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    Highschool(ish) AU. Tenna managed to gain weight while dating Spamton senior year. Prom was good, but Tenna is shipped off to camp for the summer. Spamton finds out this so-called ‘camp’ is a glorified weight loss scheme. Horrified (and guilty), Spamton decides to make the experience better for Tenna by visiting. A mutual kink is discovered as Spamton ups the ante to intervene with Tenna’s impending weight loss. Will these messy, inexperienced nineteen year olds overcome the odds? Or will Tenna be forced to lose his precious relationship along with his weight?

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    Thanos’ eyes finally flicker back to life, flitting up to Nam-gyu’s. He blinks a couple times in rapidfire, like he’s regaining fucking consciousness or some shit, and his posture shifts — his shoulders rising as he opens and closes his mouth before dropping: “Do you need help?”

    Nam-gyu’s not quite sure he heard him right. “The fuck did you just say?”

    Or: Nam-gyu injures his wrist and can’t jerk off. Thanos offers a helping hand.

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    Hannibal regresses at the cliff house.

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    Watching an old horror film with your boyfriend in your dormitory is what you’d describe as a perfect night.
    The sex was great too.

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    Your life changed forever that fateful night—the moment you found him: alone, reeking of cheap liquor, and teetering on the edge of hypothermia. He was essentially a stranger, an unexpected detour in your path to a new life. And yet, from that moment on, nothing was ever the same. It all began with a part-time job you’d begrudgingly taken in October—a decision you once regretted, but now couldn’t imagine not making. Because if you hadn’t, you never would’ve gotten so close with Kevin Spencer. And you never would’ve known the chaos, the wonder, and the heartbreak of letting someone like him into your life.

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    6/?
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    45
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    Mike drank too much after band meeting and Chester takes care of him. Set just before Minutes to Midnight.

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    4/?
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    Bakugou’s hit with a truth quirk—72 hours of brutal honesty or chest-crushing pain. He can handle that. What he can’t handle is Kirishima sitting too close, asking all the wrong questions, and making it impossible to hide the one truth he’s never dared to say.
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    If this thing was real—and it sure as hell felt real—Bakugou was in serious danger.

     

    Not of dying. No. Worse.

     

    Of talking.

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    Modern AU.

    56 year old Emmrich Volkarin, botany professor at the Nevarran University, hires Zea Aldwir as a part of his housekeeping staff. Little does he know that this woman half his age will turn his carefully scheduled life completely upside down.

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    Every mile brought him closer to breaking.

    Two hours of you sitting on his lap, hips rocking with every turn of the road, skirt riding higher and higher as he sat silent behind you, jaw tight, zipper strained, every ounce of his control slipping with each subtle grind.

    The lakehouse may be the destination, but the second everyone else is out of earshot? That’s when the real ride begins.

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    Hey everyone welcome to, “Counting Down.” It is the long-awaited sequel to “Counting” and I would suggest reading “Counting” first.

    If you do enjoy “Counting Down”, please read some of my other works: Counting, Bear & Cub, Not Capable of Love, Go Bag (Look for this in “Boys of Grizzly Valley”), Fire (Look for this in “Boys of Grizzly Valley”) and Jaded (on AO3). Please take a few minutes to drop me a comment to let me know if “Counting Down” is for you or a Kudo to let me know I’m doing well.

    “The Universe is Made of Stories, Not of Atoms” -Muriel Rukeyser

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    If you asked Reo, he’d tell you he held no grudge for what Nagi did. Sure, he’d abandoned him for Isagi even after all Reo did for him, he’d left behind the person who introduced him to soccer, and had him pulling bristles off his toothbrush. If you asked Chigiri, he’d say it was totally creepy.

    Though, of course, he didn’t care. Nagi could do whatever he wanted. It didn't matter to him. Obviously. Whatever.

    Tell that to the eye contact that they made at Chigiri’s party. Or the way the blood rushed straight to Reo’s cock. Or the way he *approached* Nagi despite how he really felt. Or the way he was furiously humping his thigh, drink slack in hand, like nothing happened.

    When his feelings—the ones he *definitely* didn’t have—came rushing back, what was he meant to do then? Just.. stop grinding against him? Yeah, as if.

    The way Nagi was looking at him had him on the verge of pouring his heart out, though.

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    Aesop finally finds the courage to confess his attraction to Victor as the conditions of their manor group become more tense day by day, their relationship blossoming through their overwhelming love for eachother and the unique (perverted) ways they show that love.

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    “God, Miya, they’re trying to get laid, not providing you your own little private lessons on how to fuck.” At this, Kyo’s eyes flashed and his mouth twitched a little. Kyo grabbed the back of his neck, eyes searching the room as his face got ruddy and contorted with nervousness. “I, um…” He started to rub the nape of his neck, eyes meeting Miya’s for a second before fluttering away again, [...] “I’ve been in your position, and I know how desperate you can feel. It can make you do some stupid things,” Kyo rubbed his head and growled in frustration as he fought against his next words, “and I don’t want you to do anything you can’t come back from. Just… let me help you.”
    “Like… finding me a good guy?”
    “If I knew how to do that, I wouldn’t be single. I mean…” Kyo threw his head forward and groaned, “Don’t you get what I’m saying?” He lifted his face to see Miya, still puzzled, and he continued, “No? God dammit.” Kyo paused momentarily. “Let me be your first. That’s what I’m saying.”

    Or: Miya is sent down a rabbithole of enemas, buttplugs, hookup apps, prepping, and finding his prostate when he accepts Kyo's proposal to be his first.

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    After watching Spencer suffer from headaches, Derek offers him a head massage. When Spencer gets turned on by Derek pulling his hair, it forces Derek to have to deal with his less than platonic feelings for Spencer. In an effort to make it up to Spencer, he realizes that he might not be the only one with feelings.

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    Renjun gives him a skeptical once-over. “So you wouldn’t do it again?”

    Chenle tenses. “Do what? Kiss Jisung?” He rubs his now sweaty palms against his pants, nervous. He didn’t expect a tipsy kiss with his best friend to lead to such intense interrogation. “I—I mean, I don't know.”

    “Right,” Renjun says.

    in which: Everyone knows about Chenle's crush on Jisung except for Chenle and Jisung themselves.

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    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
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    45
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    Jean grinds against Sasha in his sleep.

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    Hongjoong has never seen someone like Seonghwa in a place like this before, but where has he seen her?

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    Is it weird to go to your local bookstore to see if they have copies of the porn magazine you're featured in?

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    Hi guys! Hope you like the Apritello fic. I figured if anyone can pull off wholesome sex, it's these two! Plus, it's fun to explore their relationship beyond what the show provides us.

    I was a bit shy to post this but needed to prove my smut writing chops to my friend lmao

    In any case, enjoy!

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    - Хорошо, - говорит Хината. Кагеяма ждет, только на другом конце провода тишина. - Я делаю это, - говорит ему Хината через минуту.
    - Что... я сказал, потрогай! - говорит Кагеяма.
    - Это и делаю! - отвечает Хината.

    Неуклюжие придурки делают некоторые открытия.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    A 2 part fic of Josuke (JJBA) and Y/N.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    1
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