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Believing that everything in his life could be fixed if he had only become class president in High School, Heinz Doofenshmirtz uses his past invention, the De-Age-inator, to become 18 years old again and quickly enrolls in Danville High. However, in the high school political arena, Doof faces fierce competition from his opponent, a girl named Candace Flynn, whom smells something fishy about the new "exchange student" and soon sets out to bust him!
When the two are paired as lab partners, though, their mutual understanding soon works against them and turns their fierce rivalry into something neither of them expected.
Heinz now has to ask himself if he's evil enough to take his daughter's friend to the prom before taking over the Tri-State area, while Candace has to answer, once she gets the evidence she craved, if she's prepared to bust someone she's fallen in love with? And if she'll really be okay this time when everything disappears.
It seems neither teenagehood nor middle agedness is all it's cracked up to be.
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As Monogram, Carl and Perry wonder what caused Heinz Doofenshmirtz's descent back into evil...the evil scientist remembers - and keeps it to himself - the embarrassing incident that caused him to leave the Murphy household in disgrace.
An incident which all began with him simply walking the dog...
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When O.W.C.A first assigned Perry’s nemesis, they might have gotten a few details wrong.
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Perry The Platypus doesn’t find Doofenshmirtz and ends up beating up a random German Pharmacist instead.
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It’s very early in the morning and Major Monogram laments on his fate of having to call his best agent for a new mission. Though to his very negative surprise, it’s not Perry who answers said call.
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When Malifishmertz escapes from the great Midsummer Wode-Gathering Harvest Bonfire, the fugitive sorcerer decides to take a hostage with him, to ensure his safety back to his fortress.
However, when his choice turns out to be the tempestuous Candavere, the sorcerer finds that he has wound up with more than he bargained for, especially when she winds up getting badly burned along the way and in need of his care and doctoring,
Soon both parties find themselves uncomfortable over the whole situation in completely unexpected ways...and by that this summary means totally unexpected, unless you are familiar with this sort of tale.
What's an evil sorcerer to do when the perilous journey home becomes more fraught with icky and schmaltzy feelings than any actual real peril?
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Carl's not himself.
A black eye, a hoodie drawn tight, and a silence that says more than words ever could.
At OWCA, protocol says don’t ask questions.
But loyalty says otherwise.Series
- Part 4 of Missions That Matter
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A bruise. A hoodie. A silent arrival. When Carl shows up early and guarded, the OWCA team knows something’s wrong. As painful family truths surface, Monogram, Monty, and Perry make one thing clear—Carl doesn’t have to face it alone.
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- Part 3 of Missions That Matter
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Carl just got a zero on a ten-page, perfectly cited essay—because his font didn’t have enough “aura.”
It wasn’t the first time. After months of absurd grading, personal jabs, and being told his tie color clashed with his thesis, Carl is at his breaking point. The university won’t help. His professor has tenure. And Carl? He’s just an unpaid intern with student loans and a dream of finally graduating.
But he’s not alone.
Monty launches a full investigation. Monogram gears up for war. And Perry the Platypus? He’s already built a case file thick enough to take down a supervillain.
This time, the mission isn’t about saving the world—it’s about saving Carl’s future.
Operation: Academic Justice has begun.
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Carl’s been pushing himself too hard, juggling side jobs and hardly getting any rest. When he collapses at work, Major Monogram and Perry step in to help him slow down and take care of himself. Now, with some support and a little time to recover, Carl might just find a better balance
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Another message from home hits Carl hard. This time, quiet support comes from the most unexpected of places: a granola bar... and a platypus.
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- Part 2 of Missions That Matter
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When a harsh voicemail from Carl’s parents shakes his confidence, Major Monogram reminds him why his work—and he—matter.
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- Part 1 of Missions That Matter
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Rewrite of Phineas and Ferb. Characters have more personality and development throughout the story, it's trimmed down to just 104 days like the theme song would imply, and some characters that disappeared in canon, like Django and Jenny, have larger roles here. (Now has a TV Tropes page.)
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- Part 1 of Dwampyverse
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Carl's pretty sure he isn't the kind of guy most people want to spend time with. He knows he's a little odd and a little too much, and carries around just enough emotional baggage to make everyone else uncomfortable. He's spent most of his life getting by with just himself and his platypus best friend and so far, that's worked perfectly fine for him. That is, until an unfortunate series of coincidences pulls him and Paul together, forcing Carl to realize this stranger might be different than most people. Unfortunately bad decisions on Monogram's part bring back a shady figure from Carl's past. Will he be able to find the voice to stand up for himself? Would anyone still want to be around him if he did? Will he ever be able to get the paperwork done?
This story follows Carl's journey in discovering his own self-worth and processing a difficult period of time in a 3rd person, past-tense POV. Contains a brief depiction of past sex with dubious consent, as well as mentions of stalking. It does have a happy ending, and a good bit of Carl/Paul fluff because Carl deserves more love and I intend to give it to him.
(Please don't ask why Carl/Paul. It was a joke at first but bro, I don't think it's a joke anymore.)
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nameless grave by gabrieros (alienboyv)
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011), Phineas and Ferb
05 Nov 2024
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And Carl is seeing this Doofenshmirtz dismantling (because what else could you call it?) a very alive, fleshy Perry the Platypus and turning him into what they saw. What they met. Platyborg.
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"Good morning, Agent P. I hope you enjoyed Lair Entrance: The Ride. The agency wanted to make coming into work more exciting. It was either that or a huge bonus check. Well, in focus group tests, 6-year-olds overwhelmingly preferred singing animals to a piece of paper with numbers on it."
Just a little prequel to The Lake Nose Monster.
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Coming Clean... by Tiago1717
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011)
21 Aug 2023
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It was sort of ironic how he has fought against high-risk criminals, terrorists, supervillains, mad scientists, and all kinds of terrifying people without a hint of hesitation or fear.
But, yet, revealing who he really was to his family terrified him.
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After ten years, Perry decides to leave O.W.C.A.
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A mission with the enemy by Fatinha_Desiners_06
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law
19 Aug 2023
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It was a normal day until Carl was called by Major Monogram to work on a mission with his son Monty.
That would be a problem because Carl didn't get along with Monty and a lot of people didn't know why.
But Monty himself knew....and he knew it wasn't recent....it was a problem much further back in time.And that's when we're going to dive in too.
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A missão com o inimigo. by Fatinha_Desiners_06
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law
19 Aug 2023
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Era um dia normal até Carl ser chamado por major Monograma para trabalhar em uma missão com o seu filho Monty.
Isso iria ser um problema pois Carl não se dava bem com Monty e muita gente não sabia porque.
Mas o próprio Monty sabia....e sabia que não era recente....era um problema muito mais para trás no tempo.E é nesse tempo em que vamos mergulhar também.
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Carl regretted lashing out as soon as it happened. He didn’t mean to. He really didn’t, but he was just so tired. Tired of hearing that stupid name. Being referred to as something he’s not. It’s just become too much for him.
TW: last homophobia/transphobia, fears of transphobia. Implied misgendering and deadnaming.
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Ever since Phineas and Ferb Fletcher had adopted they're pet platypus, Perry, they always had the perfect life with him...Though, despite being a normal platypus, the boy's never knew about the secret; The secret of Perry being a secret spy, 'Agent P', who had to keep this secret from his own family for his ENTIRE life.
But, that will all change today.Series
- Part 1 of The Secret's Out: Season 1