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It's been five years since the Second Wizarding War where Voldemort was defeated. The wizarding population has been in decline for years, with fewer births of magical children. Because of this, the Ministry of Magic decides to enact a controversial law that will affect unmarried witches and wizards by using ancient magic to create matches that will produce strong magical children.
The law states that any unmarried witch or wizard between the ages of 20 and 35 will receive their matches via owl and have only a month to agree to the pairing or they'll be forced to give up their wand. While couples are matched based on magical compatibility and magical ability, it doesn't take into account the feelings of those affected. And this is how, against all odds, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy end up being matched.
While Hermione is trying to think any and all ways to get out of this arrangement, Draco sees this as his way to earn her forgiveness and make amends while secretly hoping she'll fall in love with him. While the law allows for appeals, they rarely get approved and with a time limit to comply on producing an heir, Hermione and Draco have to find a way to at least be friends. -
Breaking the Potions Professor by HalfBloodObession (Jessica_Hewitt)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2025
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Years after the war, Hermione Granger tried to live the life everyone expected of her: a Ministry job, a quiet flat, and a safe routine. But peace did not suit her. Power had always whispered in her blood, and eventually, she stopped ignoring it.
In the shadows of London’s hidden wizarding elite, Hermione carves out a new identity—as a Dominant. Not the kind of control born from cruelty, but from strength, precision, and presence. Word spreads quickly in the underground circles of magical submission and power exchange: the Golden Girl has claimed her throne.
One night, reviewing her carefully curated list of session requests, a familiar name appears on the parchment in delicate, spidery script.
Severus Snape.
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In a world where the light fades, and shadows consume the soul, how much can one endure before the deepest, most forbidden corners of the mind are awakened?
Hermione Granger has always been different and has been put through hell for it. She’s grown up with no friends, only her family and her love of learning to help being a kid with no friends. That is until one day her entire world is turned upside down when a mysterious person shows up at her house and her parents don’t return home that night.
Virtus Vincit Omnia
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June 5th 1980 Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy welcome the birth of their twins Draco and Nova. 5 years later Nova goes missing from her bed in the middle of the night, never to be seen again.
Nearly a decade later Hogwarts is thrown into chaos when an incident occurs revealing that muggleborn Hermione Granger isn’t who she thinks she is - in fact she isn’t even a muggleborn at all but a pureblood by the name of Nova Malfoy. The very same that went missing in the middle of the night all those years ago.The story follows Hermione Granger aka Nova Malfoy and the rest of the Malfoy family in third person as they struggle with the events that follow Nova's return and her struggle with accepting who she truly is within the Malfoy family.
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The Asylum That Raised Her by Mermaidflete for Hypothetically
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Oct 2025
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Five years after the war, Hermione Granger is a shell of who she once was. Locked away in an insane asylum, her mind fragmented by what she saw/did during a mission.
The Ministry claims she was driven mad by Bella's cursed blade.
When a new law passes, that requires the rehabilitation and release of all children of war, Hermione is to be set free. However, there's a stipulation: someone must take responsibility of her or she will remain institutionalised indefinitely.
Riddled with guilt, Draco Malfoy steps up.
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This one shot is connected to my works "Everything She Shouldn't Be" and "Everything She Wants To Be"
What really happened while Cassiopeia was in St. Mungo's? Harry had needs that weren't able to be met by his own hand anymore.
“Do you… even know,” Harry ground out between thrusts, his words harsh against Cho's ear, “what it’s like to want something—need someone—so fucking bad, and have it ripped away?” His hips slammed into hers, the force making the lockers rattle.
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- Part 3 of Everything She Shouldn't Be
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Hermione Granger wanted to be left alone. Draco Malfoy wanted to protect his son. The Ministry of Magic wanted more babies. Nobody’s getting exactly what they want.
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Через семь лет после начала войны Гермиона и Джинни устали от того, что к ним относятся как к пустому месту. После множества предательств со стороны Гарри и Рона они решают присоединиться к Пожирателям смерти, меняя правила и саму игру в процессе
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Draco hasn't slept for weeks and completely passes out on the train to Hogwarts.
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Siedem lat po wybuchu wojny Hermiona i Ginny mają dość bycia traktowanymi jak śmieci. Po zbyt wielu zdradach ze strony Harry’ego i Rona, postanawiają dołączyć do Śmierciożerców, całkowicie zmieniając zasady gry.
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Draco Malfoy doesn't have a problem. Everything is fine. His daily drinks are not out of control. He just likes the taste of the expensive liquor. Or that he likes to try self-made potions that have tripping side effects is just because he always liked brewing.
Unfortunately he is a bit more wasted than anticipatedon on the Tower Bridge when
Hermione Granger shows up... just perfect timing for the Golden Girl to activate her helper-syndrome.Hermione had a really bad day. She went for a walk around London after she had another fight with Ron who is struggling with nightmares, flashbacks and aggressiv outbursts...
Why doesn't he want to listen to her and get professional help?
Right after she run from their fight, she witnesses a man standing on the railing of the Tower Bridge looking like he is about to jump. As Hermione comes closer, she gets a feeling she knows exactly who the other lonely figure on this bridge is...
