17 Works in Competitive Patrick Brewer
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Patrick and Ronnie compete in Ray's pumpkin carving contest.
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- Part 8 of as good a place to fall as any
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[Podfic] Do I have to spell it out for you? by Amanita_Fierce, B13_MaybeThisTime, HowOldAreWe, skipperpods (thesleepyskipper)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
18 May 2022
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Patrick withdrew his hand and pointed his thumb towards himself. “You’re looking at the West Canthor Adult Spelling Bee champion for the last five years.”
David raised his eyebrow and nodded. “Ah.” He really didn’t have interest in bonding over spelling, though he had to admit he was somewhat intrigued. And also glad that this guy was from the other side of the country, so not really a threat to his title. “So you’re just visiting the area?” He could work with a visitor. A one- or two-night stand was just what David could use right now.
Podfic of Do I have to spell it out for you? by sweaters_in_the_summer.
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David runs his thumb across the color-coded keyboard. His expansive vocabulary is practically genetic, and now that he knows the stakes, he’s invested. He lets his fingers tap across the screen in thought, ignoring the whimper from the other side of the counter.
“David, just give me my phone back.”
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After reading “Heading up to bat” by Obsessedwithdavrick, I had to know who won the damn prize.
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For the Frozen Over prompt:
Patrick takes up knitting one winter. Except he’s really bad at it. His hats don’t look like hats, his sweaters are never the right size, and his color combinations are atrocious. David wears it all anyways.Except I got myself kicked out for not reading word count minimum rules and couldn't let go of my Very Specific counts
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Five times Patrick knits something for David...and one time David returns the favor. -
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Patrick withdrew his hand and pointed his thumb towards himself. “You’re looking at the West Canthor Adult Spelling Bee champion for the last five years.”
David raised his eyebrow and nodded. “Ah.” He really didn’t have interest in bonding over spelling, though he had to admit he was somewhat intrigued. And also glad that this guy was from the other side of the country, so not really a threat to his title. “So you’re just visiting the area?” He could work with a visitor. A one- or two-night stand was just what David could use right now.
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I Never Felt That Way About Anyone by lucianowriter for Colourcodedbinders
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
08 Apr 2021
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A continuation of Kiss The Teacher.
Now that David and Patrick’s marriage is known to their students two of them realize a pattern. David and Patrick never fail to mention their husband every class. So they decide to start a tally.
Title from I Had a Dream Last Night by Noah Reid
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- Part 2 of Teachers In Love
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When Ronnie and Roland bring up David's experience at the Annual Turkey Shoot, Patrick gets a tad competitive. Unfortunately, things don't exactly go as planned
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The Haunted High (and middle and elementary) School the event of the Schitt’s Creek Halloween season. Businesses are asked to sponsor groups of students as they decorate the school Halloween weekend for one of the largest school fundraisers of the year. Middle schoolers are responsible for making the side for little kids, soft and sweet, while the high schoolers get to pull out all the horror stops.
David wishes that Rose Apothecary could be on the little kid side. This year Twyla’s Cafe Tropical, Ivan Baking and the Vet Clinic have transformed the first floor into a Candy Land-Kwazy Kupkakes-Tim Burton’s Willy Wonka mashup. Patrick has offered that Rose Apothecary could sponsor two rooms, as Ray does. He entirely misses the point that their aesthetic doesn’t trade in blood and gore. Not that they trade in psychedelic sweets either.
However, Rose Apothecary cannot be doing sweet and soft, though, because Lee’s Contracting does the actually terrifying side and Ronnie boasted about her win count to Patrick once and now it’s a thing.
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David Rose is a wonderful husband who supports Patrick in all of the things he likes to do.
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When town council sponsors a Halloween yard decorating contest, new homeowner Patrick is determined to not only win but to beat Ronnie for the ultimate prize of bragging rights. David is not happy with the spooky spectres meddling with his perfect English cottage aesthetic or Patrick and Ronnie's continued feud but he tries his best to not get involved as the two battle it out for the title of creepiest lawn in town.
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Roland ignores him and wonders over to paw at the rack of cat fur scarves. “I’ve heard how it goes for people, after that first year of marriage. Never happened to me and Jocelyn, of course, but not everyone has the same fire as us.”
“Pardon?” Patrick pinches himself just to check this isn’t a terrible dream.
Roland walks up and pats him on the arm. “Hey, there’s no harm in admitting you might need to spice things up in the bedroom.”
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Hold These Words As The Sweetest Embrace by FrizzleNox for Point_of_no_return
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
29 Aug 2020
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5 Times Patrick kissed David at the Rose Apothecary, and one time David kissed Patrick
Lots of cute fluff between boyfriends at the beginning of their relationship.
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David considered Patrick a calm, rational, level-headed guy, but when it came to the baseball, Patrick kept trying to prove him wrong.
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You know what's really great? Having a boyfriend at summer camp. You know what's not great? Trying to play sports in front of him. Especially when you HATE SPORTS like David Rose hates sports.
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It started as a joke, as these things often do. And though it took nearly a year, Patrick made good on a drunken promise to David - that they would christen every damn room in their new home.
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- Part 5 of The sequence and series of events
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David and Patrick don't meet at Ray's. Instead, David is dragged along to the Schitt's Creek baseball games every weekend, and develops an unexpected interest in the sport.
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- Part 3 of Nice To Meet You
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Keeping his voice soft, Patrick spoke at David’s ear. “Hey, David?”
“Mm?”
“Did you change the way the toilet paper is facing?”
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Patrick discovers that David has deep feelings about which way the toilet paper goes, and challenges him to a bet.
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- Part 1 of Domestic Disputes