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    After taking the next step in her relationship with Jeremy Johnson, Candace Flynn begins to think about Buford's Candace suit, and remember a few things about a girl named Kevin that she really wishes had stayed buried.

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    "Oh hello. So nice of you to visit, completely unannounced stranger. I am Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, former evil scientist and now middle-aged super scientist! I go on wacky multiversal adventures with my two grandkids, Morty and Summer, my daughter, Vanessa, and my son-in-law, Jerry! And uh, maybe Perry the platypus? I mean last I heard, he's retired, cause y'know, no more evil Doof to fight, but uh, hey anything is possible."

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    Perry and Heinz have retired and although Perry’s problems might’ve been resolved, Heinz's are just starting. What is he supposed to do with his life when he doesn’t have the outlet of evil anymore? And how is he supposed to fit alongside all these parts of Perry that he only just found out about?

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    1,398
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    Living with Candace and her young daughter and son after Phineas and Ferb head to college, Perry is relieved when the now successful lawyer survives the heartbreak of divorce and eventually finds a new love, even if she is reluctant to talk about him.

    However, after Major Monogram contacts him about new suspicious activity from the reformed Heinz Doofenshmirtz, whom also has been hiding his own romantic relationship, Agent P is startled to discover what a small world Danville truly is!

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    Peter's having a bad time. Professor Mystery is fighting someone else, and he doesn't know what to do. Then his friends need help, and he has to figure it out.

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    It's the start of summer, which means two brothers living in the wonderful, Tri-State Area, led by their beloved mayor, will be making the most of the 104 days of summer vacation before they need to head back to school.

    It also seems that the doctor living above the beloved mayor is up to his mischievous ways, meaning a certain semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action is called to thwart him!

    It's Perry the Platypus's job to defeat the precocious Dr. Flynn as he tries to take Mayor Fletcher out of power while keeping the cover as a mindless pet to Heinz and Roger Doofenschmirtz.

    (Or... Phineas and Ferb swap au where Heinz and Roger swap with Phineas and Ferb. The ages stay the same, though.)

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    Perry and Peter are going on a mission together! It involves Roger Doofenshmirtz! Absolutely nothing could possible go wrong! (That is a lie. Things go wrong.)

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    summary:罗杰开始享用他迟来的晚餐。

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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been backpacking across Europe for a year in a desperate attempt to run away from his own thoughts. He's out of money and out of luck, but doesn't even know where he wants to go next. It's lonely being a genius, and sometimes he wonders if it would be easier if he didn't have to think. One phone call to the right person might change his mind about that.

    (Or: An examination of Heinz's mental state and his relationship with Roger during his post-college backpacking years. The boys have a difficult conversation they'll probably never speak of again.)

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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz recounts the time he'd lost his virginity...to his very own brother.

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    "You do not have a brother. You have never experienced anything this
    ferocious or intentional with another person." - You Are Jeff by Richard Siken.


    "I know he's a pain in the rear," And there it is, her little snide anti-Heinz comments. Roger, for all his criticisms of Heinz, could never hear her insult him again and it would be too soon. Heinz may be irritating but Roger knows, to some degree, that it's unfair.

    Heinz isn't the worst man to ever exist. He's just difficult. But all the argumentation Roger might have had against his mother has been long wiped from him. He knows better than to argue with her.

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    "Hello, Heinz," Roger said, in that condescending way Heinz had always hated. "Your, er, platypus friend here came by my office a few days ago with an invitation. I didn't know you celebrated your birthday."

    ---

    Or: Perry the Platypus lays the groundwork to improve another of Heinz's familial relationships.

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    1/1
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    1,200
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    I mean, technically it's the same birthday-or two birthdays that are just happening on the same day. But that counts, right?

    AKA Doof finds out that Stan's birthday is on the same day as Vanessa's, and Stan continues having angst over how his life has changed.

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    Heinz always hated his little brother from the day he was born. Heinz finally decides to get his revenge on his little brother but the tables turn when his little brother has him trapped bent over a table and what's this a blush on Heinz's face?

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    It took Roger Doofenshmirtz 27 years to finally understand how deeply fucked everything was. It takes him 20 more to finally figure out how to reach his brother.

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    They hated each other. That’s what they thought. So why did it hurt so bad when they fought

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    1/1
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    Four conversations Roger Doofenshmirtz could have lived without.

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    1/4
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    1
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    18
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    319
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    42
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    1,977
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    (Originalmente publicado en FF)
    Reto de 100 temas ambientados en la trama B, sin relación entre si. Pequeños relatos con Perry, Doof, Vanessa, etc como protagonistas, ya sea explorando sus pensamientos, o tener un pequeño vistazo a sus pasados y presentes. Ratings y géneros varían según la historia.

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    Español
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    10,178
    Chapters:
    12/100
    Comments:
    8
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    187
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    For Roger, most problems revolved around his brother. This one was no different.

    What happens when half the buildings in Danville just happen to get turned into fog and everyone needs a place to sleep?
    Roger is already at his wit's end with Heinz, and the night is just beginning. Except it doesn't go quite the way he imagined it would because Heinz may have forgotten to mention he has trouble sleeping at night, especially when a certain platypus is supposed to be with his owners.

    (Or: At two am, the screaming started, the fanfic.)
    (And yes, there will be reconciliation. Why? Because they both deserve it. Also romantic Perryshmirtz. If that's not your thing, please just don't read. Thank you in advance.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    272
    Bookmarks:
    47
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    2,345

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