7 Works in Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Major Monogram
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Suffering the after effects of a bad divorce, Candace Flynn loses her head and cool when she discovers that one of her best friends, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, is dating her much younger brother, Ferb Fletcher.
Wanting revenge, the now 25 year old woman, tries to seduce Vanessa's father, the 57 year old Heinz Doofenshmirtz, in an act of retribution.
When it magnificently fails, however, it leads to the formerly evil scientist and the upstanding young lawyer bonding over their respective divorces and striking up a deal where the young mother of two can seek refuge at his apartment when her well meaning family and friends interfere in her life too much.
When friendship soon turns to a natural attraction - no revenge involved - though, Candace and Doof soon find themselves battling their feelings, several misunderstandings, upset family members and an unplanned development all on their way to uncomplicating a situation which was *supposed* to be uncomplicated.
But when is it ever anything else for both Candace Flynn and Heinz Doofenshmirtz?
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- English
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- 5,778
- Chapters:
- 1/4
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It’s very early in the morning and Major Monogram laments on his fate of having to call his best agent for a new mission. Though to his very negative surprise, it’s not Perry who answers said call.
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When Malifishmertz escapes from the great Midsummer Wode-Gathering Harvest Bonfire, the fugitive sorcerer decides to take a hostage with him, to ensure his safety back to his fortress.
However, when his choice turns out to be the tempestuous Candavere, the sorcerer finds that he has wound up with more than he bargained for, especially when she winds up getting badly burned along the way and in need of his care and doctoring,
Soon both parties find themselves uncomfortable over the whole situation in completely unexpected ways...and by that this summary means totally unexpected, unless you are familiar with this sort of tale.
What's an evil sorcerer to do when the perilous journey home becomes more fraught with icky and schmaltzy feelings than any actual real peril?
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Because I saw one too many of these floating around.
The kids make a group chat and Doof gets Perry’s number. This’ll be fun.
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- Part 1 of Maxils’ PnF Chatfic
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Requiem by El_Erizo_Que_Escribe for Lexia Soliani (ringwinner)
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
15 Apr 2024
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Perder a un familiar siempre duele.
Pero perderlo y que no te dejen despedirte duele más.
Lamentablemente Heinz tiene mucho para contar acerca de eso.
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- Part 1 of Familia, Deber, Amor.
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Switcharoo by totally_tools (orphan_account) for bashingpumpkins
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
08 Nov 2022
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When Perry is hit by one of Doof's intors and forgets all about his secret agent identity, Heinz is tasked with keeping him safe until he remembers. One small problem- there's a vicious organization out to kill Perry. Actually, two small problems- Perry also has a crush on Heinz.
Chaos ensues.
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When the inator alert goes off less than a month after Doof gave up evil to teach high school, Monogram is understandably frustrated. And with Agent P on some much-needed time off, the Major is forced to go to the Doofenshmirtz building himself, and is faced with two men wearing odd clothes who insist they're time-traveling pistachio protectors.