What a proper way to end an already awful day. -
Harry Potter: Alastor Rowle and the Bloody Truth by Beagrius
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2025
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The Rowle family has been greatly reduced in status due to the betrayal of the Potter family and its last male heir, Alastor, is eager for revenge. Be it Harry Potter himself, his mother Lily or his sister Holly, Alastor will ensure that House Rowle has the last laugh and House Potter pays for their actions.
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Fair warning, this is a much angrier, ruder, more dirty minded and all around more fed up Ron than in my other stories on here. As a result of this and the general arc of the fic (see below) it is very critical of Harry and Hermione and Snape and the Malfoys. Everyone is a little bit mental and dark in this fic.
Please note the satire tag, this is a fic that pokes at the plot of Deathly Hallows (and other HP books) …for fun, it’s not a manifesto... and doesn’t actually reflect what I think of the characters - go see some of my other work for more canon tone fics that are more in line with how I actually think. The critique is thus actually aimed at the author (JKR) and the point of this is to be a bit extreme (again for fun and for the sake of satire…)
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What if the Weasley’s aren’t very impressed with the way Harry handled the war effort and its aftermath? And they know a hell of a lot more about the Wizarding World than Harry and Hermione.Ron re-connects with his family, his ex and the Wizarding World while he increasingly disconnects from Harry and Hermione. Eventual Ron/Lavender. Not epilogue-compliant.
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Hermione and Draco secretly fell in love during their fourth year. Unbeknownst to them, Harry fell in love with Hermione during their third.
A month after they went on the run during 7th year, Hermione fell into in a terrified panic. When Harry tried to comfort her the last thing he expected was to learn she was pregnant. Understandably, he became upset. Not so understandably, Harry resolved to correct the situation entirely.
In May of 1998 he obliviated his best friend and planted false memories. When she awoke after the final battle, Hermione was seven months pregnant and had no memory of loving Draco. Instead, she remembered Harry. Harry who held her in the hospital and promised they’d be okay.
Five years later, Harry Potter has the girl, and the family he’s dreamed of. He’s sure there’s nothing that could make him regret it.
Until his boss says they gave the promotion he wanted to an international transfer. A transfer that just happens to be the one person who would know the timeline well enough to realise that there is no way Scorpius Potter is Harry’s son. Until Draco Malfoy comes back to England. -
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Lorsque les liens se brisent et que l’espérance s’effondre, il ne reste que la nuit. Hermione se perd dans les abysses de la magie noire, consumée par la guerre et la trahison. Mais au cœur de l’obscurité, un ange déchu se révèle : promesse de salut ou sentence éternelle, il sera aussi bien sa délivrance que sa perte.
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Before it was a school, Night Raven College was a hospital. Nowadays, it prides itself on accessibility and accommodations for its diverse student body. When Yuu Hanako finds their way into the world of Twisted Wonderland, they have to adapt to a world that has magic, and do it all without their glasses.
This AU is gonna be for both educational and entertainment purposes, but basically everyone has some form of disability. Oh! and overblot are so much worse (evil laughter in the distance).
first post but not first fic, constructive criticism is welcome :D*26/09 first three chapters are being rewritten, will be done soon
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- Part 1 of Twisted Aftershock AU
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Good and evil, sometimes, it’s just a matter of perspective. In which two parts of the golden trio are not so golden. And Hermione finds an ally in death eater Draco Malfoy.
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Not canon compliant, diverges from Deathly Hallows onwards (and 3 short scenes from before).
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Hermione Granger has been living a life of solitude in the muggle world for the last six years after the battle of Hogwarts. All alone, after mistakes were made with no one but herself to blame for it. At least that’s what the ones she loved most have made her believe. That is, until Draco Malfoy happens to spot her for the first time since he walked away shamefully with his family after the war had ended. Guilt ridden of all the wrong he’s done and living a life trying to redeem himself worthy of the word. His curiosity gets the best of him wanting to know what The Golden Girl is doing amongst the muggles and if it may be the same reasons as himself?
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The war is over, but the wizarding world lies in ruin, its heart rotting under the iron grip of Draco Malfoy, the White Serpent. Leading the Serpentes a savage gang of war orphans forged in blood and fear.
Draco rules with ruthless precision, flanked by the unhinged Theo Nott and the calculating Blaise Zabini. In a decaying Diagon Alley, they find Hermione Granger, battered and broken, her vibrant spirit dulled by hidden scars and betrayal. Whisking her to the hollow grandeur of Malfoy Manor, the Serpentes uncover the extent of her suffering old wounds masked by her healer’s cunning.What follows is a dark odyssey no one could foresee. -
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Hermione granger is a lot of things, the brightest witch of her age ⅓ of the great golden trio and the entire wizarding worlds guess as to who the next future minister of magic is, and she definitely isn't stupid she knows her parents' treatment of her is well ….unorthodox. She knows the silent treatment until she's perfect is cruel and unattainable. She knows the near daily beatings would have her classmates and perhaps her professors in tears..
So Hermione does what she does best, she sucks it up and she continues to play the devoted muggle born best friend while silently applying bruise balm to her glamoured wounds and pouring her every free moment into her studies while ignoring Ronald's nagging to know what they are after their chaste kiss during the final battle
Until their 8th year where after the war everyone returning to Hogwarts has to be resorted, tension fly, inter-housing bonds strengthen and past rivalries turn into fierce friendships. Will the abuse Hermione is going through finally come to light or will she be stuck licking her wounds all over again?