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    Flufftober Day 3: In Vino Veritas

    It starts with a ridiculous raffle and twenty cases of wine. It ends with Eddie confessing his feelings on a couch at midnight.
    Somewhere in between, Buck learns that Eddie Diaz is a lightweight when it comes to wine —and a heavyweight when it comes to love.

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    He ran his hands down Tyler’s back, telling his drunk mind to shut the fuck up.

    Buck’s back has more muscles.

    Buck’s biceps are larger.

    Buck would kiss better.

    Buck’s hands are bigger.

    Buck

    Buck

    “Buck,” Eddie moaned, as Tyler began sucking on his neck.

    --

    Eddie meets an old friend at an emergency, who asks him to meet up for a couple of drinks. Unfortunately, drunk Eddie is even worse than sober when it comes to his feelings about a certain curly haired man

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    Eddie hates Buck's parents. Buck hates Eddie's parents. They swear they're never drinking again after they drunkenly invite all four of them to a dinner party.

    Of course they agree on pretending to be recently married, just so they piss their parents off and make them leave as early as possible, get it over with. Because what other option could they possibly have?

    When dinner comes, not only are they having the worst night of their lives, they also end up jeopardizing their friendship.

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    It shouldn’t have mattered much that Eddie was currently drunkenly rambling about Shohei Ohtani and the Dodgers while the team lounged at a booth in a dive bar none of them could remember the name of. But, as much as Buck was loath to admit it, it did matter.

    -

    Eddie comes out, and suddenly, Buck develops an intense one-sided beef with Dodgers all-star Shohei Ohtani. Drunken shenanigans ensue.

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    Several group chats containing the members of the 118.

    bruh i hate writing in capital leters its honestly driving me mad
    my new laptop is so ahh i have to slam my fingers down to tye cause the keys dont register im so done
    anyway im british so lowkey if there are some bitish references or i say mum instead of mom just know its muscle mmory and the word mom drives me up the walls
    anyways have fun guyss

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    Eddie shifts his focus, he had a real reason to call Buck.

    “Buck,” he interrupts.

    “ — Uh, yeah, Eddie?” Buck replies, a little caught off guard.

    “Are we together? Do you wanna be with me, like, for real?”

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    “You know.” Eddie slightly slurs. “This is actually all your fault.”
    “Excuse me?” Chimney fires back “What the hell did I do?”
    “You just had to be a big hero!” Eddie scoffs, waving his hands around. “I don't even know how you did it with his huge head. He had to weigh five hundred pounds.”

    Or Drunk Eddie Blames Chimney for why they all had to deal with that man at all.

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    ""Why aren’t we already married?”
    Buck froze. “What?”
    “Seriously,” Eddie mumbled, swaying. “You’re nice. You make pancakes. You’re good with Chris. I wanna kiss you so bad.”
    There was no room to respond..."

     

    Or, the 5 times Eddie confesses to Buck when he's drunk. Plus the 1 time they face it all sober.

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    Wind tugged at his hair as Evan dashed towards a new future- a hopefully brighter future. His legs pounded into the concrete floor and the further he ran the more his muscles began to ache. His racing heart mirrored the race he was competing in to flee his home. Amongst all of this though, there was a smile on his face because he was now his own man officially now and there were no restrictions left in his life.

    ~

    When your only friend in life is the loneliness that smothers you it's no surprise you end up running away from home. This is the story of Evan Buckley in an alternate universe where he ran away from the Buckley parents if the Buckley parents treated Evan worse than what is written into the canon.

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    The button of Eddie’s flies was popped open.

    Buck visits Eddie to shake off a nasty shift ... only to find Eddie half-naked, drunk and dancing

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    "Eddie. please. don't."
    Eddie rolled his eyes, scoffing.
    "Look, dude. would you just fuck off. let a guy jump if he wants-" he slurs as he slowly turns to face the voice. He blinks, mouth agape as he stares back into the blue eyes.
    Those soft blonde curls blew in the wind. And God, Eddie could smell his conditioner from here. And those damn blue eyes kept staring at him.
    Alive.
    Okay. He was really drunk. Too drunk.
    "what the fuck-"
    or
    Buck dies from the lightning strike and decides to haunt a coping Eddie.

