived