Bucky Barnes' Impeccable Logic
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My Ass Belongs to a Cheap Ho, Let 'Em Know! by Anonymous
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Jun 2023
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After coming out of the ice and into the 21st century, Steve was immediately inducted into the Avengers and thrusted into the role of soldier again. The last thing he thought about was reading a damn contract, and how was he supposed to know what conjugal means? Years later, and he's still stuck in Tony's irritatingly nonchalant grip, but that ends today.
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The one where Bucky gets the idea of doing the equivalent of shooting a gun to the sky to keep the rent prices down, and gets Steve to depreciate his ass' value in the eyes of a certain narcissistic billionaire by having every guy in the Bronx occupy Steve's guts like Wall Street.
And nipple pasties. Those were more for himself, to be honest.