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    Family bonding night on the beach with a bonfire. Drunk Eddie knows Sober Eddie has issues, and that's really none of his business.

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    What really happened at Chimney’s bachelor party after the team left, the drinks kept flowing, and the music got louder.

    Eddie gives in to his urges and Buck takes that as permission to do exactly what he’s wanted to do for a very long time.

    ***

    or, everything goes sideways after Eddie kisses Buck

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    Ravi sighed. "You are acting like he belongs to you. You guys are friends," Ravi told him.

    No, I'm acting like he's my boyfriend!

    Eddie turned back to him. "We aren't friends!" He blurted out.

    Oh.

    OH.

    Shit.

    Chimney and Ravi both gasped. "What?" Chimney asked behind them.

    He sighed. "Buck and I, we are not friends, haven't been for a month. He's my boyfriend, okay?" He sounded small when he finally spoke his truth.

    OR; Ravi needs a friend, Buck and Eddie are newly together, and Eddie has a lot of feelings about it.

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    A drunk Eddie accidentally squishes a cockroach in his kitchen and gives it a proper burial in his backyard out of guilt. The universe is moved by this wildly unnecessary act of compassion and blesses (or curses) him with the ability to hear and speak to animals.

    Alternatively, Eddie finds out that the firehouse dog trash talks them, the pigeon next door is a flat earther, and that he might be crazy when the ghost of the dead cockroach visits him in a dream to counsel him through his feelings for Buck.

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    Buck blinked, “Thank you, Captain Obvious, I know that. I was dog sitting for a friend.”

    “What friend?”

    “Why does that matter?” Buck blinked at Eddie, who stared at him intently, head tipped.

    “Because we don’t have a friend who owns a dog.”

    “You don’t know all my friends?”

    “Yes the fuck I do. We’ve been weirdly attached for years now and suddenly you’re telling me I don’t know all your friends? Lies. Fallacy and lies. Whose dog? Is this your mistress?”

    Buck scoffed, “Eddie, I’m single, I don’t have a mistress.”

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    Buck Buckley and Eddie Diaz vs. the perils of trying not to out yourselves on the internet.

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    buck is a jet ski rental worker by day and a bartender by night at a beach in peru. after chris shows up at his rental stand and it makes buck and eddie spark up conversation (read: flirtations), buck finds out eddie's not only shipping off to afghanistan for the second time, but also getting divorced since his wife decided to leave for california without him or their son. And he needs someone to watch his son. coincidentally, chris loves hanging with buck. what if they got married so chris didn't have to legally stay with his parents, who want him to stay in texas?

    or the beach au

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    When Karen suggested a night out with the whole gang — a Pride event at a gay bar — Eddie had been an immediate yes.

    Sure, he had yet to come out to the team — had hardly had time to process it all himself, outside of the realisation that he had entirely not platonic feelings for his best friend and current housemate — but a night out was still a chance to all hang out. Between getting set back up in LA, Maddie having her baby, and Bobby’s resurrection, it had been a while since they managed to wrangle the whole group together.

    Eddie just didn’t realise until the ensuing group chat working through logistics, that that included one Josh Russo — Public Enemy Number One.

    Or: Eddie is not homophobic. He's Joshphobic.

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    The version of 8x14 where Eddie and Chris are back in L.A. where they belong and not in fucking El Paso.

    This also has Bobby and Athena being confirmed 100% Buck's adopted—TRUE parents.

    Also Buddie confessions and first kiss!

    Excuse any medical inaccuracies.

    And for clarification, no one dies. Everyone will come out of this fine! They will need some time to recover, that's all.

    BOBBY NASH DOES NOT DIE.

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    Eddie blatantly lies to keep this guy away from Buck without any reason. It's probably because of the alcohol. Alcohol makes him jealous, clingy, hot.

    Makes him watch Buck bashing karaoke night like he is the last person in the world.

    Strangely, makes him think too much about how good Buck looks.

    And how much better he would look if he can get him home and rip off his clothes.

    Nothing weird about it.

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